Nip/Tuck

[HammerDown]

Ok...I'm hooked. :notam:

[Kilrtoy]

Love that show...
By the way I think the bike is sold.....
LOUD ASS PIPES AND ALL

[Boozer]

NIP/TUCK is an awesome television show. It's to bad my father is to cheap to get cable or satelite here.

[Slib77]

That show rocks.
Pizza and beer every Tuesday night @ my G/F's pad. We've been hooked since the first episode.

[Slib77]

Where do you live in Chatsworth Kilrtoy?

[Kilrtoy]

Last week I thought I was watching a soft porn when they hit the hooker together

[Kilrtoy]

Devonshire and Topanga
im going to starbucks right now

[Slib77]

That was bitchin'.
A splif and a slut.
What more can 2 good buddies share?

[Slib77]

Nice.
Devonshire and Topanga also.
Rock Point.

[ratso]

Ummm...Kimber. Now I could marry a chick like that... :D

[FRENCHIE]

the wife and i love it also...except she says when she met me i was just like christian!!! :jawdrop: :D

[Slib77]

There still is hope. You might be able to get the Kimber doll.

[ratso]

There still is hope. You might be able to get the Kimber doll.
I wonder if the original with the "meaty" lips is cheaper...?

[Dusty Times]

burtandnancy on the boards had an episode filmed with his 40' Hallett.
I have been trying to catch it but I miss about every other show.

[Kilrtoy]

KIMBER is sweet

[SHOCKWAVETOM]

Love that show...
By the way I think the bike is sold.....
LOUD ASS PIPES AND ALL
Congrats K....I have never seen the show before. What channel, time, etc

[burtandnancy]

We were so embarrassed we put the boat up for sale. Anyone want a really great boat that had a short TV scene? A movie contract is included, pays well + expenses...

[Kilrtoy]

FX a replay is on right now over here on the westside

[Boozer]

We were so embarrassed we put the boat up for sale. Anyone want a really great boat that had a short TV scene? A movie contract is included, pays well + expenses...
WTF???????????????????????????????????????

[Slib77]

Ummmmmm Kimmmmber

[Jordy]

I watched it off and on last season, but have been hooked on it since the first episode this year. I was bummed that I didn't get to see it last week because I was fishing, but saw last weeks episode on Sunday and now it's all good. :D
Oh yeah, and Kimber... yummy. :D :D :D

[HammerDown]

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The new season has been very good...next weeks episode looks entertaining as well.
Matt Jr. hitting that prime older woman
I must admit...I belive I would shag the the Kimber Doll myself!
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[Dawn Patrol]

I watched it off and on last season, but have been hooked on it since the first episode this year. I was bummed that I didn't get to see it last week because I was fishing, but saw last weeks episode on Sunday and now it's all good. :D
Oh yeah, and Kimber... yummy. :D :D :D
That's one good thing about Nip/Tuck, they show it several times during the week.
What's Hotter?
Kimber or Kimbers Doll? :rollside:

[XtrmWakeborder]

seen almost every show, love it!

[HammerDown]

On....TONIGHT!

[ratso]

My popcorn is sitting by the microwave... :D

[Kilrtoy]

I can't wait .....

[MAINEVENT]

Thanx for the reminder :shift:

[Slib77]

Beer and Pizza await at the G/F's pad.
Gonna be a good one.

[Jordy]

What's Hotter?
Kimber or Kimbers Doll? :rollside:
And if you hit them both at the same time does that count as a threesome? Or even a threesome with twins. ;)

[Slib77]

I think it would count as a 3some with twins.

[HammerDown]

Im diggin the blind chick!

[Kilrtoy]

Beer and Pizza await at the G/F's pad.
Gonna be a good one.
We want after pics..... :D :D :D :D

[Kilrtoy]

Oh Hell No , It Is Gonna Be Good Tonight......
Just Started

[FRENCHIE]

we watched the early showin....once again Christian tore it up with his eyes closed!! :) :wink: Sean's the man though tellin her to hit the curb and her boobs look nice from a dr's position!!! Next week sean s wifey gets surgery!! great show and drama...almost as good as the Sandbar!! :jawdrop:

[Kilrtoy]

LEON THANKS, NOW IM MAD AT YOU,
Im only 15 minutes into it.... :eat: :eat: :eat: :eat: :eat:

[Kilrtoy]

DUDE, the blind chick is so HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Kilrtoy]

OH MY GOD,
what an ending
"doesnt matter what I think, it's about what the patient thinks,
Screw you Sean, i dont care what you think".

[Drunk tank]

Holy shit! That blind chick is the hottest thing since sliced bread.... total mind ****! :rollside:

[FRENCHIE]

OH MY GOD,
what an ending
"doesnt matter what I think, it's about what the patient thinks,
Screw you Sean, i dont care what you think".
Sean is keepin his pimp hand strong!!!! ;)

[bocco]

I can't let my wife watch it cuz she thinks it's the shopping channel.

[Jordy]

Sean is keepin his pimp hand strong!!!! ;)
I was a little worried there at the end. Do you want to touch them? I was yelling at the TV "Don't do it!!!!"
And he didn't let me down.
Next week looks like it's going to be good. :D

[Rev. Williams]

So will they let Shawns wife die off? Or just leave her in a coma for a few months?

[Jordy]

Kill her off. The boob job wasn't big enough to justify keeping her around. :wink: :cool:

[FRENCHIE]

i wanna see the son matt hit it some more with the older babe!!!! :D :jawdrop:

[Jordy]

I wanna see real Kimber and the Kimber doll go at it. :D

[Rev. Williams]

Kill her off. The boob job wasn't big enough to justify keeping her around. :wink: :cool:
No $hit !! Get a rack like Kimbers, then we'll talk :D
It looks like next weeks show is going to be a full dream sequence.... I bet theres gonna be some freaky $hit going on because of it. Then Juillane is going tits up at the end !!! :D

[Slib77]

The blind chick is real hot. I think her name is Gayhart or something. She's been in alot of movies.
Sean is the man, he should nail anything that moves.
Yeah they need to show Matt hit the X-men chick again.
Sorry K/T no pics from last night. :D :D

[Kilrtoy]

i wanna see the son matt hit it some more with the older babe!!!! :D :jawdrop:
Bring the old horny broad back

[Misogynist]

I liked the one early episode where the doctor asked his wife what she had to be stressed about... all she ever did was go shopping and the toughest thing she did all day was have her vagina waxed to look like a porn star.... :rollside:

[ratso]

Kill her off. The boob job wasn't big enough to justify keeping her around. :wink: :cool:
I agree...unless she really does go under the knife. That is one ugly biatch... :2purples:

[Slib77]

I don't get it. She's always shaking and shit, and sounds like she's always going to cry.

[ratso]

I don't get it. She's always shaking and shit, and sounds like she's always going to cry.
She's a skank that screwed her husband's best friend and also had his child and didn't tell her husband until like 18 years later...and I also think she is Bi-Polar, which doesn't explain though why she sucks in bed...
She needs to be on medication...but I hope they just "off" her...

[ratso]

I might be getting too emotionally involved in this show... :D

[Slib77]

It'll happen. :D

[Rev. Williams]

I might be getting too emotionally involved in this show... :D
You think? :D :D

[Havasu_Jet_85]

Ummmmmm Kimmmmber
Oh **** yeah... Sooooo Hot :D :D :D

[HammerDown]

DUDE, the blind chick is so HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Yea, I had her...good thing my hand didn't slip off and hit me in the face. :rollside:
I was wound up like a 2 stroke dirt bike.

[Misogynist]

Yea, I had her...good thing my hand didn't slip off and hit me in the face. :rollside:
I was wound up like a 2 stroke dirt bike.
Roflmao..... ringdingdingding..... ringdingdingding.......... :rollside:

[HammerDown]

Kimber Doll ready for tonights episode! :sqeyes:

[FRENCHIE]

30 more mins for the 7 p.m. showing!!! :p ;)

[XtrmWakeborder]

30 more mins for the 7 p.m. showing!!! :p ;)
Dont ruin it frenchie!

[FRENCHIE]

alright alright!!! :p

[DansBlown73Nordic]

Ok what channel is it on????? :confused:

[FRENCHIE]

FX which is 248 on our direct tv!!

[FRENCHIE]

"julie...the only thing i see when i look at you anymoe is ugliness!!" :eek: :wink:

[HammerDown]

Already I like it!

[FRENCHIE]

" i keep trying to fall in love with you again but i cant!" :2purples:

[Kilrtoy]

AVA is SWEET.......

[wsuwrhr]

My wife loves that show. I watch it with mild curiosity. Personally I think with all the shit that Julia is going through, they are getting ready to "Jump The Shark"
Brian

[Kilrtoy]

OH HELL YEAH they are swingers and the the mrs likes CHICKS

[XtrmWakeborder]

The angel of death is hot as hell too. i love this show

[Kilrtoy]

That is why she is the angel of death.....

[XtrmWakeborder]

Damn so close to killin her off...i love how they didnt really care when she flatlined lol

[Kilrtoy]

I thought the same thing, but I guess it was only supposed to be a split second

[FRENCHIE]

i say f#ck julia....she deserved it!! ;) :D

[HammerDown]

This was the 1'st episode I couldn't stay with...kinda like the one from the Sopranos where it was a bad dream.
Hope they don't do this again.

[ratso]

This was the 1'st episode I couldn't stay with...kinda like the one from the Sopranos where it was a bad dream.
Hope they don't do this again.
Betcha wouldn't say that if Kimber flat-lined... :D

[Slib77]

That was wierd episode.
I think Julia and Eva are going to hook up. Maybe they'll have a three way lesbian thing going with the Kimber doll. :D

[MsDrmr]

all this from men who say soaps are pathetic ????? :hammerhea :hammerhea

[Slib77]

General Hospital does not have a Kimber Doll. :D

[wsuwrhr]

General Hospital does not have Kimber.
Brian

[Kilrtoy]

all this from men who say soaps are pathetic ????? :hammerhea :hammerhea
SOAPS are on while men are at work and the sun is out :messedup:

[HammerDown]

Tonight's the night. ;)

[FRENCHIE]

cant wait...im wathcing the 7 p.m. showing....mainly cuz the wife cant wait till 9 to see that stud Christian! hes the only guy in the world at this point that could get my wife to be accepting of threesome's!!! I gotta get ohold of him...so i can get a threesome allowed with women of choice!!!! :) :wink:
did i just say this out loud???? :confused: :jawdrop:

[HammerDown]

cant wait...im wathcing the 7 p.m. showing....mainly cuz the wife cant wait till 9 to see that stud Christian! hes the only guy in the world at this point that could get my wife to be accepting of threesome's!!! I gotta get ohold of him...so i can get a threesome allowed with women of choice!!!! :) :wink:
did i just say this out loud???? :confused: :jawdrop:
:idea: Be carefull...if she does Christian...she may kick you outta bed :rolleyes:
If so no problem...I ordered another Kimber Doll...one with black hair. Yours for the asking.
This is how I get my threesome's :D

[Kilrtoy]

cant wait...im wathcing the 7 p.m. showing....mainly cuz the wife cant wait till 9 to see that stud Christian! hes the only guy in the world at this point that could get my wife to be accepting of threesome's!!! I gotta get ohold of him...so i can get a threesome allowed with women of choice!!!! :) :wink:
did i just say this out loud???? :confused: :jawdrop:
SWINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[FRENCHIE]

:idea: Be carefull...if she does Christian...she may kick you outta bed :rolleyes:
If so no problem...I ordered another Kimber Doll...one with black hair. Yours for the asking.
This is how I get my threesome's :D
I dont knowif kimber was what i had in mind...i got some other thoughts for my third...she could watch though!!!! :D :p

[Slib77]

Should be a good one tonight.

[FRENCHIE]

its on in two minutes!!! ;)

[FRENCHIE]

dammit my wifey is falling deeper and deeper in love with that dam Christian ....hes saving people lives left and right!!
it s all about bobotox tonight!!! :rollside:

[FRENCHIE]

" hold her legs...we can get rid of her easy if she's in pieces!!" :jawdrop:

[ratso]

Lifecoach thought for the day...
Incest is best... :2purples:

[FRENCHIE]

Lifecoach thought for the day...
Incest is best... :2purples:
you know!!!! :wink:

[XtrmWakeborder]

I need to get satalite

[MAINEVENT]

Shit the guys pissing in the soap dispencer that shit was funny as hell :D

[XtrmWakeborder]

Another great episode as usual

[Kilrtoy]

Now that is what i call motherly love,
DAMN
and J-lo got hacked, Too bad the real one could afford to lose about 20 out of her fat ass...

[XtrmWakeborder]

Now that is what i call motherly love,
DAMN
and J-lo got hacked, Too bad the real one could afford to lose about 20 out of her fat ass...
not lovin the junk in the trunk Kilr?

[Drunk tank]

So that kids ****ing his mother????? :eek: Holy shit! cant wait to see what happens next week

[Kilrtoy]

Hell no, remember as time goes on that is a whole lot of COTTAGE CHEESE

[XtrmWakeborder]

Hell no, remember as time goes on that is a whole lot of COTTAGE CHEESE
True true

[HammerDown]

Last nights show was excellent, and back on track!

[FRENCHIE]

Last nights show was excellent, and back on track!
no shi#....my wife almost died and was gonna boycott if Christian got cut up and killed...and there would of been no hope for threesomes for me in the future!! :jawdrop: :D ;)

[HammerDown]

no shi#....my wife almost died and was gonna boycott if Christian got cut up and killed...and there would of been no hope for threesomes for me in the future!! :jawdrop: :D ;)
Im telling ya pal...when ya need the 3'rd person...bring in the Kimber Doll :rollside:

[FRENCHIE]

Im telling ya pal...when ya need the 3'rd person...bring in the Kimber Doll :rollside:
Funny....that would be a start!!!! :devil: :rollside:

[HammerDown]

Im telling ya pal...when ya need the 3'rd person...bring in the Kimber Doll :rollside:
The bitch will do anything :D

[Slib77]

"I guess we're gonna need another suitcase"
That bitch was funny.
We just heard that our friend won an Emmy last weekend for Nip/Tuck.
He is a special effects make-up guy. He worked on season 1 and 2. Got an award last year also.

[HammerDown]

We just heard that our friend won an Emmy last weekend for Nip/Tuck.
He is a special effects make-up guy. He worked on season 1 and 2. Got an award last year also.
I was actually eating Ribs with Red BBQ sauce and had to push my plate away when they had that lady's forehead pulled back. :squiggle: :( :messedup:
Guess I don't have the stomach for things I use to have :notam:

[Kilrtoy]

no shi#....my wife almost died and was gonna boycott if Christian got cut up and killed...and there would of been no hope for threesomes for me in the future!! :jawdrop: :D ;)
Did you need my services there Big guy, for your wife of course

[HammerDown]

Nip Tuck...Tonight!
My Kimber Doll and I are ready.
After the show Im going to pump her like free gas! :rollside: :p

[FRENCHIE]

Did you need my services there Big guy, for your wife of course
For future reference....just stand by the phone!!!! :) :wink:

[HammerDown]

Think I'll add a few extra lbs of air pressure to my Kimber Doll...just incase :)

[FRENCHIE]

Think I'll add a few extra lbs of air pressure to my Kimber Doll...just incase :)
dam Christian better be on tonight>>>>>>>>>>>>get the wifey giong again!!! :p

[Kilrtoy]

So i'm guessing NIP &TUCk is like watching a porno for her....

[FRENCHIE]

So i'm guessing NIP &TUCk is like watching a porno for her....
uh...no!!!
good one tonight though!!! " i have to share my son with you, i wont share my girlfirend though!!" :rolleyes:

[Boozer]

This the last week without cable. Thank God. I have been avoiding this thread like the plague because I have been having nip tuck withdrawls. Not for long though. Has this been a good season?

[HammerDown]

When Kimber bent over for ol Shaun...think he hit it in the turd cutter? :p
"Shaun, tonight you can play hide the pickle with Kimber"... :p
(thier talking bout my woman/doll) :notam:
But seriously...how would you handle it if that HOT blind girl rolled up from under the covers after (gobbling the goo)...with out any eye's :2purples:
(Id still hit it) :messedup:
Excellent episode!

[HammerDown]

I had to watch last night episode again...good one it was.
(gotta go, my Kimber Doll's giving me that look again...here comes Daddy)

[FRENCHIE]

until next week!!!! :frown: :p

[ratso]

Kimber is my #5 ex made over...bitch is psycho.
I could fall in love with that... :crossx:

[HammerDown]

I could fall in love with that... :crossx:
How could one not...did ya see her bend over and put her turd cutter in Shauns face :p

[Kilrtoy]

I still like the MOM love,
The first time I went down on you in the dark......

[HammerDown]

Mom's got some issues...she's hot...but has some BIG issues!

[Slib77]

She's a freak.(Eva)
The blind girl should have nailed Christian in the nuts with her cane.What a dick.

[FRENCHIE]

Christian pullin honeys that cant even see...what a p.i.m.p!!!! :cool:

[ratso]

Christian pullin honeys that cant even see...what a p.i.m.p!!!! :cool:
...worst thing about that though is they can smell the vaginal excretions...that would never work for me... :eek: :crossx:

[HammerDown]

Things to get ready.
Popcorn
Cocktails
Inflate Kimber Doll. ;)

[Slib77]

Gonna be a crazy one 2nite.
Only 2 more left.

[Slib77]

Anyone see Kimber in the new Maxim?
WOW!!!!!!!!

[Steph]

I'm watching it right now for the first time. After seeing Kelly in Stuff I became interested in the show :p

[Boozer]

Holy shit! I dont know what time it comes on on cable but on DirecTV you get the East coast feed. God Damn! This is the first one I have scene of this season and wow! A lot has happened since last season.

[MAINEVENT]

1 minute till lift off :devil:

[Boozer]

Hiv +

[HammerDown]

Check out my main man Christian dialed in on that fine turd cutter. :p
Great way to start off the show.

[MAINEVENT]

Was that one hot A$$ or what :supp:

[Kilrtoy]

Was that one hot A$$ or what :supp:
Almost as hot as MRS MAINEVENT

[HammerDown]

Last one :cry:
I'm gonna pump my Kimber Doll like free gas :rollside:

[Slib77]

Man I can't believe the season is over.

[ratso]

This time they have a hopeless case, someone they can't help because it is too great an obstacle to overcome..........Joan River's face. :jawdrop:

[FRENCHIE]

one hour till the show!!!
and then two hours till our NIP-TUC version....
STARING GOLDI, PHAT MATT, MRS FRENCHIE, AND FRENCHIE!!! CANT WAIT!!! WERE GONNA BE SICK OF EACH OTHER B4 THE DAM RUN!!!! :hammer2: :p :p :D

[HammerDown]

This time they have a hopeless case, ..........Joan River's face. :jawdrop:
I'd hit it... :notam:

[FRENCHIE]

no!!!!! :p

[ratso]

This was one of the best ones yet!!!
I called Christy all upset and she had to explain to me that it's just a show... :jawdrop:

[ratso]

Hopefully it's on twice again tonight... :D

[powerplay230]

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Great ending to the season, think they pretty much hit all the shock n' awe story lines we were trying to figure out.
Anyone watch HStern last night when that joker Steve O gave himself a tattoo with a butcher knife and bottle of ink.. hope no kind saw that.. :confused:

[XtrmWakeborder]

damn what an ending! Frenchies wife is gunna be pissed!

[Jordy]

I have one word: WOW!!!! :jawdrop:

[Drunk tank]

I have one word: WOW!!!! :jawdrop:
HOLY FAWKIN SHIT!!!!!!! WTF just happened at the end? Di he kill Christian???? And the kid was ****ING A MAN!!!!
:220v:

[Jordy]

HOLY FAWKIN SHIT!!!!!!! WTF just happened at the end? Di he kill Christian???? And the kid was ****ING A MAN!!!!
:220v:
It looked that way, but there must be some miracle save for the start of the next season...
and yes.
Yikes. :2purples: :cool:

[FRENCHIE]

non more nip tuc for months!!!!! :sqeyes: :cry: :cry:

[Tequila-John]

That last sceen was crazy. I can't wait for the new season........ :hammerhea

[FRENCHIE]

me too brotha!!! :cry: :rollside:

[HammerDown]

non more nip tuc for months!!!!! :sqeyes: :cry: :cry:
I know that sucks, but whats even more disturbing...my Kimber Doll's looking pretty hammered! She's got 4 holes now :notam:
I like when Christian said to Ava " you lubricate acid" :D
And there was another line from him...something about her Ava's cave wasen't deep enough for his drill...lol
Bottom line...he put his willy in a transvestite...ewwww :supp: :squiggle: (I'd hit it). :)
Great ending episode. :cool:

[Slib77]

Man, I can't wait 'till the next season.

[HammerDown]

Christian meets Kimber for the first time...
Christian bangs Kimber...
Christian slaps Kimbers a$$
Christian snorts blow of Kimbers butt. :rollside:

[XtrmWakeborder]

Christian meets Kimber for the first time...
Christian bangs Kimber...
Christian slaps Kimbers a$$
Christian snorts blow of Kimbers butt. :rollside:
LMAO let us know when the kimber doll rerun is back..thats the only one i havent seen

[Kilrtoy]

10Oclock and counting
also on tonight
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Good show Hot chicks