Lance Armstrong To Be Stripped Of 6th Tour Crown

[hasty450]

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.
In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.
The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:
(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap
The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...
:D

[RiverOtter]

BADDA BING BADDA BOOM LMAOROTF :D

[Coach]

Originally posted by hasty450
CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.
In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.
The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:
(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap
The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...
:D
LOL:D

[Kilrtoy]

That is some good shit

[mirvin]

:p :D
I can't wait until they get invaded by Poland.....
mirvin;)

[XtrmWakeborder]

lol! :D

[Infomaniac]

:D :D :D :D :D

[framer1]

Now that's funny!!!!!!

[ColeTR1]

Originally posted by hasty450
The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...
:) :) :)

[MagicMtnDan]

I heard the French were trying to find Lance after he rolled into Paris. Apparently they wanted to surrender :D

[25Elmn8r]

fricken hilarious!

[sigepmock]

FOR SALE:
Authentic French army weapons. In great shape, never fired,.....only been dropped once.
:D :D :D

[Big_Gunz_]

LMAO :D :D :D

[FRENCHIE]

thats funny...oh and im not really french...just a nickname!!;) :D

[phebus]

I have to admit, that thread title scared me. I was afraid to open it.

[WILD LAVEY]

thats some funny shizz:D :D

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

LMFAO :D

[Garrddogg]

that was effin good one....:eek:

[manuel]

Just think of what it would of been like if the French had been victorious in the Mexican revolution, we would have RUDE illegals,
I guess that's why Cinco De Mayo is so popular here, :D

[Misogynist]

Originally posted by manuel
Just think of what it would of been like if the French had been victorious in the Mexican revolution, we would have RUDE illegals,
I guess that's why Cinco De Mayo is so popular here, :D Si.....oui.......uhh ...... si-oui...... too funny!

[DogHouse]

Originally posted by sigepmock
FOR SALE:
Authentic French army weapons. In great shape, never fired,.....only been dropped once.
:D :D :D
Only once? Clearly you're mistaken.
:D

[Ion]

Damn ankle grabbers!
"The Air Force tested a bomb in Florida and the bomb blast was so strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered"
-From Jay Leno's show

[eliminatedsprinter]

Originally posted by hasty450
CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.
In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.
The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:
(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap
The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...
:D
I also here he didn't have the mandatory white flag in his room either.

[Wet Dream]

Now that was funny!! :D

[gnarley]

Wa who, haaaaaaa hhaaaaaaa. LMAO good one :D

[PlyaPlya22]

That's right, clean as a whistle.

[91nordic29]

Originally posted by gnarley
Wa who, haaaaaaa hhaaaaaaa. LMAO good one :D
what he said!!!!!:smilespi: :smilespi: :smilespi:

[OGShocker]

That right there is funny, I don't care who you are!:D

[NorCal Gameshow]

my blood pressure shot up as i was reading......then a good laugh ....nice job :D

[Red Eye]

Damn French People!