View Full Version : I killed A Guy Today, Any Way To Get Out Of It?
GlastronGuy
09-01-2004, 08:08 PM
He did look at me funny. I'd hate to miss any work because of it.
OGShocker
09-01-2004, 08:27 PM
He did look at me funny. I'd hate to miss any work because of it.
Is it too late for you to become a Pro Football Player?
GlastronGuy
09-01-2004, 08:30 PM
Is it too late for you to become a Pro Football Player?
As a matter of fact, my steroid dealer was just released from prison. So sure.
Kilrtoy
09-01-2004, 08:31 PM
Is it too late for you to become a Pro Football Player?
No that is a new requirement. he will fit right in, If he wants the NBA he must first rape a white woman
Big_Gunz_
09-01-2004, 08:34 PM
If there were no witnesses to the crime, than it never happened. :2purples: :devil:
Dr. Eagle
09-01-2004, 08:35 PM
He did look at me funny. I'd hate to miss any work because of it.
Just claim to be some major sports star and you'll be fine... :hammerhea
Just claim to be some major sports star and you'll be fine... :hammerhea
Or just hide in the truck of a car
Go golfing. That's what O.J. does. :cool:
Keithb87
09-01-2004, 09:28 PM
:idea: First you need some Gloves that do not fit.... Then a White Bronco....
Wait a minute...
:idea: You need a Dumb Tramp to call while the Cops are looking for your Wife.... no that's not it...
:idea: Hell Just tell them that the voices in your head told you if you did not KILL him ....
They would KILL you :devil:
WILD LAVEY
09-01-2004, 09:29 PM
tell them the glove wont fit :idea:
:idea: First you need some Gloves that do not fit.... Then a White Bronco....
Wait a minute...
:idea: You need a Dumb Tramp to call while the Cops are looking for your Wife.... no that's not it...
:idea: Hell Just tell them that the voices in your head told you if you did not KILL him ....
They would KILL you :devil:
Don't leave blood and bodies all over the front porch. Throw them in the ocean! :rolleyes:
MagicMtnDan
09-01-2004, 09:43 PM
Don't worry, the victim was just out to take your money anyway. :rolleyes:
Or maybe if you can get three Purple Hearts and then your "kills" will be OK. :rolleyes:
XtrmWakeborder
09-01-2004, 10:09 PM
Two words...Self Defense
First, make sure you go home and get a good night's rest. Then, deny everything. We are your aliby :D
The best offense is a great defense. :D
MagicMtnDan
09-02-2004, 03:52 AM
With enough money and Johnnie Cochrane you can get away with it. :eek:
JetBoatRich
09-02-2004, 04:48 AM
If there were no witnesses to the crime, than it never happened. :2purples: :devil:
What never happened :wink:
Big_Gunz_
09-02-2004, 05:39 AM
What never happened :wink:
I see nothing, I hear nothing, I say nothing... :p
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