News Quote of the day

[spectratoad]

So I am listening to Fox news and they had some guy on there at one of these protest rallies today. His words were something like.....
"These illegal immigrants don't want to be treated as criminals. They just want to quit hiding in the shadows."
Why is it so hard for our government to just realize we need to clamp the borders down and then start shipping the illegals back when we catch them?

[Tom Brown]

"Scientists have determined that saliva causes stomach cancer, but only when ingested in small quantities over a long period of time."

[Her454]

All I know is if I went to Mexico and even "attempted" to BURN the Mexican Flag there sure as hell wouldn't be any question as to where I'd end up. And it wouldn't be on their citizenship list.
:yuk:

[Kim Hanson]

Fatherhood was a mysterious state and didn't seem to become any less so with time and familiarity. At night, when I looked in on my sleeping daughters, I would feel a deep sense of improbability mingled with inadequacy.......( . )( . )....... :)