I killed A Guy Today, Any Way To Get Out Of It?

[GlastronGuy]

He did look at me funny. I'd hate to miss any work because of it.

[OGShocker]

He did look at me funny. I'd hate to miss any work because of it.
Is it too late for you to become a Pro Football Player?

[GlastronGuy]

Is it too late for you to become a Pro Football Player?
As a matter of fact, my steroid dealer was just released from prison. So sure.

[Kilrtoy]

Is it too late for you to become a Pro Football Player?
No that is a new requirement. he will fit right in, If he wants the NBA he must first rape a white woman

[Big_Gunz_]

If there were no witnesses to the crime, than it never happened. :2purples: :devil:

[Dr. Eagle]

He did look at me funny. I'd hate to miss any work because of it.
Just claim to be some major sports star and you'll be fine... :hammerhea

[CEO]

Just claim to be some major sports star and you'll be fine... :hammerhea
Or just hide in the truck of a car

[HCS]

Go golfing. That's what O.J. does. :cool:

[Keithb87]

:idea: First you need some Gloves that do not fit.... Then a White Bronco....
Wait a minute...
:idea: You need a Dumb Tramp to call while the Cops are looking for your Wife.... no that's not it...
:idea: Hell Just tell them that the voices in your head told you if you did not KILL him ....
They would KILL you :devil:

[WILD LAVEY]

tell them the glove wont fit :idea:

[HCS]

:idea: First you need some Gloves that do not fit.... Then a White Bronco....
Wait a minute...
:idea: You need a Dumb Tramp to call while the Cops are looking for your Wife.... no that's not it...
:idea: Hell Just tell them that the voices in your head told you if you did not KILL him ....
They would KILL you :devil:
Don't leave blood and bodies all over the front porch. Throw them in the ocean! :rolleyes:

[MagicMtnDan]

Don't worry, the victim was just out to take your money anyway. :rolleyes:
Or maybe if you can get three Purple Hearts and then your "kills" will be OK. :rolleyes:

[XtrmWakeborder]

Two words...Self Defense

[ROZ]

First, make sure you go home and get a good night's rest. Then, deny everything. We are your aliby :D
The best offense is a great defense. :D

[MagicMtnDan]

With enough money and Johnnie Cochrane you can get away with it. :eek:

[JetBoatRich]

If there were no witnesses to the crime, than it never happened. :2purples: :devil:
What never happened :wink:

[Big_Gunz_]

What never happened :wink:
I see nothing, I hear nothing, I say nothing... :p