Chris Winn
08-10-2004, 03:37 PM
Jay Leno comments on John Kerry:
The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its
protection for John Kerry. You can understand why - with two
positions on every issue,he has
twice as many people mad at him." -Jay Leno
"We make jokes about it but the truth is this presidential
election really offers us a choice of two well-informed
opposing positions on every issue.
OK,: they both belong to John Kerry, but they're still there"
-Jay Leno
"President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what
John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth
dating."
-Jay Leno
"Well the good news for Democrats, now over half the country
can identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the
majority still thinks he's the dad from The Munsters."
-Jay Leno
"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich.
You know,as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them."
-Jay Leno
"They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential
candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month
period. Actually, that's
nothing. He once raised $500 million with two words: 'I
do.'" -Jay Leno
:D :D :D :D :D
The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its
protection for John Kerry. You can understand why - with two
positions on every issue,he has
twice as many people mad at him." -Jay Leno
"We make jokes about it but the truth is this presidential
election really offers us a choice of two well-informed
opposing positions on every issue.
OK,: they both belong to John Kerry, but they're still there"
-Jay Leno
"President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what
John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth
dating."
-Jay Leno
"Well the good news for Democrats, now over half the country
can identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the
majority still thinks he's the dad from The Munsters."
-Jay Leno
"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich.
You know,as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them."
-Jay Leno
"They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential
candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month
period. Actually, that's
nothing. He once raised $500 million with two words: 'I
do.'" -Jay Leno
:D :D :D :D :D