You are all going to die...

[God]

...eventually. Sucking up early earns you bench priviledges at the gate and all the corn on the cob you can eat. You won't even have to floss. I am not likely to fall for the blow-up doll gag again, so save it.

[Kilrtoy]

. .

[PHOTOGLOU]

Thanks alot

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

what can I have for my last supper :wink:

[God]

I cold make a protein joke here but instead I'll offer popcorn shrimp. GOD loves popcorn shrimp. Try and remember that when you screw up later.

[Keithb87]

...eventually. Sucking up early earns you bench priviledges at the gate and all the corn on the cob you can eat. You won't even have to floss. I am not likely to fall for the blow-up doll gag again, so save it.
Whatever... :sleeping:
But I like :eat: Corn :D

[Some Kind Of Monster]

I cold make a protein joke here but instead I'll offer popcorn shrimp. GOD loves popcorn shrimp. Try and remember that when you screw up later.
dually noted.

[God]

I bade you a life of digesting corn. Get a magazine you like.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I cold make a protein joke here but instead I'll offer popcorn shrimp. GOD loves popcorn shrimp. Try and remember that when you screw up later.
LMAO!! I'm glad you have a sense of humor.. protein is good .. :p :D

[Keithb87]

God,
Why is there corn in my poop when I have not eaten any for a week? :confused:

[God]

Because I have a sense of humor. When you are fifty you will sit on a donut. That is very funny in restaurants. Buck teeth just doesn't do it for me anymore.

[Some Kind Of Monster]

Dear
God:
Send Rain
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5254
SKOM

[God]

I see Moses is still trying to make it work without me. Charlton Heston he ain't.

[Keithb87]

Dear
God:
Send Rain
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5254
SKOM
:rollside: :rollside: ROTFLMAO :rollside: :rollside:

[PlyaPlya22]

. .
Nice Quote??

[Some Kind Of Monster]

Let us have peace, let us have life
Let us escape the cruel night
Let us have time, let the sun shine
Let us beware the deadly sign
The day is coming
Armageddon’s near
Inferno’s coming
Can we survive the blitzkrieg?

[RiverKitty]

...eventually. Sucking up early earns you bench priviledges at the gate and all the corn on the cob you can eat. You won't even have to floss. I am not likely to fall for the blow-up doll gag again, so save it.
Blow up doll???? :confused: Is this Mandy??? :idea: :jawdrop: :D

[Dr. Eagle]

...eventually. Sucking up early earns you bench priviledges at the gate and all the corn on the cob you can eat. You won't even have to floss. I am not likely to fall for the blow-up doll gag again, so save it.
Thou art Divine....... and FOS.... :mix: :D

[LASERRAY]

Dear God: I don't know if you know this but your name is on alot of quotes in this book. Us crazy humans wrote-it, you should take a look. ;)

[HCS]

You know...GOD. Your on several different forums that for some reason I seem
to post on.
Go away and find the devil. It's an old joke. :devil:

[ROZ]

Will we see Midwest_miss69 naked before we die?

[God]

I can't even get Mrs God naked so, you are on your own with the girls. My last effort with human women caused the mini-skirt, love-ins and Johnny Wadd Holmes. It cost me my best Summer planet, three cubits of golden fleeces and a new Mercedes. Now Mrs God follows me around like Columbo. I wish I had never invented him but I was tired of the Chinese guy with the nose hair problem.
Good night and never say my name in vain. (Unless you drop something heavy on your toe.)

[Debbolas]

Dear God,
People put on their boats and go to the river............like Superhero's put on their capes and go fight crime!!!
(I just thought of that!)
(ok, I am watching Kill Bill 2)

[God]

Go to bed Debbolas and please do something about those sunglasses in your avatar. Shaft hasn't been cool in thirty years. Mebless.

[Debbolas]

But...............I won those at the superbowl..........three years ago............I don't want black sunglasses...God! Do I have too!?!? :rolleyes:

[Satan]

You know...GOD. Your on several different forums that for some reason I seem
to post on.
Go away and find the devil. It's an old joke. :devil:
:devil: God hath no cause to seek thine self, for it is I who have found God... :devil:

[Midwest_Miss69]

Will we see Midwest_miss69 naked before we die?
What will you show me in return Roz?

[RiverKitty]

WOW!
Things are starting to heat up now that the the devil showed up! :rolleyes: :D

[moneypit]

Dear God.. Can I have one of each? I've read your book, brushed my teeth and I also finished my plate.....
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[Satan]

...eventually. Sucking up early earns you bench priviledges at the gate and all the corn on the cob you can eat. You won't even have to floss. I am not likely to fall for the blow-up doll gag again, so save it.
:devil: Bench privies and corn on the cob? All you can eat? Sounds like you are trying to bestow upon the human race eternal flatulence and colorful, rewarding bowel movements. Who IS this GOD that offers such inane and worthless rewards? :devil:

[Satan]

Dear God.. Can I have one of each? I've read your book, brushed my teeth and I also finished my plate.....
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:devil: Of course you can... In the house of pagan you can have whatever you desire... what you do with God's corn on the cob is ENTIRELY up to you.... :devil:

[God]

I hate to remind you Satan but, back when you were my bitch (before I kicked you to the curb) sloth was all the rage. You know the horns were to keep you from sticking your head up your ass? Now you just have a bigger ass. Go lick some lick some crime goober. I have a big day tomorrow, I tv'oed two on two girls beach volleyball and got pizza. The eclesiasticals and I have a bet on a nipple shot. Tucky-tuck. Mebless.

[Satan]

I hate to remind you Satan but, back when you were my bitch (before I kicked you to the curb) sloth was all the rage. You know the horns were to keep you from sticking your head up your ass? Now you just have a bigger ass. Go lick some lick some crime goober. I have a big day tomorrow, I tv'oed two on two girls beach volleyball and got pizza. The eclesiasticals and I have a bet on a nipple shot. Tucky-tuck. Mebless.
:devil: Hark!!! For on high ye shall witness on said Tivo the hot burning sands of this flesh... For it is I who shall be descended to the nether world, as you shall have it those many thousands of years long past, seeking and infesting every nook and cranny, crack and fissure, the proverbial mountain on high of your so beloved women beach volleyballers. Such silly games, yet infinitely rewarding for us heathens, as you shall proclaim... For I HAVE seen the top of the mountain, and IT IS GOOD.... Come one, come all, for it is written that the Prince of Darkness shall possess the earth and mankind for a thousand years, 999 9/10's of which will be spent on Skaters and Sandbars, partaking of all that hedonistic apblomb have to offer.... :devil:

[Satan]

But...............I won those at the superbowl..........three years ago............I don't want black sunglasses...God! Do I have too!?!? :rolleyes:
:devil:
Debbolas:
YES!!! God, the Prince of Darkness, the minions of the netherworld, ALL DEMAND it.
:devil:

[Satan]

WOW!
Things are starting to heat up now that the the devil showed up! :rolleyes: :D
:devil:
Yes, indeed. Things ALWAYS heat up when I show up to the party baby, YEAH!!!
:devil:

[Satan]

I can't even get Mrs God naked so, you are on your own with the girls.
:devil: Hmmmmm, I WONDER why? Could it have been that whole Moses affair? :devil:
My last effort with human women caused the mini-skirt, love-ins.
:devil: Thanks be to thee... :devil:

[Satan]

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:devil: Nice chipmonk, indulging in one of the many pagan pleasures. Here little chippy... Come hither and sit at the right hand of the Prince of Darkness. Once your cup runneth over dude, you shall find comfort in a nice, warm, VERY smelly, dark place IN God, infinitely more intimate than mine own right hand... You may even make some new gerbil friends. Plenty of corn on the cob too... :devil:

[Satan]

Thou art Divine....... and FOS.... :mix: :D
:devil: THANK YOU!!! :devil:

[Satan]

Let us have peace, let us have life
Let us escape the cruel night
Let us have time, let the sun shine
Let us beware the deadly sign
The day is coming
Armageddon’s near
Inferno’s coming
Can we survive the blitzkrieg?
:devil: Music to my ears. :devil:

[Satan]

LMAO!! I'm glad you have a sense of humor.. protein is good .. :p :D
:devil: My, oh my. The Prince of Darkness' blessings NEVER cease. Hedonism incarnate, yum! http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/719lo-thumb.gif
:devil:

[Satan]

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:devil: The blessings NEVER cease. :devil:

[Satan]

:devil: And at the witching hour, the almighty God sought rest while the Prince of Darkness parties on.
Chaos, Panic, & Disorder. My work is done here.
For the moment... :devil:

[Freak]

God..... Satan has a number. What is yours?

[Essex502]

We're dying from the day we're born.