RR1....How did you do last weekend?

[Hustler]

Well How did you do last weekend? Did everything go OK? How many rounds did you go?

[Hustler]

Come on Slowey where's the goods? or is it top secret. :p

[RR1/ 001]

top secret! :p

[Hustler]

So does that mean it never got off the trailer? or never made it to the rope?

[RR1/ 001]

Your just to damn funny! lol,.... lol.... lol
[ August 27, 2002, 09:09 PM: Message edited by: RR1/ 001 ]

[RR1/ 001]

Hey Hoss this is an Ass Clown ----->Hustler

[Kim Hanson]

RR1/ 001 ..
How did you do?....( . )( . )...... :D

[Kim Hanson]

RR1/ 001
Forgot to say "please" ...........comeon tell..

[RR1/ 001]

Ok Kim, just for you because you said "Please" and for Randy because he was being a piss ant.
I didn't run the boat this weekend. I ran the Dirt Track Car and we "Kicked Ass."
Friday night at one race we started dead last and got a 4th place finish in the A main.
Saturday night we went to another track and had to start last in the B main because we hadn't raced there this year. Well we made it to 4th in the B main witch put us last in the A main. We then made it to 8th in 5 laps but a yellow came out. On the restart I broke a valve spring and a rocker and went in to the pits for a DNF in the A Main.
That`s what I did last weekend. Sorry it wasn't a boat race!
[ August 28, 2002, 01:39 AM: Message edited by: RR1/ 001 ]

[RR1/ 001]

This weekend I hope to get some fine time fishing in the lake Hydro. I also hope to race the ole`ladies "Shit box of a jet boat". It`s a Taylor SJ with a 454 , 2 X 600 holley carb`s on gas with a dom pump.<-----Junk...... We call this boat "The Turd" It`s Green....lol...Yuk....
Oh, did I hear HBjet??????????????

[RR1/ 001]

Damn not a bad list of name`s for our pit crew....lol...
BTW That`s Eat me and Die....LMAO you know the little black guy....lol....
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/P1000845.JPG

[Hustler]

RR1/ 001:
Hey Hoss this is an Ass Clown ----->HustlerWhat the F*%k is that all about? I asked you a question because I'm curious and you want to start shit.

[RR1/ 001]

Hustler:
So does that mean it never got off the trailer? or never made it to the rope?And I want to start shit??????? WTF
Get a life "Ass Clown"! http://www.mike1.8m.com/Moving%20Devil.gif Next???
[ August 28, 2002, 02:52 PM: Message edited by: RR1/ 001 ]

[Hustler]

Slowey I'm not going to get into quoting who said what with you. I really was curios to see how you ran with the new motor but thats OK because I really dont even give a shit any more. your a complete ASSWIPE!!! Good luck to you and your racing.

[RR1/ 001]

Ok, it`s cool with me "ASS CLOWN".

[skeepwerkzaz]

Hey dude, great job on the fourth places and the DNF. You should be real proud.

[RR1/ 001]

skeepwerkzaz:
Hey dude, great job on the fourth places and the DNF. You should be real proud.Thanks man,, Any time we start last and place 4th we had a good time!
Now that DNF on Saturday wasn't so great but getting 4th in the B Main and making it to the A main was cool! I think we could have made it to 3rd but well never know.

[74Campbell]

RR1/ 001:
Ok Kim, just for you because you said "Please" and for Randy because he was being a piss ant.
I didn't run the boat this weekend. I ran the Dirt Track Car and we "Kicked Ass."
Friday night at one race we started dead last and got a 4th place finish in the A main.
Saturday night we went to another track and had to start last in the B main because we hadn't raced there this year. Well we made it to 4th in the B main witch put us last in the A main. We then made it to 8th in 5 laps but a yellow came out. On the restart I broke a valve spring and a rocker and went in to the pits for a DNF in the A Main.
That`s what I did last weekend. Sorry it wasn't a boat race!http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/whoopdy-simmons.jpg

[74Campbell]

RR1/ 001:
Ok Kim, just for you because you said "Please" and for Randy because he was being a piss ant.
I didn't run the boat this weekend. I ran the Dirt Track Car and we "Kicked Ass."
Friday night at one race we started dead last and got a 4th place finish in the A main.
Saturday night we went to another track and had to start last in the B main because we hadn't raced there this year. Well we made it to 4th in the B main witch put us last in the A main. We then made it to 8th in 5 laps but a yellow came out. On the restart I broke a valve spring and a rocker and went in to the pits for a DNF in the A Main.
That`s what I did last weekend. Sorry it wasn't a boat race!http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/whoop.gif

[74Campbell]

RR1/ 001:
Ok Kim, just for you because you said "Please" and for Randy because he was being a piss ant.
I didn't run the boat this weekend. I ran the Dirt Track Car and we "Kicked Ass."
Friday night at one race we started dead last and got a 4th place finish in the A main.
Saturday night we went to another track and had to start last in the B main because we hadn't raced there this year. Well we made it to 4th in the B main witch put us last in the A main. We then made it to 8th in 5 laps but a yellow came out. On the restart I broke a valve spring and a rocker and went in to the pits for a DNF in the A Main.
That`s what I did last weekend. Sorry it wasn't a boat race!http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/who_cares-coleman.jpg

[74Campbell]

RR1/ 001:
Ok, it`s cool with me "ASS CLOWN".http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/unclesam.jpg

[74Campbell]

Will the real assclown please stand up?
RR1/001======> http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/assclown.jpg

[74Campbell]

A jet hydro?
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/how_gay1.jpg

[74Campbell]

RR1/001, some words of advice:
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/head_up_ass.jpg

[74Campbell]

Phone call for RR1/001:
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/hello_yourgay.jpg

[74Campbell]

RR1/001 - you race a jet hydro?
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/bobs-stupid.jpg

[74Campbell]

RR1/001's hometown:
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/fagotville2.jpg

[74Campbell]

RR1/ 001:
Hey Hoss this is an Ass Clown ----->Hustlerhttp://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/pee-wee-tool.jpg

[74Campbell]

Just pulled this from RR1/001's profile:
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/loser2.jpg

[74Campbell]

Here is RR1/001 real jet hydro, complete with barbie collection:
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/ebay/barbie-999/999yacht.JPG

[74Campbell]

When I hear RR1/001, a couple words come to mind:
agfay • alice • anal astronaut • androgyne • androphile • androtrope • angel • angel food • annie • anus bandit • arse-bandit • arse-pirate • ass boy • ass burglar • ass king • aunt fancy • auntie • back-door bandit • back-door commando • back-door kicker • badger • bag • balloon-knot bandit • bardache • battie-boy • batty bwoy • b.b. • beachcomber • belle • bender • bent • berdache • betty • bicha • biscuit bandit • bitch • blackmarket butcher • blow-boy • bog queen • boigl • bone smuggler • bone-stroker • boong-moll • booty-buffer • boretto-man • bottle-opener • bottom • bowler from the pavillion end • boy toker • breechloader • brilliant • broad boy • broken wrist • brown artist • brown dirt cowboy • brown-hatter • brown-pipe • bruce • brunser • budli-budli • bufu • buftie • bufty • bufty-boy • bugger • buggeranto • Bulgar • Bulgarian • buller • bum bandit • bum boy • bum buddy • bum chum • bum cleft speedway rider • bum-****er • bummer • bummer-boy • bum plumber • bum-robber • bun bandit • bun duster • bungie boy • bunny boy • butch • butt buddy • buttercup • butthole surfer • butt pirate • butterfly boy • cackpipe cosmonaut • Cadbury's canal boat cruiser • Cadbury's canal engineer • cakeboy • cake-eater • calamite • camp • cannibal • capon • cat • catamite • catcher • cha-cha queen • charlie • charlotte ann • cheerful • chemise-lifter • chichi • chicken • chicken hawk • chocky jockey • chocolate runway pirate • chocolate speedway rider • chocolate starfish poker • chuff adder • chuff chum • church mouse • chubby-chaser • chutney-farmer • chutney-ferret • cissy • clacker-smacker • clear • clone • cloven hoofter • closet queen • cocksucker • cocoa-shunter • colon choker • cork soaker • cornholer • counterjumper • crapper-tapper • cream puff • cuilón • culero • daffodil • daisy • daisy duck • dandy • dash • date-puncher • deviate • dick-sucker • dick-smoker • dicky-licker • dinner masher • dirt highway cowboy • dirt-tamper • double-barrelled ghee • doughnut-puncher • drag queen • ducky • dung-puncher • dyna • eerquay • effie • ephebophile • ethel • eye doctor • faddle • faerie • fag • faggot • fagola • fairy • family • fancy man • fantail • faygele • feigele • fembo • femme • finocchio • flamer • flip • flit • flower • fluff • folle • foop • freak • freckle-puncher • frit • frocio • friend of Dorothy • fruit • fruitcake • fruiter • fruit-fly • fruit for monkeys • fruit loop • fruit-plate • ****boy • fudgepacker • funny man • gal-boy • ganymede • gay • gay boy • gay caballero • gayola • gear • gentleman of the back room • gentlemiss • gina la salsa • ginger • girl-boy • gladys • goat blower • gobbler • goluboy • gonsel • Greek • green and yellow fellow • gussie • gut butcher • gut ****er • gut scraper • gut stuffer • hæmorroid hitman • hairy fairy • hairy Mary • handbag boy • hasie • happy • haricot • hawk • hen • hen-hussy • Hershey • hesexual • hesh • himmer • hip-hitter • hitchhiker on the Hershey highway • hock • hole-filler • hole-puncher • Hollywood hustler • homo • homogene • homophile • homosexual • hoop-stretcher • horse's hoof • huckle • hula-raider • hundert-funf-und-siebziger • in-between • indorser • inspector of manholes • intersexualist • invert • Irish by birth but Greek by injection • iron • iron hoof • isophyl • jam duff • jessie • Jesuit • jobby-jouster • jocker • joey • john-and-john • jota • joto • joy boy • juicy fruit • keester bandit • ki-ki • King Lear • kinsey six • kisser • knick-knack • knob polisher • knob shiner • lacy lad • lad-lass • lavender • lavender boy • lavender cowboy • lick-box • lick-spigot • lightfoot • light in the loafers • lily • limp-wrist • lisper • log-cabin raider • log-pusher • lollipop • madge-cove • madge-cull • malkin • mama • mampala • man-eater • mandrake • margery • maricon • maricona • mariposa • mariquita • Marmite driller • Marmite masher • Marmite miner • mars bar • mary ann • mattress-muncher • maud • meat-hound • member of the union • midnight cowboy • mietje • milquetoast • mince • mintie • Miss It • Miss Molly • Miss Nancy • Miss Thing • moffie • mole • moll • molly • molly-boy • molly-mop • morphodyte • mother • mo-tho • moumoune • mouse • M.S.M. • mud-packer • mud pumper • musical • nance • nancy • nancy-boy • navigator of the windward passage • nelly • nelly duff • nervous • nice enough • nick-nack • nudger • omee-polone • one • one of those • one of us • oofterpa • Oscar • pansy • pantyman • pantywaist • pato • peanut buffer • peanut-packer • peanut popper • pédale • pederast • perv • pervert • peter-puffer • piccolo player • pickle kisser • pile-driver • pillow-biter • pilot of the chocolate runway • pineapple • pink-pants • pipe-cleaner • pipe smoker • pitcher • pirujo • pixie • poggler • pole-climber • pole-pleaser • pole-smoker • ponce • poof • poofdah • poofta • poofter • poojabber • poo percolator • poo-puncher • poo-pusher • poo-stabber • pork-and-bean • pouf • powder puff • princess • pretty-boy • prune-pusher • puff • punk • pure silk • pussyboy • putty pusher • quean • queen • queenie • queer • quiff • quince • rabbit • reamer • rear admiral • rear seat gunner • receiver • rectum ranger • rectum wrangler • rice queen • rimadonna • ring master • ring pirate • ring raider • ring-snatcher • ripe fruit • royalty • rump ranger • sarasa • sausage-jockey • sausage smuggler • scatman • schwuchtel • screaming queen • semen demon • sexual outlaw • shandy • sheena • sheep-herder • shim • shirt-lifter • shirttail-lifter • shit-stabber • short-arm bandit • shunter • similsexualist • sis • sissy • sissy-boy • sissy-britches • sissy pants • sister • six • skid-pipe plumber • skin-diver • skippy • smockface • snake charmer • so • soapy • sod • sodomite • soft • soft boy • soft sucker • song-and-dance • sperm-burper • spurge • stem-wheeler • stern-chaser • stir-shit • Stoke-on-Trent • stuffer • suckster • sweet • sweetcorn shiner • sweetie • swish • sword swallower • tailgunner • tante • tan-track rider • tan-tracker • team player • teapot • teen queen • temperamental • third-sexer • three-dollar bill • three-legged beaver • tidda • tonk • tooti-frooti • tootle-merchant • top • town shift • triss • trizz • trouser bandit • twank • twink • twinkie • twixter • tubesteak tarzan • turd-burglar • turd-packer • turk • tutti-frutti • twilight man • undercover man • uphill gardener • uranian • urning • usher • variant • vegemite driller • viado • visitor to Vegemite valley • waffle • warmer Brüder • weirdie • whoops boy • willie boy • windjammer • winte • wolf • woofter • wooly woofter • woman • woman-man • wonk
[ September 03, 2002, 04:32 PM: Message edited by: 74Campbell ]

[74Campbell]

alrighty, Steve, I mean RR1/001, I gotta get back to the front door.

[Jetboatguru]

My my my, I must give mad props to 74 Campbell. He has really raised the bar. This guy must have been lurking in the shadows and then BAMMM he delivers a multitude of Haymakers on Slowboat all of which landed flush on his jaw. Slowy are you gonna put up your hands and defend yourself?

[Jungle Boy]

Hahaha, That's some serious shit there. Big effort and I'll wait for a reply on this one. eek!

[Kim Hanson]

ROTFLMAO.........( . )( . )......... :D

[hoolign]

anyone who can conjure up that many references to queers ,has more likley than not,
smoked a pole or two in their day.
gettem slowy![just keep your ass towards the wall] eek! [or should that be away from the wall]
eek! whatever the case, bob and weave,nope that won't work either,hmmm **** it, fight dirty!
[ September 01, 2002, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: hoolign ]

[FLYTE RISK]

Jetboatguru:
My my my, I must give mad props to 74 Campbell. He has really raised the bar. This guy must have been lurking in the shadows and then BAMMM he delivers a multitude of Haymakers on Slowboat all of which landed flush on his jaw. Slowy are you gonna put up your hands and defend yourself?He is probably still reading!!!!! OUuuuuuuuCUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhhh eek!

[Twin496]

:D :D :D :D
You guys crack me up !!!!
:D :D :D

[ChetCapoli]

Damn that is pretty good i must say.
Chet

[Eat me & die]

http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/assclown-1.JPG

[Eat me & die]

I was told about your miss hap Tony so I think it`s best that I remove this post! Sorry I didn't know!!!
[ September 05, 2002, 01:39 PM: Message edited by: Eat me & die ]

[Truth Be Told]

And WHO said this forum went southbound? Good job Hydro boy, you brought it back front and center, even if it was at your expense.
P.S. Hangfin rules!... and EMAD, is that really you next to the car?

[Jordy]

Today the role of RR1/001/000 will be played by Eat Me & Die. Multiple personality disorder looks better all the time.
Jordy :D

[Kim Hanson]

Jordy too funny...who is this then-EMAD-RR1/001-?,next to follow? http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/P1000845.JPG

[LVjetboy]

Hmmmm...what more to say?
http://users.lvcm.com/lvjetboy/RumpRider.gif

[Kim Hanson]

That is funny, you guy's are making me laugh the hardest ever on these forums..........( . )( . )....... :D

[Twin496]

:D :D :D
****en hilarious !!!!!
Does this get even better over winter ???
:D :D :D
[ September 01, 2002, 11:29 PM: Message edited by: Twin496 ]

[Jordy]

[ September 03, 2002, 09:14 AM: Message edited by: jordanpaulk ]

[LVjetboy]

:) Ok, navigator of the windward passage? That's too much! :)
Com'on RR1 u 2-horned pitchfork devil you.
[ September 02, 2002, 12:30 AM: Message edited by: LVjetboy ]

[Twin496]

:D :D :D
"Haemorroid Hitman" !!!! :D :D :D
Keep it going boys !!!!

[74Campbell]

The Official RR1/001 Race Web Site (http://www.geocities.com/jetboatracer/)
This is for real - I wonder why he keeps it a secret? This site is probably the best kept secret of the web, or is that "it's best to keep it a secret?"
Some sample pics from this race page:
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/P1000309.JPG
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/P1000313.JPG

[Eat me & die]

I think you can try all you want but you won't get a reply from RR1.
He told me that he was to busy to play on this shit hole of a site and that he was going to send his new pass word to some BullShit e mail address so he couldn't reply anymore to the bull shit that goes on here. I went and looked and he did change his e mail address. Does this mean no more RR1 ???
Oh well, I`v got to get to the shop
See you ass wipes later :) http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad13.gif

[74Campbell]

Damn, and I was just gettin' warmed up. I was about to pull out the photo editor and go to town.
Any one know where I can send a box of kleenex's to RR1/001? Would a box of Kotex be more appropriate?

[Truth Be Told]

To EMAD and RR1/whatever else he calls himself:
"You gonna cry?.....CRY!!!" Christmas story
Gotta hand it to RR1 on his "retro world style" Nothing says "racer" like 1972 Clint Eastwood shades and the arm band for the Fonz's girlfriend Pinkie. Also have to ask: Who the hell would advertise their auto detailing business on a vehicle that gets banged to shit and is covered in mud all the time? Hats off to RR1 for taking money from suckers. Does he have a hitch on that racing gremlin for the "JET HYDRO"? Now that's an idea.
From your freind TBT, TELLING IT LIKE IT IS!

[Truth Be Told]

Very truthful website, hint to RR1:SPELLCHECK
First, he tells everyone here a few weeks back he drives a race boat, too bad he calls it a "race" boat and says it has to "look fast" on his website. Nice try showing a picture of the boat with a back seat here when the web site shows it with the back seat replaced by a gas tank! And, of course, all lake boats run on alcohol right? Do yourself a favor RR1, call Aggressor jets and ask them to confirm how many 18ft. California Performance boats out here that have full interiors and 461's run over 90mph on A REGULAR BASIS (on pump gas!). Your whole program is outdated and useless. Get into another sport where there are people who don't know better and believe your tall tales. Silly RR1, there's too many boaters who know the truth as to what's fast and what is bull shit at Hot Boat. Glad you're gone, go waste some more money and time building some other contraption out of lincoln logs.
P.S. Update the tow rig and at least make it match the trailer. And ditch the f-ing Pep Boys hub caps on the flat bed trailer, even Cooter and the boys would of had more class than to use hub caps on a "Race trailer".

[74Campbell]

excellent!
http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/waynesworld/gfox2.gif http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/waynesworld/gfox2.gif http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/waynesworld/gfox2.gif
http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/waynesworld/garthhip.gif http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/waynesworld/garthhip.gif http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/waynesworld/garthhip.gif
http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/waynesworld/gfox1.gif http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/waynesworld/gfox1.gif

[74Campbell]

http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/austinpowers2/minidance-.gif http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/austinpowers2/minidance-.gif http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/austinpowers2/minidance-.gif
http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/austinpowers2/inmybelly-.gif
http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/austinpowers2/minisway-.gif http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/austinpowers2/minisway-.gif http://www.cardfarm.com/tvdance/austinpowers2/minisway-.gif

[Truth Be Told]

Hey look!
74 Campbell got secret live footage of RR1 and EMAD at the shop RIGHT NOW!

[74Campbell]

I thing RR1 feels a little like Happy Gilmore after getting his but kicked by Bob Barker - The Post is wrong- Bitch!
http://www.tvdance.com/happygilmore/barkerhit.gif http://www.tvdance.com/happygilmore/barkerhit.gif

[74Campbell]

I can't believe it......I guess I am no longer considered a lurker when you hit triple digets. This is # 100.
I have should have never registered.......but I wanted to vote in that damn aggressor poll.
Next thing you know, I will move out of my mom's basement, get a job, get a girlfriend who is not inflatable, and maybe, oh maybe, it I cross my fingers and wish really hard, I might get a jet hydro!

[Truth Be Told]

But remember,
You gotta grow that bitchen long hair and have a big wiffle brush in your back pocket to be even half as cool as RR1. Damn, kicking this old dead horse is pretty funny though. I think RR1 and EMAD are building one RELIABLE car out of all their junk to drive out west after us as we speak. They ought to be finished in, let's see, ... about two years!

[Horsepowerchik]

Oh My God, 74 you are the BEST...ROTFLMAO! You Rock. Pee Wee was, AWSOME!! LOL
HPCHik

[Froggystyle]

I just can't believe the mullet pics were taken between 95 and 99... staggers the mind.
All he needs is a Richard Petty cowboy hat.

[LVjetboy]

You know he's lurking, reading these posts and circling the yard like a dog in heat.

[Twin496]

"Gotta hand it to RR1 on his "retro world style" Nothing says "racer" like 1972 Clint Eastwood shades and the arm band for the Fonz's girlfriend Pinkie. "
I like the tasteful tall sneakers, I think thet're called "pumps", with the little air button !!! :D :D :D
[ September 04, 2002, 07:41 AM: Message edited by: Twin496 ]

[Charley]

74 Campbell= :D .... I have a feeling we all know him wink I'd say pass the popcorn, but there is no fighting going on here...it's more like a beating eek!

[Horsepowerchik]

That Ive ever is the Best set of Posts I have ever seen. 74 Campbell, you Rock! 5 Damn Stars!! Ha Ha. ROTFLMAO
HP LOL Chik

[74Campbell]

It looks like we are beating a dead horse, but how many times has RR1 left and then comeback? Maybe not as RR1, but he will be back.
He will be mine, oh yes, he will be mine!
I am working on the arsenal for his comeback, now that we have pics of him! bwuuuhhaahahahahaha! <-----that is supposed to be an evil laugh. :p

[Twin496]

He'll be back..... :D :D :D
Very funny posts 74, keep it up !!!
Love ya work !!!!!!! :D :D :D

[Jungle Boy]

Twin496:
He'll be back..... :D :D :D
Very funny posts 74, keep it up !!!
Love ya work !!!!!!! :D :D :D Things are getting rather funny here. I guess the personal attacks are well deserved. He has thrown his shots and now it's time to recieve. I can hardly wait for him to resurface. :cool: :)

[Twin496]

To the top !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Hustler]

Whats up slowey? it's been awhile since you have posted, so hows the slave....ooohh I mean eat me and die, is he still changing the air in your tires? Hows the lake boat? is it running in the 12's yet :D :D :D
[ September 13, 2002, 12:51 AM: Message edited by: Hustler ]

[Twin496]

Bring it on !!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D