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08-30-2004, 10:41 AM
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
>playing
>with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop
>and
>her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell
>off
>now...cause this is the last stop!
>And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in
the
>train...cause we're going down the tracks."
>The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
>of
>language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are
to
>stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
>train...but I want you to use nice language."
>Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
>with
>his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
>say..."All
>passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip
>was a
>pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her
>little darling continue...
>For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the
>train.
>We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
>As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
>are
>pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
>kitchen....".
>playing
>with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop
>and
>her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell
>off
>now...cause this is the last stop!
>And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in
the
>train...cause we're going down the tracks."
>The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
>of
>language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are
to
>stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
>train...but I want you to use nice language."
>Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
>with
>his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
>say..."All
>passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip
>was a
>pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her
>little darling continue...
>For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the
>train.
>We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
>As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
>are
>pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
>kitchen....".