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Infomaniac
08-02-2004, 08:33 AM
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and
one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My
other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview, She is a part time "working girl". All things
considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance'and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

058
08-02-2004, 09:27 AM
LMAO.....still good after all these years:D

Infomaniac
08-02-2004, 10:15 AM
Amazing how little old jokes need to be changed to bring them up to current situations.

mirvin
08-02-2004, 10:29 AM
Didja hear the one where Kerry and Bush are in a barber shop getting their hairs cut???
Ok, so there both sittin there in seperate chairs being worked on by different barbars. Kerry's guy is finishing up and asks "WOuld you like some aftershave/ cologne Mr. Senator?" Kerry replies, "hell no!! I can't be coming home to my wife smelling like a ***** house!"
Bush's barber, hearing the exchange, asks "Mr. President, would you like some cologne, or are you worried about smelling like a ***** house too?"
Bush replied "Not to worry, MY WIFE doesn't know what a ***** house smells like!"":D
mirvin