Hair pie

[Blown 472]

So you meet this chick and you are getting serious and you find out she has a hip to hip, how do you tell her that it is gross and you need to shave that shit as it does nothing for you. ( and no I did not meet someone like this just thinking out loud)

[dicudmore]

mmm good question....
tough subject

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

shave it down for her.. tell her it is a stimulant.. ;)

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
shave it down for her.. tell her it is a stimulant.. ;)
What about the line of hair up her ass?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Blown 472
What about the line of hair up her ass?
flip her over :D put a small vibrator in her ass and she'll never know what your doing.. :eek: :D

[dicudmore]

Originally posted by Blown 472
What about the line of hair up her ass?
are you sure its a woman :confused:
croc dundee test...

[Debbolas]

Is she from Europe?
You know those chicks over there, don't shave;)

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
shave it down for her.. tell her it is a stimulant.. ;)
I think she might notice when you pull the cord on the lawnmower...:D

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
flip her over :D put a small vibrator in her ass and she'll never know what your doing.. :eek: :D
You been watching that sex talk show on sundays on oxygen channel??

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
I think she might notice when you pull the cord on the lawnmower...:D
LMAO!! true.. ..... what to do what to do.. how about some nice warm smooth wax....
yeouch.. :eek:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Blown 472
You been watching that sex talk show on sundays on oxygen channel??
don't you.. ;)

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
don't you.. ;)
Yup that ol canuck chick is a ****ing riot, some chick called in and said her bf wanted to get shot in the sack with a tazer.:eek:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Blown 472
Yup that ol canuck chick is a ****ing riot, some chick called in and said her bf wanted to get shot in the sack with a tazer.:eek:
:eek: :eek: i'd rather wax.. :eek: :eek:

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
:eek: :eek: i'd rather wax.. :eek: :eek:
Hows bout an on line demo????:p

[Debbolas]

Shaving is good too!;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Blown 472
Hows bout an on line demo????:p
your the one that had a hair pie to shave.. I don't LOL!!:p :D :D

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
your the one that had a hair pie to shave..
I'll go gas up the mower....:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
I'll go gas up the mower....:D
LOL!! I will grab the edger for the porn cut.. :D :eek: :D

[Mandelon]

Start going down on her, and then vomit all over her stomach. When she asks what is wrong, then spring the news about the fishy rainforest being too much.
And watch out for Cling-ons. :eek:

[HCS]

She must be Italian. Have her shave her mustash too.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Start going down on her, and then vomit all over her stomach. When she asks what is wrong, then spring the news about the fishy rainforest being too much.
And watch out for Cling-ons. :eek:
Or hack up a furball on her stomach..... maybe she'll get the hint...;)

[LAVEYSABRE575]

tell her you dont like bears and it looks like a bear cub is stuck in her panties....

[Mrs. Restless22]

Originally posted by Mandelon
And watch out for Cling-ons. :eek:
EEWWWWWW:yuk:

[PlyaPlya22]

Originally posted by Blown 472
What about the line of hair up her ass?
Get a comb and some hair gel and part it like the red sea.

[Kilrtoy]

Sometimes you just gotta throw your hands in the air and act like you just dont care.
LET HER GO , quickly, very quickly
be honest tell her that is sick and then leave, I would:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/puke.gif

[cigarette1]

Hit It :D

[HOSS]

Now your talkin`.

[welk2party]

I have ran into this in the past and have just come out with my request. Usually I try to make it sexy and offer to shave it for her then we can have fun from there.

[91nordic29]

give her a gift certificate for "day spa", wax included.:cool: