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MsDrmr
08-19-2004, 11:03 AM
If you could be anything you wanted, what would you do?
Myself, I would be a marine biologist (working with dolphins, and whales)

spectratoad
08-19-2004, 11:05 AM
Me, I would like to be either a boat manufacturer or own a kick ass marina. Or a real estate investor. Something outside and dealing with mostly awesome people that I find here and at the lake. :idea:

Froggystyle
08-19-2004, 11:07 AM
Jimmy Buffett already has my dream job. So, in lieu of that, I think it would be really cool to design and build my own boats.
And play music, and record music, and fly an amphibian airplane around the world to the hottest dive spots, etc...

dgie
08-19-2004, 11:09 AM
I would work at Wendys, there is no In-and-out burger here in Texas :D

MsDrmr
08-19-2004, 11:10 AM
ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I deal mostly with people and let me tell you there is always a different side to them when they are behind a desk. I have worked outside sales an inside sales, as well as a admin assis and a receptionist. I would rather work with an animal that could swallow me whole then people that chew you up and then spit you out.

Brian Ray
08-19-2004, 11:12 AM
I had one of my dream job's but it didn't pay the bills.... :rollside:

Her454
08-19-2004, 11:13 AM
I would own my own Marina...........(maybe..in the not so distant future...;) )

dgie
08-19-2004, 11:15 AM
Funny thing this thread reminds me of the movie "Office Space" my other favorite :D

AvengerBabe
08-19-2004, 11:17 AM
I would own a therapuetic horseback riding academy for handicapped people.

Powerquestboy
08-19-2004, 11:19 AM
I would be a test driver for Powerboat magazine. Basically I would be Bob Teague.

Keithb87
08-19-2004, 11:24 AM
Test Driver for FORD or even GM for that matter... But the ultimate job would be a NASCAR Driver :D

NOTALENT
08-19-2004, 11:26 AM
Be a porn star...!!!! ;) :idea: Get paid for the wild thing..Ultimate job EvER!

JustMVG
08-19-2004, 11:30 AM
Talent Scout for Vivid Movies
Actually i'd like one of those helicopter sightseeing businessesand then take one of the helos to my place in havasu where the boats all ready and just go have a good time . ok great now i have to wake up again....

Stupid Fast
08-19-2004, 11:33 AM
I would like to be the guy that tests stuff to its limits. "Yep......300lbs. that is all that swing will hold" Or "I'll be damned, that master lock realy did not open after shooting a big hole in it"
The second perfect job would be a Holywood pyro-technician.

Kilrtoy
08-19-2004, 11:33 AM
Be a porn star...!!!! ;) :idea: Get paid for the wild thing..Ultimate job EvER!
yeah but can you get wood infront of 30 other guys....

Hotcrusader76
08-19-2004, 11:36 AM
***boat moderator :clover: :hammer2: :D :D

OLDRAT
08-19-2004, 11:43 AM
piano player at the ***** house :rolleyes:

lucky
08-19-2004, 11:59 AM
If you could be anything you wanted, what would you do?
Myself, I would be a marine biologist (working with dolphins, and whales)
sharrrrkssss - guy just got his head ate In west port cali- ( fort bragg) estimate 18-20 feet - no thanks i like lakes ...

Her454
08-19-2004, 12:02 PM
The second perfect job would be a Holywood pyro-technician.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea............................
Her454 ~ Bad reputation of being a pyro................... :mix:

MsDrmr
08-19-2004, 12:07 PM
sharrrrkssss - guy just got his head ate In west port cali- ( fort bragg) estimate 18-20 feet - no thanks i like lakes ...
No sharks here, just whales and dolphins

HCS
08-19-2004, 12:08 PM
I would own my own Marina...........(maybe..in the not so distant future...;) )
Let me know. I'll go in with ya. That is definitly the dream job.
Then we would really be good freinds. :):)

Blown 472
08-19-2004, 12:08 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea............................
Her454 ~ Bad reputation of being a pyro................... :mix:
Fire, fire, fire.
I would build doorslamers and dragsters, and kick ass chain saws. :rollside:

HCS
08-19-2004, 12:18 PM
Fire, fire, fire.
I would build doorslamers and dragsters, and kick ass chain saws. :rollside:
Here's a link for ya Blown. I got it from Goodguy's.
www.dragracingonline.com

HCS
08-19-2004, 12:20 PM
Here's Sreams car. ;)
http://www.dragracingonline.com/raceresults/2004/images/outlaw-tn.jpg

lucky
08-19-2004, 12:48 PM
I Love this car--

spectratoad
08-19-2004, 12:50 PM
I would rather work with a woman could swallow me whole then people that chew you up and then spit you out.
Me too!!!! :wink:

EliminatorJet
08-19-2004, 12:53 PM
Dream job - any kind of job where I upgrade computer hardware, install software, any kind of tech support. The catch - gotta be paid well and have excellent job security.

SoCalOffshore
08-19-2004, 01:08 PM
Male Exotic Dancer. :)

djunkie
08-19-2004, 01:13 PM
Does a professional lottery winner count as a dream job? If so sign me up.

NOTALENT
08-19-2004, 02:15 PM
yeah but can you get wood infront of 30 other guys....
Actually...yeah.>lol been there..done that..well not 30 but..5, 6 at the most. Drunken Bukkake orgy.. :p

lewiville
08-19-2004, 02:25 PM
a man w**r* bartender on my own marina, where i get to pick and choose who comes and goes, oh yeah all the drinks are on the house :rollside:

Desert Rat
08-19-2004, 02:32 PM
In use thong repairman :p

clownpuncher
08-19-2004, 02:50 PM
I'd be a lifeguard in Hawaii in charge of bikini inspections. Making 200,000 + per year and only work 20 hours a week, at the guard stand with a bathroom, fridge and all the technological ammenities.

WaTchTheGelCoat
08-19-2004, 02:53 PM
I'd be a lifeguard in Hawaii in charge of bikini inspections. Making 200,000 + per year and only work 20 hours a week, at the guard stand with a bathroom, fridge and all the technological ammenities.
Need an assistant?? :rollside:

Red Eye
08-19-2004, 03:07 PM
What's the opposite of a fluffer? I would do that.

Her454
08-19-2004, 03:14 PM
Male Exotic Dancer. :)
I think you need to audition for the ladies to see if that suits you....... ;)

havalen
08-19-2004, 03:37 PM
Just what i do live in havasu work the boat show 9 days a year take the other354 days to rest up go to the lake when all you peoples are working.my wife comes over from ca every 2 weeks for 5 days leaves me the cash card and goes back.its a bad job so i need a lot of rest : :) :)

PHX ATC
08-19-2004, 03:40 PM
If you could be anything you wanted, what would you do?
Myself, I would be a marine biologist (working with dolphins, and whales)
This will sound weird, but that is my dream job too! Working with dolphins, and the Sea World lovelies would just send me into job nirvana.
If they only had a program where you didn't have to start at the bottom cleaning the whale poopie out of the bottom of the tank. :2purples:

little rowe boat
08-19-2004, 03:47 PM
I'd be a lifeguard in Hawaii in charge of bikini inspections. Making 200,000 + per year and only work 20 hours a week, at the guard stand with a bathroom, fridge and all the technological ammenities.
This one looks pretty good,but not realistic,so I would have to settle for a job that has alot of job security,pays a decent wage and gives me alot of time off to do the things I like to do. If anyone can figure out what type of job that would be,please let me know. :cool:

bigd1
08-19-2004, 04:04 PM
Ski instructor. Both Winter and Summer....

probablecause
08-19-2004, 04:14 PM
I would start a riverfront RV park in Blythe that isn't all jacked up. No a$$holes allowed. No daycampers, and PWC riders must show proof of a rider safety class or they get thrown off of the ramp. :hammer2:

Blown 472
08-19-2004, 04:30 PM
Here's a link for ya Blown. I got it from Goodguy's.
www.dragracingonline.com
Kick ass, thanks. Too bad I dont have a monitor in the bafroom, that would make great shitter reading.

Blown 472
08-19-2004, 04:34 PM
I Love this car--
Gots to give it to blown fords :eek:

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
08-19-2004, 05:02 PM
Just what i do live in havasu work the boat show 9 days a year take the other354 days to rest up go to the lake when all you peoples are working.my wife comes over from ca every 2 weeks for 5 days leaves me the cash card and goes back.its a bad job so i need a lot of rest : :) :)
You got it to good, you call always go by my place and pull weeds :mad:

havalen
08-19-2004, 05:28 PM
thats tuff on the hands hire a weed guy to do your dirty work you know you want my job :) :cool: :cool: :cool:

Steph
08-19-2004, 05:50 PM
RN for pediatrics or owning my own business.

SoCalOffshore
08-19-2004, 07:44 PM
I think you need to audition for the ladies to see if that suits you....... ;)
I did!!
That is why I became a Certified Financial Planner. :D

clownpuncher
08-19-2004, 08:01 PM
This one looks pretty good,but not realistic,so I would have to settle for a job that has alot of job security,pays a decent wage and gives me alot of time off to do the things I like to do. If anyone can figure out what type of job that would be,please let me know. :cool:
LOL, I got it :wink:

Boozer
08-19-2004, 08:07 PM
I'd have Emril's job.
If that didnt work I would love doing what blown suggested and build door slammers and dragsters but I'd also venture into road race cars well.

HighRoller
08-19-2004, 08:13 PM
I'd be a lifeguard in Hawaii in charge of bikini inspections. Making 200,000 + per year and only work 20 hours a week, at the guard stand with a bathroom, fridge and all the technological ammenities.
Roland..Roland? Oh, thank God you're awake again! When that hose coupling landed on your head from the top of the ladder truck we thought you were a goner! I guess you were just knocked out... :D

HCS
08-19-2004, 09:46 PM
Kick ass, thanks. Too bad I dont have a monitor in the bafroom, that would make great shitter reading.
Just don't get carried away and take a shit in tha office! :eek:

waterslinger
08-20-2004, 07:07 AM
OK I will be the first one PORN STAR

NOTALENT
08-20-2004, 09:47 AM
OK I will be the first one PORN STAR
lol...ur a little late... :yuk: I already said it!!! SCore!! :rollside:

mbrown2
08-20-2004, 10:09 AM
Beer Taster, working from a dock on the Parker Strip....I can do 10 hour shifts if I really have to :hammerhea :2purples: :)

Freak
08-20-2004, 10:57 AM
Hue Heffner's job...please please o please ton of cash a top shelf honeys

HighRoller
08-21-2004, 11:06 PM
Without a doubt...creative writer for professional wrestling. Yeah, it's fake, but I don't think it would be very easy to create characters and plot twists that keep audiences coming back for more every week. Some of the stuff they do cracks me up! And since wrestling is the highest rated cable TV show every week these guys are good at their jobs. Kick me in the balls? Ok. Hit me while I'm not looking. I can handle that. Pour paint on my lowrider???????? Oh, F$%K YOU!!IT'S ON! :supp:

hoolign
08-22-2004, 09:19 AM
I think acting would be a pretty cool job,either that or pastie
applier ( is that a word?) :) :)

Charley
08-22-2004, 09:23 AM
Beer Taster, working from a dock on the Parker Strip....I can do 10 hour shifts if I really have to :hammerhea :2purples: :)
LMAO/Nice MB!

Mandelon
08-22-2004, 09:29 AM
Philanthropist. :mix:

100mbs
08-22-2004, 04:10 PM
I would own a RV Resort and Marina on the river. Maybe even build a nice hotel on the water as well for those who don't have an RV.
That way I can be on the water everyday!

Debbolas
08-22-2004, 05:42 PM
I would own my own Marina...........(maybe..in the not so distant future...;) )
Can I work for you? :)
(well let all the loud boats in and keep the quiet ones out!)
LOL :cool: