Is it possible to be thoughtful and Topless?

[Froggystyle]

I guess so!
After my rant a couple of weeks ago about fortune cookies sucking because there weren't any fortunes any more, just crappy statements Topless got an actual fortune cookie at lunch and grabbed a dozen.
Then she sent them to me! So, I get this little package today from her with a dozen fortune cookies.
First thought... It's a trick. They are "misfortunes" or something but NO... they kick ass. I have only eaten one, and it said...
"YOU HAVE A UNIQUE PERSONALITY"
Even though it was again a statement, not a fortune it was indeed accurate so it gets partial points. I appreciate the gesture Alison. Thanks again for being a sweetheart.
So, Topless kicks ass... bottom line.
Wes

[Mr.Havasu]

I guess so!
After my rant a couple of weeks ago about fortune cookies sucking because there weren't any fortunes any more, just crappy statements Topless got an actual fortune cookie at lunch and grabbed a dozen.
Then she sent them to me! So, I get this little package today from her with a dozen fortune cookies.
First thought... It's a trick. They are "misfortunes" or something but NO... they kick ass. I have only eaten one, and it said...
"YOU HAVE A UNIQUE PERSONALITY"
Even though it was again a statement, not a fortune it was indeed accurate so it gets partial points. I appreciate the gesture Alison. Thanks again for being a sweetheart.
So, Topless kicks ass... bottom line.
Wes
We put an offer in on a new house a couple of weeks ago. Right after presenting the offer we went to get lanch at....you guessed it .... the China Bufffet. John's fortune cookie said.....
YOU WILL MAKE A GOOD DEAL ON A MAJOR PURCHASE
son of a gun the owner called the next day and accepted our offer.. Killer deal on a killer house!

[Froggystyle]

We put an offer in on a new house a couple of weeks ago. Right after presenting the offer we went to get lanch at....you guessed it .... the China Bufffet. John's fortune cookie said.....
YOU WILL MAKE A GOOD DEAL ON A MAJOR PURCHASE
son of a gun the owner called the next day and accepted our offer.. Killer deal on a killer house!
Yeah, but the cookie was talking about a Trident... ;)

[topless]

I guess so!
"YOU HAVE A UNIQUE PERSONALITY"
Wes
I think some have real fortunes because we all got good fortunes. I'm suppose to get rich. :)

[Froggystyle]

I think some have real fortunes because we all got good fortunes. I'm suppose to get rich. :)
Well, I will keep you appraised of the situation. Thanks again...
Wes

[MsDrmr]

Topless was at lunch with me and another friend of hers we each got a cookie and mine said
You will take a trip with a friend.
well see

[topless]

Well, I will keep you appraised of the situation. Thanks again...
Wes
You're welcome. :)

[Mandelon]

I was at Topless's house and looking in her underwear drawer. Inside there was a fortune. :D

[topless]

I was at Topless's house and looking in her underwear drawer. Inside there was a fortune. :D
What did it say?

[Mandelon]

Victoria's Secret! ;)

[topless]

Victoria's Secret! ;)
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you think it meant? :D

[welk2party]

Mine said Wednesday is your lucky day! :cool:

[Jrocket]

Topless does kick ass,just dont ever let her pull your car into the driveway... :p

[topless]

Topless does kick ass,just dont ever let her pull your car into the driveway... :p
Thats NOT funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: ;)

[fourspeednup]

Wouldn't it be funny to see the expression on someone's face if they opened a fortune cookie and it said something like "You're going to die tomorrow....lucky lotto #'s 12 17 35 42" :D

[Jrocket]

Thats NOT funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: ;)
The hell its not...you should of seen the look on my face when you came Mario Andretting it in that driveway.I didnt know if to run or cry laughing. :D

[topless]

The hell its not...you should of seen the look on my face when you came Mario Andretting it in that driveway.I didnt know if to run or cry laughing. :D
I did not do that. It was a steep driveway with lots of rocks. Thats my story and I'm stickin to it! :yuk:

[Jrocket]

I did not do that. It was a steep driveway with lots of rocks. Thats my story and I'm stickin to it! :yuk:
You bet woman! :D

[Her454]

I did not do that. It was a steep driveway with lots of rocks. Thats my story and I'm stickin to it! :yuk:
Did Tony Scarlata teach you how to drive over rocks? LMAO.......... :jawdrop:

[topless]

Did Tony Scarlata teach you how to drive over rocks? LMAO.......... :jawdrop:
Tony told me if you have a lowered mustang to drive over rocks really fast and its good for the suspension. LOL :)

[Her454]

It all makes sense now............... :D You'll have to ask him about that sometime. ;)