BUSH joke!

[Krazy K]

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.
After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is:
"Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says,
"OK, where were we? Oh that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, what the f** k happened to Billy?" :(

[Jeanyus]

Answers to questions.
We went to war witout the UN because they are corrupt, wimps.
I did beat Al Gore, and it has been proven. People say I did not win it's, called propaganda.
I have Osama hidden in a basement in Pakistan and plan to pull him out before the election.
The school bell rang early,because your teachers wanted to have a meeting to discuss teaching your class in spanish, because Jose can't keep up.
Billy ran into a muslim extremist, and now he is a hostage.
Any other questions?

[Dr. Eagle]

Answers to questions.
We went to war witout the UN because they are corrupt, wimps.
I did beat Al Gore, and it has been proven. People say I did not win it's, called propaganda.
I have Osama hidden in a basement in Pakistan and plan to pull him out before the election.
The school bell rang early,because your teachers wanted to have a meeting to discuss teaching your class in spanish, because Jose can't keep up.
Billy ran into a muslim extremist, and now he is a hostage.
Any other questions?
LMAO, good answers George... :cool:

[OGShocker]

Answers to questions.
We went to war witout the UN because they are corrupt, wimps.
I did beat Al Gore, and it has been proven. People say I did not win it's, called propaganda.
I have Osama hidden in a basement in Pakistan and plan to pull him out before the election.
The school bell rang early,because your teachers wanted to have a meeting to discuss teaching your class in spanish, because Jose can't keep up.
Billy ran into a muslim extremist, and now he is a hostage.
Any other questions?
Nice! :hammerhea I hope "K" can read the big words

[Keithb87]

Heard that one on the local radio on the way to work Friday... Funny Joke.. :rollside: