Very interesting topic for the guys

[FastTimmy]

In a recent drunkfest out at the desert a interesting topic came up witch I had never given much thought to. Witch way is the right way or more common way to wipe your ASS!
Type One: To wipe your ass by reaching behind you and wipe to the back.
Type Two: To wipe your ass by reaching behind you and wipe to the front.
Type Three: To wipe your ass by going in from the front and wiping to the front.
Type Four: To wipe your ass by going in from the front and wiping to the back.

[Havasu Hangin']

Man...I think I'm going to have to resign my membership now.

[FastTimmy]

Man I did it as a pole but it did not stick I will redo the pole this is some funny shit...

[FastTimmy]

There we go I set it so you can choose multiples for the therow peeps :rolleyes:

[HighRoller]

One time when we were drunk after a race, (We won) the crewchief uncorked this gem:
"Tuning a race car for me is as simple as wiping my ass."
I nearly spit my beer all over the place hearing this. Now, this was the guy who was the car owner that destroyed everyone at Ascot. 103 wins in like 9 years. Held the permanent track record and the only Non-winged car in the 15's. Owned the place. I had to ask.
"What? What is that supposed to mean?"
"Well, if you think about either one too much, you'll end up shi tty!"
Classic...

[FastTimmy]

Maybe it has something to do with SKID MARKS

[Bre]

Only from you Timmy :jawdrop:

[Riverready]

I don't know about you Tim! Nice guy but kind of screwed up. :mix:

[PlyaPlya22]

I really don't want to say much on this topic but damn. Who in the hell would go in from the front and wipe from back to front. Never bring your shit home! Either you ain't getting no "SKULLY" or your girl has a fetish for FUNKY FUMUNDA! :2purples:

[HighRoller]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Girls love chocolate"...... :notam:

[Havasu_Dreamin]

Uh, hmm, yeah, wha.... WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Keithb87]

How does one respond to this thread ?????? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[FastTimmy]

I really don't want to say much on this topic but damn. Who in the hell would go in from the front and wipe from back to front. Never bring your shit home! Either you ain't getting no "SKULLY" or your girl has a fetish for FUNKY FUMUNDA! :2purples:
So one would assume that if one then wipes from the back that he drags crap up to his belt line... :( This is going the same way it did at the desert...But it is even funnyer to read than to just hear..Keep them coming...
Timmy

[OGShocker]

How does one respond to this thread ?????? :confused: :confused: :confused:
By not responding!
DAMN IT! You tricked me! Curses! :220v:

[HCS]

No comment. :messedup:

[91nordic29]

I really don't want to say much on this topic but damn. Who in the hell would go in from the front and wipe from back to front. Never bring your shit home! Either you ain't getting no "SKULLY" or your girl has a fetish for FUNKY FUMUNDA! :2purples:
yeah, what he said!
for all us ladies' sake, please continue or reform to be a type 1! :redface:
PS---
DONT try to do it STANDING UP!

[charlyox]

this thread is circling the toilet

[THATJEFFGUY]

You're supposed to wipe ??? :jawdrop:

[FastTimmy]

Who Flung PO :2purples:

[OGShocker]

If you wipe to the back, how do you see the corn?

[Nubbs]

What's with all the front wipers??

[PlyaPlya22]

If you go in from the front wouldn't your package get in way????? You would think :squiggle:

[lucky]

I HAVE THIS THING ABOUT MY ASS BEING CLEAN - I USE ALOT OF CHARMIN - AND NO I NEVER HAD A RIP THREW ... :jawdrop:

[FastTimmy]

Next We can do a skid mark comparison and finalize the best way to wipe your ass......... I wonder if I could sell the info to a mens magazine as a scientific study???? I could be richhhh.......

[ROZ]

This thread stinks :D
How about a front to back and following up back to front... Seems like it works best. Any thoughts Tom Brown? :confused:

[PlyaPlya22]

Sounds like your still briging the shit home :D

[ROZ]

I was thinking multiple front to backs with a light cleanup from back to front... I'm ordering a bidet for the house and using baby wipes on the road from now on. :2purples:

[Kilrtoy]

TIMMY, This is an all NEW LOW, This is just F%^$IN SICK

[Scream]

I think I'm lost, is this the meaning of life thread?... OH SHIT, it's about SHIT...Well as long as I'm here, I'd like to say that I don't have any clue what good this information is going to do for ya Fast Timmy. :(
And the corn post, OG that was good, but bad at the same time...

[FastTimmy]

TIMMY, This is an all NEW LOW, This is just F%^$IN SICK
All time LOW! Wait until it is raining out side ;)
How about a front to back and following up back to front... Seems like it works best. Any thoughts Tom Brown?
Hey ROZ, sounds like you go both ways...