Kilrtoy
08-02-2004, 06:37 PM
So Im in the channel chilling with the wife and family, I see this ski boat pull up next to me. I really dont pay attention, then all of a sudden this LARGE WOMAN appears and says hey buddy can I get a beer. Being the nice guy that I am, SURE. She walks away.
Then about 5 mintues later this guy swims next to my boat and the ski boat and begins talking with me. I get myself a beer and he says, hey buddy can I get a beer. So I throw him a beer. Then my brother inlaw comes over and he gets a beer, different than mine, he then ask my brother-in-law, hey Can I try one of those. My brother -in-law thinking I know this guy gives him a beer.
Now these 3 troll children appear and he ask if they can jump off my swim step and in to the water. SURE I guess, since the ski boat was further up and in shallower water.
So these troll kids are splashing all over my boat and the wife who was two boats over see's the whole thing. She comes over and tells the kids to stop jumping off the boat , because they are wetting the inside of the boat which has a couple of camera's and cell phones and she KNOWS THEY ARE TROLLS.
The guy gets stupid with her and she says,this is his boat, he said its cool. So the wife says, I dont give a **** what you like, this is my boat , so get the **** out. Well I have no clue whats going on. The guys turns to me and says hey whats up with that. I say I don't know , but its her boat so I guess you better do as she says.
Then the guy ask for another beer, im going wait a minute now. My brother in law says NOPE, he turns to me and says can I get a beer and the wife says, Miguel, he doesnt even have a boat he is a troll who is leaching off us. So I say no, he says man you guys are ****ed. Then he walks up to the walkway with his children in tow and gets their duffle bags and begins to moves on. Right then the fat chick comes back up with 3 different beers and hands them to him...
So whats up with the locals leaching off us tourist.:eek:
Then about 5 mintues later this guy swims next to my boat and the ski boat and begins talking with me. I get myself a beer and he says, hey buddy can I get a beer. So I throw him a beer. Then my brother inlaw comes over and he gets a beer, different than mine, he then ask my brother-in-law, hey Can I try one of those. My brother -in-law thinking I know this guy gives him a beer.
Now these 3 troll children appear and he ask if they can jump off my swim step and in to the water. SURE I guess, since the ski boat was further up and in shallower water.
So these troll kids are splashing all over my boat and the wife who was two boats over see's the whole thing. She comes over and tells the kids to stop jumping off the boat , because they are wetting the inside of the boat which has a couple of camera's and cell phones and she KNOWS THEY ARE TROLLS.
The guy gets stupid with her and she says,this is his boat, he said its cool. So the wife says, I dont give a **** what you like, this is my boat , so get the **** out. Well I have no clue whats going on. The guys turns to me and says hey whats up with that. I say I don't know , but its her boat so I guess you better do as she says.
Then the guy ask for another beer, im going wait a minute now. My brother in law says NOPE, he turns to me and says can I get a beer and the wife says, Miguel, he doesnt even have a boat he is a troll who is leaching off us. So I say no, he says man you guys are ****ed. Then he walks up to the walkway with his children in tow and gets their duffle bags and begins to moves on. Right then the fat chick comes back up with 3 different beers and hands them to him...
So whats up with the locals leaching off us tourist.:eek: