Jeanyus
07-20-2004, 05:43 PM
A Lake Pirate was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when
the Lake Pirate turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger."
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said
to the Lake Pirate, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Lake Pirate. "How about politics?"
"OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the Lake Pirate. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss politics when you don't know shit?"
Sorry couldent resist. board seems dead tonight anyway
the Lake Pirate turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger."
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said
to the Lake Pirate, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Lake Pirate. "How about politics?"
"OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the Lake Pirate. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss politics when you don't know shit?"
Sorry couldent resist. board seems dead tonight anyway