HCS
08-16-2004, 01:39 PM
Due to the increasing product liability litigation,
it has been suggested that American liquor
manufactures place these warning labels immediately
on all varieties of alcohol:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may cause you to tell your freinds over and
over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
make cause you to think you can sing
when you can't.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at
four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may lead you to think people are laughing
with you.
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TRUE BRAVERY
Is Arriving home at 2 am after a guy's night out,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and
still having the guts to ask: "Are you cleaning, or
are you getting ready to fly somewhere?"
it has been suggested that American liquor
manufactures place these warning labels immediately
on all varieties of alcohol:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may cause you to tell your freinds over and
over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
make cause you to think you can sing
when you can't.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at
four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may lead you to think people are laughing
with you.
**************************************************
TRUE BRAVERY
Is Arriving home at 2 am after a guy's night out,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and
still having the guts to ask: "Are you cleaning, or
are you getting ready to fly somewhere?"