Just got a copy of Dem. Nat'l Convention Schedule

[spectratoad]

Here is the latest 2004 Democratic Convention Schedule:
6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:00 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.
Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention ?
:D

[rrrr]

Originally posted by spectratoad
Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention ?
:D
LMFAO!!
:D :D :D

[rvrtoy]

That would be a wonderful idea!!:D

[SchellSchock]

Just copied and emailed to everyone I could think of. That is some funny ***t, although acouple of the people on my list are not gonna think so, which is why the email to the has the font doubled in size and Bolded.

[spectratoad]

Isn't there a bridge that old Teddy Boy has frequented in the past when he drive ladies somewhere.:eek:

[rrrr]

From the good ol' Internet for you youngsters...
"In July 1969 Chappaquiddick achieved national notoriety when (well after midnight) Senator Edward Kennedy, drove his car off Dike Bridge–a one-lane wooden structure that links Chappaquiddick to the barrier beach that forms its eastern shore. The car overturned as it left the bridge, landing upside down in a fast-moving tidal stream known as "the Dike." Kennedy swam free, but his passenger, a young staffer named Mary Jo Kopechne, was trapped in the car and drowned.
The accident quickly blossomed into a scandal. Kennedy was criticized for failing to come to Kopechne's aid, for failing to summon help, and for waiting until the following morning to report the accident to authorities. Allegations that Kennedy had been drunk, that he had lied about the accident, and that he had intended to have sex with Kopechne were widely reported and discussed. The accident permanently stained Kennedy's political career, and may have cost him a serious chance at the presidency.
A grand jury convened in Edgartown several months after the accident declined to issue an indictment against Kennedy. The decision, though consistent with Massachusetts law, led critics to charge that the Kennedy family had used its power to ensure a favorable verdict.
The saying "Ted Kennnedy's car has killed more people than my gun" is now common among advocates of gun rights, on account of Senator Kennedy's strongly anti-Second Amendment politics, and inspired by the Chappaquiddick incident."
Annnnnd, by happy coincidence, the DNC Convention is in Boston, just a couple hours away. Ted could easily take Hillary for a drive down memory lane....