***boat2
08-11-2004, 07:23 PM
Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'reality'"?
Dad: "I will show you."
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"
Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!"
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars.
Daughter: "Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!"
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would not hesitate!"
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
"You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'reality' we are living with 2 Whores and a Homo."
Dad: "I will show you."
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"
Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!"
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars.
Daughter: "Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!"
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would not hesitate!"
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
"You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'reality' we are living with 2 Whores and a Homo."