dean51267
08-28-2004, 01:18 PM
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD REPUBLICAN.
I like big trucks, big breasts, and big cigars.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I earn a six figure income, drive a $72,000 sports car and a $55,000 SUV, I have a FABLOUS family, a wife of 13 years, and a home that is 4.3 times larger than the average democrats.
I believe people who riot and loot should be shot on site.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, THANK YOU!
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Eminem sang.
My sons are gentlemen, my daughters are ladies. They do not have barbed wire, ball bearings, or other scrapes of industrial metal protruding from their bodies, schite painted all over themselves, and they do not dress like freaks. They chose to live this way, and I am a damned proud dad.
I was working and paying taxes at age 12 and figured out right then that supporting you welfare sucking liberal leaches was enough to make me sick.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I have never seen a gun stand up and shoot someone.
I take money from libs who do not want to pay the super high taxes the politicians they voted for put in place. The more you democrats oppose tax cuts, the richer I get. If the stupid pieces of schite do not like that, they can quit voting for higher taxes.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized, in face, minority is a state of mind.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
My employees LOVE their jobs, earn 50% more than the market wage, and at any given time I have 30 people who want to work for me.
I think Oprah is a big fat pig.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy butt through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I think Bill Clinton was a great asset to America cause he destroyed the democrats and exposed their lack of basic honesty and character.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods. Just leave the rest of us out of it.
If you want to stick a mans penis up your anus, keep it to your self and do not ask me to pay for your AIDS medicines, I have my own family to support.
I fire all employees I find out are liberals and know enough about the law to know I can.
I know Hillary Clinton is a fat carpet-munching lesbian.
My heroes are John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich and I don't pity the poor, I just want to earn an even higher standard of living for my family.
I am not in the charity business, if you want me to work miracles on your tax bills, you are going to pay for it. If I ask you to provide goods and services to my family, or me I expect to pay for it. If you try and get out of paying me after I performed these miracles for you my team of attorneys will have you living in a cardboard box in about three weeks.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts while I was freezing my butt through another long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you. So shut-the-hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why does he always become a part of the problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years.
I don't worry about dying before I get even.
I hate those nitwits standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
Hanoi Jane and company should be publicly executed, by the South Vietnamese.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I have lived long enough to know if your poor, life is telling you that you are screwing up.
I enjoy watching high-speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I think all child molesters should be subject to a lynch mob, no matter how powerful a democrat they are.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Confidential means confidential, if you need help with that concept say do. I do not pass out others personal info, no matter if they disagree with my politics or not.
I believe if she has her lips on your dingle, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when she is a fat pig with self-esteem issues, and you are President of the United States. "Is" means is, stupid.
If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad REPUBLICAN.
I like big trucks, big breasts, and big cigars.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I earn a six figure income, drive a $72,000 sports car and a $55,000 SUV, I have a FABLOUS family, a wife of 13 years, and a home that is 4.3 times larger than the average democrats.
I believe people who riot and loot should be shot on site.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, THANK YOU!
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Eminem sang.
My sons are gentlemen, my daughters are ladies. They do not have barbed wire, ball bearings, or other scrapes of industrial metal protruding from their bodies, schite painted all over themselves, and they do not dress like freaks. They chose to live this way, and I am a damned proud dad.
I was working and paying taxes at age 12 and figured out right then that supporting you welfare sucking liberal leaches was enough to make me sick.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I have never seen a gun stand up and shoot someone.
I take money from libs who do not want to pay the super high taxes the politicians they voted for put in place. The more you democrats oppose tax cuts, the richer I get. If the stupid pieces of schite do not like that, they can quit voting for higher taxes.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized, in face, minority is a state of mind.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
My employees LOVE their jobs, earn 50% more than the market wage, and at any given time I have 30 people who want to work for me.
I think Oprah is a big fat pig.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy butt through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I think Bill Clinton was a great asset to America cause he destroyed the democrats and exposed their lack of basic honesty and character.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods. Just leave the rest of us out of it.
If you want to stick a mans penis up your anus, keep it to your self and do not ask me to pay for your AIDS medicines, I have my own family to support.
I fire all employees I find out are liberals and know enough about the law to know I can.
I know Hillary Clinton is a fat carpet-munching lesbian.
My heroes are John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich and I don't pity the poor, I just want to earn an even higher standard of living for my family.
I am not in the charity business, if you want me to work miracles on your tax bills, you are going to pay for it. If I ask you to provide goods and services to my family, or me I expect to pay for it. If you try and get out of paying me after I performed these miracles for you my team of attorneys will have you living in a cardboard box in about three weeks.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts while I was freezing my butt through another long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you. So shut-the-hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why does he always become a part of the problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years.
I don't worry about dying before I get even.
I hate those nitwits standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
Hanoi Jane and company should be publicly executed, by the South Vietnamese.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I have lived long enough to know if your poor, life is telling you that you are screwing up.
I enjoy watching high-speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I think all child molesters should be subject to a lynch mob, no matter how powerful a democrat they are.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Confidential means confidential, if you need help with that concept say do. I do not pass out others personal info, no matter if they disagree with my politics or not.
I believe if she has her lips on your dingle, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when she is a fat pig with self-esteem issues, and you are President of the United States. "Is" means is, stupid.
If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad REPUBLICAN.