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Three Days Only
08-25-2004, 10:00 AM
My name is DCB Charley,
Im vertically challenged so I can barely reach the bar to grab my Barcardi.
I ordered a new 29, but I should have gotten a 34
But my lover Dave would have had to raise the seat base up so much more.
I really wanted to stop being fricken hater
So I looked into buying a bitchen ass Skater
I know that Skaters are really fast
But deep down inside I yurn for Daves dick in my ass.
Although I know that East Coast is the best,
I've decided to keep my business out west.
I finally purchased another F-29
But picking the colors was a hell of time.
Instead of using paint like they do on a real boat
I decided to go with some shitty ass gel coat.
I love spending my weekends at the lake
but all I can think about is Daves Protein shake.
I like my boat with the center pod
It makes me think about Daves hot Bod.
One of these days im gonna do whats whats right
Im gonna buy east coast because I have finally seen the light.
Its time to end this poem right now
Fantasy Island's on, Holy Cow!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great day
THE EVIL EAST COAST EMPIRE
CLUB 36 BIATCH
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The Duke
08-25-2004, 10:15 AM
Well now it's confirmed. You really are gay.

Kachina26
08-25-2004, 10:44 AM
If nothing else you are quite the poet. But I gotta tell ya, I like gel better :rollside:

Bre
08-25-2004, 10:46 AM
:jawdrop: :eek: :eek: :eek:

JET-O-VATOR
08-25-2004, 12:05 PM
Im Kinda Scared Now

Charley
08-25-2004, 12:12 PM
Yo..its Jeffy here
in the 818
lustin afta brandi
beggin 4 a date
Typin one handed
and postin what I can,
Kari wears the pants but
(snivel)I'm Still the man!
I know my shit
about the fiberglass
Jay's my main MAN
come layin up my ass
take my big boat
and my kiss ass crew
porpoise like a pig
in the great big blue
I talk alotta shit
bout the west coast boys
but my secrets out
bout my half-ass Toy
see my boat?
It's really fast!
even got some Paint
to hide da, stress cracks
Off to da sandbar
I park her on the beach
quick KARI Hide!!!
theres Brandi Leach!

RiverToysJas
08-25-2004, 12:13 PM
Charley who??? :p LOL
That's pretty good!!!
RTJas :D

Three Days Only
08-25-2004, 12:14 PM
That was good, too bad the thing about Brandie's not true.
Good job sucker!!!!

Charley
08-25-2004, 12:16 PM
That was good, too bad the thing about Brandie's not true.
Good job sucker!!!!
I swear it not!!! its not true!!! oh jeffy fessssssssss up already... yer just pissed about this!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/38Spectre.jpg :devil:

unleashed
08-25-2004, 12:17 PM
Jeff you really have to layoff Brandi. I think she might be at scope and that could be big trouble especially if Karis there. These are the best 2 poems I have seen in a long time. I think you guys should call a truce. We dont need another 2pac biggie fued going down! :p
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :devil:

Charley
08-25-2004, 12:23 PM
Jeff you really have to layoff Brandi. I think she might be at scope and that could be big trouble especially if Karis there. These are the best 2 poems I have seen in a long time. I think you guys should call a truce. We dont need another 2pac biggie fued going down! :p
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com)
:devil:
LMAO... I wonder if he is seriously mad.....he isn't takin my calls hehehe
by the way 3do ... dont make me pop a cap in yo ass
:wink:

Three Days Only
08-25-2004, 12:27 PM
Gunz a blazin, thats how im going out!!!

KACHINA KEN
08-25-2004, 12:36 PM
All your talent and no stage presense, what a waste :p

Charley
08-25-2004, 12:48 PM
All your talent and no stage presense, what a waste :p
LMAO!
how ya doin??
bought velvet revolver's album last week.... cant turn it off/ hell ya!

Bre
08-25-2004, 01:20 PM
Yo..its Jeffy here
in the 818
lustin afta brandi
beggin 4 a date
Typin one handed
and postin what I can,
Kari wears the pants but
(snivel)I'm Still the man!
I know my shit
about the fiberglass
Jay's my main MAN
come layin up my ass
take my big boat
and my kiss ass crew
porpoise like a pig
in the great big blue
I talk alotta shit
bout the west coast boys
but my secrets out
bout my half-ass Toy
see my boat?
It's really fast!
even got some Paint
to hide da, stress cracks
Off to da sandbar
I park her on the beach
quick KARI Hide!!!
theres Brandi Leach!
Charley~
I didn't know you had skills like that :idea:

PlyaPlya22
08-25-2004, 03:50 PM
You guys are some Funny Mo Fo's

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
08-25-2004, 04:08 PM
I thought I dogged out people but TDO you get a gold star that was some funny S**T

nextasex
08-25-2004, 04:15 PM
I will provide a 30 pack if I can see both of you on stage freestylin' about each other!!! That was f'n hilarious!!!!! :hammer2: :D

locogringo
08-25-2004, 08:38 PM
:argue: Perfect!! LOL
Eminem gotta watch out for this Death Row crew and their rythming skills!
Thanks for amusing me.

Kilrtoy
08-25-2004, 09:18 PM
I thought I dogged out people but TDO you get a gold star that was some funny S**T
Sounds like you are trying to add 3DO to join your suasage crew(CRUISE)

SHAKEN Not Stirred
08-25-2004, 09:50 PM
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!
:D

KACHINA KEN
08-26-2004, 01:00 AM
LMAO!
how ya doin??
bought velvet revolver's album last week.... cant turn it off/ hell ya!
Club Salty, be there...........

Charley
08-26-2004, 07:10 AM
Club Salty, be there...........
where is club salty??
try to call me at the office today we gotta talk business ;)
(562)407-1133

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-26-2004, 07:53 AM
so I guess Charley scared them off.. good job sweetie.. Now maybe we should take them on a real boat. :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-26-2004, 11:42 AM
:220v: :220v: :smile:

Charley
08-26-2004, 11:49 AM
so I guess Charley scared them off.. good job sweetie.. Now maybe we should take them on a real boat. :D :D
LMAO! Maybe you oughtta bust a rhyme gurly
:clover:

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-26-2004, 11:58 AM
after your p.m back./.. :)

Three Days Only
08-26-2004, 12:20 PM
so I guess Charley scared them off.. good job sweetie.. Now maybe we should take them on a real boat. :D :D
Are you kidding me!!! Scare me off, yeah right. Your DCB's can't out run us east coast guys until you figure out how to get them on plane quicker. LOL :p :p
That was rough, but funny, maybe it was just the water down at parker, yeah thats it!!!!

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-26-2004, 02:50 PM
Three days only is that what your name is..
get off Charley cause he has game..
how can your boat live up the name..it can't your one in the same.
the DCB is the only way to go..
so go back to what you call D-row..
LOL!! :smile: :smile:

Three Days Only
08-27-2004, 11:15 AM
Three days only is that what your name is..
get off Charley cause he has game..
how can your boat live up the name..it can't your one in the same.
the DCB is the only way to go..
so go back to what you call D-row..
LOL!! :smile: :smile:
Where all poets now, nice job!!!!!!!!!!!!
Off to the D-ROW I go!!!!!!!!!

MRS FLYIN VEE
08-27-2004, 12:01 PM
Where all poets now, nice job!!!!!!!!!!!!
Off to the D-ROW I go!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!! love ya D-row boys.. all in fun sweetie.. :D