A Poem

[uclahater]

Jim Andersons Little Diddy
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"FINALLY" some fun in the sun.
I've ran out-a meat /shells /and habanero so I figured i'd
go out and spend some dinero.
I hook up to the boat gonna head to the lake,
I know in my heart it's gonna make the ground shake.
I load up my tools/ cooler/ and of course some Skippy,
with the hopes of running into "CRAZY HIPPY".
He brag's & brag's about how fast he can run,
but who cares it's a tunnel and V-DRIVE'S are more fun.
I get to the lake and pay my fee,
the guy who took the money was named "You- Te".
Seems the boat is broke and he's out-a money,
so he's working 5 job's just to please his honey.
Trying like hell to get the "SMOKER" done,
just so can get his ASS handed to him by "Roman1".
I get to the ramp and start to back her in,
with hope's that I can carry some fin.
I get her lit and put it her in gear,
my whole body trembles from all the fear.
You see this ain't no WHACKER / Jet / or IO,
this is a V-DRIVE, and it's one "BADD MO-FO"!!!!!.
I stand on the gas ease off the down,
this thing's HAUL'IN ASS and I ain't clown'n around.
My face is sucked in and I can't see,
if I was named "You-Te" I know i'd pee.
It keeps pulling and pulling never wanting to let up,
seems to me i've made it over the hump.
Thanks to all my good friends you've made my boat fast,
my idea is no longer a thing in the past.
So to all you WHACKERS / JET'S / and IO'S,
you don't want a piece of me cause i'm one "BADD MO-FO".
Love....Jim Anderson

[Jim Anderson]

Whew!!! I have been broke down in Pahrump trying to get the NATOW convention (National Authentic Taco On Wheels) Apparently you are supposed to put oil in the motor? I didnt have any and used the left over grease from the Tortillas. Can somebody send help?

[lucky]

Whew!!! I have been broke down in Pahrump trying to get the NATOW convention (National Authentic Taco On Wheels) Apparently you are supposed to put oil in the motor? I didnt have any and used the left over grease from the Tortillas. Can somebody send help?
at the NATOW did they have any "input " on the authentic spanish style elhair tacos - or the new and improved " elhairlessgringo taco ?
Taco bell = It's the meat mush that makes it taste good ! :p
Jim - did your new invention " the taco pumping machine " lmao - make it into production - or you still packin by hand ?

[Roland the Fisherman]

Whew!!! I have been broke down in Pahrump trying to get the NATOW convention (National Authentic Taco On Wheels) Apparently you are supposed to put oil in the motor? I didnt have any and used the left over grease from the Tortillas. Can somebody send help?
Mr Anderson, you look an awful lot like ole limp dick Bob on the TV commercial. :confused: Don't tell me there is something wrong with your taco as well. :frown:

[77charger]

I feel honered to have met this guy before.

[You Te]

His name is Jim Anderson and he's a taco bender,
he's trying to franschise but can't find a lender.
So he takes his lake boat out for a pass,
but after a minute he's out of gas.
He fuels her up but only to see,
a guy on the lake by the name of You Te.
It's only a wacker how fast could it be,
but Jim stops to think, this is You Te.
Jim has talked so much shit he just can't back down,
and he really hopes no one is around.
The wacker beat him and no one did see,
only Jim and a guy named You Te.
You Te

[Jim Anderson]

His name is Jim Anderson and he's a taco bender,
he's trying to franschise but can't find a lender.
So he takes his lake boat out for a pass,
but after a minute he's out of gas.
He fuels her up but only to see,
a guy on the lake by the name of You Te.
It's only a wacker how fast could it be,
but Jim stops to think, this is You Te.
Jim has talked so much shit he just can't back down,
and he really hopes no one is around.
The wacker beat him and no one did see,
only Jim and a guy named You Te.
You Te
As you can see by this post,
You Te is trying to boast.
His boat isn't fast in fact it's a thing of the past.
It sits in his garage and he tells lots of stories,
about the good ol' days when he thought he was in his glory.
Racing old flats, jets and IO's,
just so he could brag on how fast he thought his whacker could go.
Now we all know these races took place in the weeds,
heaven forbid he'd want anyone to see.
Now he's been called out several times,
and all we get are a bunch of whines.
It seems he knows he can't keep up,
so it's time for him to just shut up.
So keep trying to make your whacker fast,
we all know Guru will hand you your "ASS"!!!!!!

[Kim Hanson]

Bunch of Bench Racing poets here :jawdrop: ........( . )( . )....... :D

[Debbolas]

Ducky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:wink:

[CrazyHippy]

Some one needs to take up actually boating as opposed to sitting around thinking up rhymes :2purples:
BJH