Let's say...

[Tom Brown]

There is someone that you have upset terribly. Perhaps through some mis-understanding on one of these new fangled Internet message boards or maybe because you were credited with daily room clearing farts at the dinner table while you were living in their garage.
Let's also say, that person lives in a different country than you do but you happen to know their address because of subpoena'd documents. What if it turned out that they live west of Arizona?
As well as all of this, suppose you wanted to do something nice for this nice couple? What might you do? You might be thinking about gift certificates for a decent restaurant or something nice they could do together while discussing what a cheese dick you are.
Any ideas?

[Jrocket]

Mail them a dead skunk.

[HalletDave]

Originally posted by Jrocket
Mail them a dead skunk.
Yes, that would surely get you back in good graces.;) :D

[riverbound]

How terribly upset are they?

[topless]

What did you do now Tom?

[Tom Brown]

Nothing! It was all a miss understanding! :D :D :D

[gramps]

do you need my address so that you can send the gift???????

[HCS]

Send me a nice big gift certificate for dinner so I can discuss what
a big cheese dick you are.:p

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by gramps
do you need my address so that you can send the gift???????
Blow it out your ass. :mad:
Sometimes misunderstandings happen and no one is responsible. :D :D :D
Sorry, gramps. j/k :cool:

[BarryMac]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Nothing! It was all a miss understanding! :D :D :D
As always TB, send em' a glass molded dog turd that they can use as a paperweight...:D
gjb

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Tom, me and Jason live in Orange County, not AZ. :D Send us cash and we will forgive you. :D :D

[Tom Brown]

Actually, I've been thinking of sending Makai a little knine vibrator. :cool:

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Actually, I've been thinking of sending Makai a little knine vibrator. :cool:
LMAO!!!!
Thank you Tom, I have had an incredibly crappy day and that just made me laugh and spit water allover. :D I needed that, thank you.

[Havasu Hangin']

Is he an Arizona Hot Boater?

[Tom Brown]

No. He is very good friends with an Arizona Hot Boater. This couple, however, live west of Arizona.
In case anyone wonders how serious I am, I really would appreciate some help with ideas. :)

[Havasu Hangin']

Well, that's just ducky...

[gramps]

ok give us a better clue as to where they live and maybe someone can come up with a reaturant idea.

[Tom Brown]

Hey DUCKY!
Good guess and certainly someone who doesn't know whether to hate my guts or just do his best to ignore the freak show that is Tom Brown. :D
DUCKY, however, has been taken care of. :cool:
I made him an admin on HavasuBarney.com. I'm sure he'll be pleased. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by gramps
ok give us a better clue as to where they live and maybe someone can come up with a reaturant idea.
Wow! You've got to be the best sport ever. Thanks. :cool:
I recall reading somewhere that they live in Orange County.

[topless]

How nice do you want to go? My favorite is Ruth Kriss Steak House. Best steak around.

[SILVERWING]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Blow it out your ass. :mad:
Sometimes misunderstandings happen and no one is responsible. :D :D :D
Sorry, gramps. j/k :cool:
TRADE IN THEIR CANOE AND INLINE 454 AND BUY AND OUTBOARD FOR THE BOAT

[PlyaPlya22]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Nothing! It was all a miss understanding! :D :D :D
I'm calling BS:D

[gramps]

try "The Fish Market" Its in Los Alamitos on Los Alamitos Blvd. just below Katella Blvd. Probally the best fish resturant in Calif.

[Jrocket]

Getting any ideas yet Tom? The exploding bag of shit to the front door is always a nice thing.

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by topless
How nice do you want to go? My favorite is Ruth Kriss Steak House. Best steak around.
Nice. Thanks. :)

[Jrocket]

Originally posted by topless
How nice do you want to go? My favorite is Ruth Kriss Steak House. Best steak around.
High dollar cow and its not bad either.Good choice.

[Jbb]

Two words Brown.....Bran & Cheddar....:D

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by gramps
try "The Fish Market" Its in Los Alamitos on Los Alamitos Blvd. just below Katella Blvd. Probally the best fish resturant in Calif.
Thanks. :cool:

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by JETBOAT BRIAN
Two words Brown.....Bran & Cheddar....:D
That's how this whole misunderstanding began. :eek:

[simple]

Hey Tom,
Are you the Glastron Carlson Tom Brown?

[Tom Brown]

Do I owe you money? http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

[Tom Brown]

:D
Yes I am, GLD. :)

[simple]

I know you now by way of the Classic Glastron Owners Association web site. You're a back east guy that knows alot about the old Carlson Classics.
I've owned (2) myself. A CM-500 (1981) & a 1987 CV-23.
I have another brand now. You're a good read......keep it up!

[Tom Brown]

Thanks. It's nice to meet you on ***boat. I actually live in western Canada.
Here is the CVX-16 my Dad and I restored/hot rodded.
We currently have a v-173 in the oven also.
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/forums/uploads/post-8-1090136241.jpg
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/forums/uploads/post-8-1090136376.jpg

[simple]

Very nice Tom. With that big Merc hangin' on the back, your CVX-16 must be a rocket. Since I frequent Lake Mead, Mohave, Havasu & the Parker Strip, it is most likely we'll never meet.
Also, there is hardly a trace of Carlsons out here even though Jet Boats have a great following.