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dean51267
08-28-2004, 01:18 PM
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD REPUBLICAN.
I like big trucks, big breasts, and big cigars.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I earn a six figure income, drive a $72,000 sports car and a $55,000 SUV, I have a FABLOUS family, a wife of 13 years, and a home that is 4.3 times larger than the average democrats.
I believe people who riot and loot should be shot on site.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, THANK YOU!
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Eminem sang.
My sons are gentlemen, my daughters are ladies. They do not have barbed wire, ball bearings, or other scrapes of industrial metal protruding from their bodies, schite painted all over themselves, and they do not dress like freaks. They chose to live this way, and I am a damned proud dad.
I was working and paying taxes at age 12 and figured out right then that supporting you welfare sucking liberal leaches was enough to make me sick.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I have never seen a gun stand up and shoot someone.
I take money from libs who do not want to pay the super high taxes the politicians they voted for put in place. The more you democrats oppose tax cuts, the richer I get. If the stupid pieces of schite do not like that, they can quit voting for higher taxes.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized, in face, minority is a state of mind.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
My employees LOVE their jobs, earn 50% more than the market wage, and at any given time I have 30 people who want to work for me.
I think Oprah is a big fat pig.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy butt through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I think Bill Clinton was a great asset to America cause he destroyed the democrats and exposed their lack of basic honesty and character.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods. Just leave the rest of us out of it.
If you want to stick a mans penis up your anus, keep it to your self and do not ask me to pay for your AIDS medicines, I have my own family to support.
I fire all employees I find out are liberals and know enough about the law to know I can.
I know Hillary Clinton is a fat carpet-munching lesbian.
My heroes are John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich and I don't pity the poor, I just want to earn an even higher standard of living for my family.
I am not in the charity business, if you want me to work miracles on your tax bills, you are going to pay for it. If I ask you to provide goods and services to my family, or me I expect to pay for it. If you try and get out of paying me after I performed these miracles for you my team of attorneys will have you living in a cardboard box in about three weeks.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts while I was freezing my butt through another long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you. So shut-the-hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why does he always become a part of the problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years.
I don't worry about dying before I get even.
I hate those nitwits standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
Hanoi Jane and company should be publicly executed, by the South Vietnamese.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I have lived long enough to know if your poor, life is telling you that you are screwing up.
I enjoy watching high-speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I think all child molesters should be subject to a lynch mob, no matter how powerful a democrat they are.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Confidential means confidential, if you need help with that concept say do. I do not pass out others personal info, no matter if they disagree with my politics or not.
I believe if she has her lips on your dingle, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when she is a fat pig with self-esteem issues, and you are President of the United States. "Is" means is, stupid.
If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad REPUBLICAN.

Kilrtoy
08-28-2004, 01:25 PM
Nice, I THINK I HAVE SEN THAT BEFORE, i LIKE IT

rvrtoy
08-28-2004, 01:38 PM
I like it.

MagicMtnDan
08-28-2004, 01:45 PM
I too am a "bad American" - a right-leaning conservative who believes that true war heroes don't call themselves heroes nor do they come home from a war and disgrace themselves by charging their fellow soldiers of war crimes and atrocities.
I don't believe the most liberal democrat can or should lead this country EVER, let alone when our country is at war.
I don't believe that we should negotiate with our enemies, foreign or domestic.
I don't believe that anyone who acts, sings, plays ball, or does anything else to make millions knows any more than anyone who doesn't. Note to Hollywood: your opinions about politics don't mean shite to me.
I know I already pay too many taxes to the state and feds. No, I don't want a sheriff advocating raising taxes, not even a penny, to pay for more police nor do I want any other legislators raising my taxes (note to legislators - if you have any balls try CUTTING spending once in a while). I certainly don't want a man who wants to be my President for the next 8 years to be elected when he is running for election on a platform that calls for raising my taxes.
And no, gays should NOT have the right to marry nor should men be legally allowed to marry multiple women (although I will fight for my right to have sex with them :D ) and no, you shouldn't be allowed to marry your cousin, your sister, or your dog.
I believe in religious freedom even if I don't choose to be religious. I believe you should be able to practice your religion in your home or church as you see fit as long as you're not forcing others to do the same or sacrificing goats (or virgins, etc.) or other farm animals.
I believe in my right to grille a steak or other animal and enjoy eating it. And no, you or PETA have no business telling me that I can't do that. When animals don't want to be eaten they can let themselves out of the corral at night and sneak away. Until then I'm eating hamburgers, ribs, and filet mignon.
I believe if you don't love it here you just might want to consider LEAVING. We're like a family and we all should share the same basic values. If you do things to hurt, harm or destroy this country then I believe you should be imprisoned or kicked the fock out. If you don't like this country then you have the right and I think you have the obligation to do all you can within the guiding principles our forefathers set into writing to make this country better. However, if you're gonna advocate the overthrowing of our government or if you lead (or follow) communist, socialist, or any other anti-American form of governing then you better just pack your shite up and leave now. Otherwise I want the right to throw your ass out for you.
I believe we have borders to keep unwanted people out and to wave goodbye to those who don't want to live here anymore. Countries have borders to protect themselves from their enemies. I believe it's time we made others respect our borders.
I believe that if you're here illegally you need to leave. Now. And if you don't I believe you should be caught and thrown out. Now (not after we spend thousands of dollars on a "trial" - what's to try? You're here illegally now get the fock out). And if you are here illegally you don't get a drivers license. Not in my country. Maybe in France or Germany or Russia but not here. If you belong here you need to learn how to drive, pass a test and get insurance. If you can't do any of them, you can't drive - not in my country.
I believe that people like Michael Moore are the most dangerous of all Americans. Scumbags like him have made MILLIONS living and working in this wonderful country and all they do is tell us and the rest of the world how terrible we Americans are and how this country must become more like the rest of the world.
When the rest of the world can win wars against the Nazis, Communists, Imperial Japan, and all the other evil empires, let us know. Cause until then we're the only people you can count on to save your asses and allow your miserable societies to continue hating the USA. If you don't believe us just ask the French (at least twice), the Germans (whose asses we kicked twice and then helped them become one of the world's financial superpowers just because we're nice guys), the Japanese (who surprise-attacked us one sunny Sunday morning and then we proceeded to kick their asses all across the Pacific Ocean back to their island nation and then pounded them until their despicable leaders finally gave up - and then we helped rebuild them and allowed them to become one of the world's financial superpowers just because we're nice guys). Now we allow all of them to make and sell automobiles here but the French even focked that up.
I believe it's time for a beer. And I'll thank every veteran who served this country for this great country of ours and made it possible for those who don't share my views to tell me how wrong I am. But it's a free country and I don't have to listen. :D By the way, I wrote every word of this.
God Bless America.

AvengerBabe
08-28-2004, 01:54 PM
Woww! I knew I loved the people on this website! I couldn't have said it better!!! :rollside:

058
08-28-2004, 05:21 PM
Dan, I can't argue with any thing you wrote.....well done!

v-drive
08-28-2004, 05:29 PM
That's what you call gittenit done and I like it :D v-drive

RiverRatRusty
08-28-2004, 05:47 PM
Excellent work my friend!!!

Dr. Eagle
08-28-2004, 06:45 PM
OK I'm one of those "bad" Americans too. I love my Suburban, Grand Cherokee and Wrangler, Sea Doos and Boat... and my Cigars. Count me in! :boxed: