You just might be a redneck

[HCS]

How many pistons do you have?
HERE (http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=524268)

[sigepmock]

Truck-8
Wife's Car-8
Boat - 8
Bike - 1
Wife's Quad - 2
Mini Quad - 1
Sand Rail - 4
Lawn Mower - 1
Total- 33 :eek: :eek:

[waterslinger]

96 cobra = 8
91 5.0 = 8
95 F350 = 8
86 f150 = 8
95 baja = 8
77 borum = 8
mower = 1
back up
460 = 8
350 = 8
65

[572Daytona]

Suburban - 8
Wife's XJ8 - 8
Daytona 572 - 8
Carver 350 - 8
Tahiti 455 - 8
Wife's Pathfinder - 6
Glastron 90 - 4
Seadoo 580cc - 2
Weed Wacker - 1
Another Weed Wacker - 1
Riding Mower - 1
Leaf Blower - 1
Pressure Washer - 1
Total = 57

[HCS]

Truck-8
Car-4
Mower-1
Boat-8
312 Ford T-bird motor-8
Leaf blower-1
Radio controlled toy-1
Compressor-1
Unless there's one in my toilet, that's it. :D
Total=32

[Dribble]

Boat - 8
Pickup - 8
SUV - 8
GTO - 8
Dirtbike - 1
Blowers - 2
Lawnmowers - 2
Weedeater - 1
Chain saws - 2
Gas Sprayer - 1
Air compressor 1
Total: 42

[Dave C]

truck = 8
car = 4 (missing 1/2) ;)
RV = 10 (whoahoo)
boat = 8
total = 30.
dang... I think I need to get busy here.

[Jeanyus]

2 trucks 16
1 car 6
1 boat 8
2generators 3
1 chainsaw 1
1 weedeater 1
1 compressor 1
total 36

[casean]

Truck - 8
Wife's car - 4
My commuter - 4
Boat - 8
Dirt bike - 1
Wife's quad - 1
XR50 - 1
Golf cart - 2
generator - 1
Lawn mower - 1
Weed whacker - 1
Air compressor - 1
------------------
Total = 33
Is more in this case necessarily better? :confused:

[lucky]

tahoe - 8
v drive 8
ranger 4
jr. truck 8
mower 1
weed eater 1-- no its not a merk .
spare 454 - 7
compressor 2
the one in my head count ??? :hammerhea
39 total

[1978 Rogers]

SUV - 6
Wifes car - 4
Boat - 8
Mower - 1
Chainsaw - 1
Weed eater - 1

[1978 Rogers]

Sorry, 21.

[harleypauls]

1966 mustang =8
1972 porsche =4
1975 Corvette =8
1997 F-150 =8
2000 Expedition = 8
1987 Honda Rebel =2
2000 Harley Sportster = 2
Tractor =1
Weedeater =1
Blower =1
2 Edgers =2
2 Chainsaws =2
total ......47 :)

[phuggit]

8 Truck
6 Wifes car
8 Boat
1 R/C boat
1 XR400
1 CRF 50
1 Generator
1 Lawnmower
1 Edger
1 Compressor
29 total
Does a purple headed monkey fist count too?

[Garrddogg]

71 Nova = 8
74 Bronco =8
95 Camaro = 8
03 Suburban = 8
02 Saturn = 6
04 Roadking = 2
Toy = 1
Oh shit forgot the boat!
05 Kachina 500 EFI = 8
= 49,
:hammerhea am I a redneck?

[racecar.hotshoe]

04 jetta-4 03 dulley-8 00 boat-8x2=16 riding mower-2 push mower(dont use that one)-1 edger-1 blower-1 00 ford-10 boys quad-1 girls quad-1 108 r/c plane-1 40 r/c plane-1 tsk r/c heli-1 1/4 scale sprintcar-1 air comp-2 total=51

[Tom Brown]

I'll play. :)
Nissan Maxima - 6
Mercury 1500 - 6
Mercury 1750 - 6
* power trim - 2 (2 pistons and a ram)
Mercury XR-4 - 6
* power trim - 2 (2 pistons and a ram)
Mercury 260 - 6
Compressor - 2
Air conditioning compressor - 1
2 x Fridge = 2 (total)
Total 39. :)

[racecar.hotshoe]

I glad your here or Id be the biggest redneck here

[68campbell]

Chevy P'up - 8
Suburban - 8
Motorhome - 8
Party Barge - 4
Flatty (not running) - 8
"Spare" FE427 - 8
Blender - 1
Daughters M/C - 1
RC Car - 1
Lawn Mower - 2
Tractor - 4
Generator -2
Chainsaw - 1
Weed Wacker - 1
Pressure washer - 1
Paint sprayer - 1
3 BMW mini stocks - 4 x 3 = 12
...and a box of trashed pistons (I am afraid to look in the box to count)
... At least 60 and I'm wearing a flannel shirt (I do have all my teeth though)

[TRIMM MANN]

What the hell :D
1965 GTO=8
1967 MUSTANG=8
1967 EL CAMINO=8
1972 VETTE=8
1979 SILVERADO=8
1989 JAQ XJS=12
1999 SUBURBAN=8
1995 ELIMINATOR=8
1994 HARLEY FXR=2
HONDA GOLDWING=2
COMPRESSORS=2
TOTAL 74 HOLY SHIT I THINK THAT'S IT!

[Bryan Rose]

Jet boat BBC = 8
Offshore fishing boat 351 = 8
Ford powerstroke 444 = 8
wifes grand cherokee 360 = 8
my 69 corvette convertable 427 = 8
wifes other car volvo 2.5 ltr. = 5
edger = 1
chainsaw = 1
weed wacker = 1
blower = 1
air compressor = 2
Lawn mower = 1
last but most important CHAINSAW POWERED GAS BLENDER =1
Total 53 pistons total .......................... what does this mean?
Bryan

[572Daytona]

Nice Bryan....between you, mudslinger and I, it looks like Georgia is leading in pistons per capita (ppc). We haven't heard from the okie contigent yet though, I'm thinking Infomaniac may have some old radial airplane engines laying around :)

[572Daytona]

I'll play. :)
Nissan Maxima - 6
Mercury 1500 - 6
Mercury 1750 - 6
* power trim - 2 (2 pistons and a ram)
Mercury XR-4 - 6
* power trim - 2 (2 pistons and a ram)
Mercury 260 - 6
Compressor - 2
Air conditioning compressor - 1
2 x Fridge = 2 (total)
Total 39. :)
Um yeah :rolleyes: You forgot to count the shock absorbers on your car and your Lionel train engines. I think we need to limit this to internal combustion powered pistons only otherwise this could get out of hand quickly.

[bilgewiper]

fun boat --- 6
slow boat --8
van---------8
car---------8
truck-------8
mower------1
weed wacker-1
toy boat-----1
chain saw----1
air comp-----4
total..........46

[PHOTOGLOU]

BoatS X 2 X 2 Motors X 8 Cyl = 32
Tahoe = 8
Silverados X 3 X 8 Cyl = 24
Car = 8
Blender = 1
Go Cart = 1
Northstar Cad V-8 For Sandrail = 8 No Sandrail Though
82 Sh*t Good Thing I Get Gas For Free At Work

[78sleekcraft]

78 sleekcraft 8
truck 1 6
truck 2 4
62 Chevy truck 6 with a build 283 to be added soon so 8 more
trooper 4
wife's car 4
honda 300ex 1 (350x conversion 3 spare build engines so 3 more)
honda 200x 1
push mower 1 (like I got money to waste on a rider)
weed eater 1
54 bel air 6
77 baja 3
Total 55
Yes I am from Arkansas, No I don't live in a trailer but I do know that air conditioners and that thing that keeps the beer cold uses a scrole compressor (no pistons).

[Captain Dan]

2 bikes=2
2 quads=2
motorhome=8
explorer=8
ultra 24 stealth =8
f-350=8
rc car=1
total 37
:smile:

[Dr. Eagle]

Suburban = 8
Grand Cherokee = 8
Wrangler = 8
Boat = 8
Sea Doo =2
Sea Doo = 2
Lawnmower = 1
Line Trimmer = 1
Hedge Trimmer = 1
Not counting the Mercedes that doesn't run (most redneck thing I have around the house honestly)...
Cylinders = 39
Counting the mercedes
Cylinders =45