Boatcop
04-06-2006, 06:17 PM
1. If you immigrate to the United States of America, you must speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor. We are not going to take unskilled workers. You will not be allowed.
2. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, no government business will be conducted in your native language.
3. Foreigners will never have the right to vote, I don't care how long they are here, nor will they ever be allowed to hold political office.
4. If you're in our country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps, Government supplied medical care, or any other government benefits.
5. You can come if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't have that amount of money, you can't come and invest. You have to stay home.
6. If you do come and you want to buy land, okay, but we're going to restrict your options. You will not be allowed to buy waterfront property in the United States. That will be reserved for citizens naturally born in this country.
7. As a foreigner, you must relinquish all individual rights to property.
8. You don't have the right to protest when you come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot wave a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, or you get sent home.
9. If you come here illegally, you go straight to jail and we're going to hunt you down 'til we find you.
Sound pretty harsh don't they? Well, believe it or not, those are actual immigration laws.............................................. ...
........................In Mexico! :mad:
*Paraphrased from Rush Limbaugh.
2. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, no government business will be conducted in your native language.
3. Foreigners will never have the right to vote, I don't care how long they are here, nor will they ever be allowed to hold political office.
4. If you're in our country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps, Government supplied medical care, or any other government benefits.
5. You can come if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't have that amount of money, you can't come and invest. You have to stay home.
6. If you do come and you want to buy land, okay, but we're going to restrict your options. You will not be allowed to buy waterfront property in the United States. That will be reserved for citizens naturally born in this country.
7. As a foreigner, you must relinquish all individual rights to property.
8. You don't have the right to protest when you come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot wave a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, or you get sent home.
9. If you come here illegally, you go straight to jail and we're going to hunt you down 'til we find you.
Sound pretty harsh don't they? Well, believe it or not, those are actual immigration laws.............................................. ...
........................In Mexico! :mad:
*Paraphrased from Rush Limbaugh.