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hot_diggity_dog
08-26-2004, 12:20 PM
For a couple of years ive been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin Laden. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading Hot Boat online. Nice, real nice.
HDD :smile:

ROZ
08-26-2004, 12:48 PM
Someone has to hold down the fort :D

Kim Hanson
08-26-2004, 01:20 PM
For a couple of years ive been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin Laden. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading Hot Boat online. Nice, real nice.
HDD :smile:
I see you are here also, get back to work slaker :D ........( . )( . )........

Mrs Luvnlife
08-26-2004, 02:27 PM
I'm tryin! :D

lewiville
08-26-2004, 02:50 PM
Hey,
No Comments From The Peanut Gallery!
I Am Doin What Im Good At.
Leave Me Alone. Find Someone Else To Do It.

FastTimmy
08-26-2004, 02:59 PM
:cry: :cry: :cry: :hammer2: