Spam used Wife for sale or trade

[hondajoey]

Sorry for the spam guys but i need to unload this item, 1 used wife does not cook or clean, will work, but other wise high maintenace
still looks great, comes with 2 kids and payment book to her truck.
make offer.
Im sure there are others out there looking to unload their wife as well

[dgie]

would you be willing to part her out? :D

[ORSpectra20]

Post Pic?? Possible Trade???

[Keithb87]

Does she come with the boat too ???? :confused:

[LakesOnly]

How does she ride?
How's the carpeting?
Are you selling her with a bunch of sidewall clearance?
How are the headlights?

[dgie]

whats the towing capacity?

[hondajoey]

How does she ride? Great after you geter started
How's the carpeting? Removed
Are you selling her with a bunch of sidewall clearance? Within tolerace
How are the headlights? After market
whats the towing capacity? 1/2Ton 4x4 Chevy
Boat not included!!!

[Squirtcha?]

Looks like most of the good questions have been asked.............cepting for maybe one.
Is she able to speak (piss n moan)?

[73kona455]

how much you looking to get for her?.. any pictures?

[seho]

Give it up. I tried this a while back and Im not saying it was tough, but...I sold a stock, cast iron Olds 455 intake manifold before anybody even called on the 'other' ad. :p

[bigerich]

I am in the market, but does she meet the requirements??
Large ears, no teeth, mute, owns a liquor store??? :D

[wsuwrhr]

Mine is better and worse, but I'll list as well.
1 slightly used wife, cooks well, cleans decent, works ok, medium maintenace, looks great. Superlate model. Just starting to squeak at little, no kids, comes with Sierra 1500 paid off in two months.
Starting to get junk in the trunk, doesn't seem to respond to hints. Headlights switch to High beams very easily. Stock models built well.
Linoleum floors, and comes complete with spare shoes. Too many to list.
Is naive a quality?
Make offer, seller motivated.
Looking for v-drive boat, trades not expected, but will be the replacement.
Brian

[shaun]

you guys are too funny!

[wsuwrhr]

Notice to moderator, this thread is relevant to jet boats, since a trade for a boat is possible. :)
Brian

[460rogers]

You forgot to say 100 mph.
Height is important also I'm looking for one 3' tall. ;)

[wsuwrhr]

Height is important also I'm looking for one 3' tall. ;)
Can't help you there.
Brian

[Vern S]

You forgot to say 100 mph.
Height is important also I'm looking for one 3' tall. ;)
Yeah me too and a flat head so I have somewhere to put my beer.

[Infomaniac]

Mine will be 40 soon.
I want to trade her for two 20's
The hell with it. I am not greedy. I just might pay you to haul her off.

[probablecause]

Do you know why women have two sets of lips?
So they can piss and moan (moan and piss) and the same time!

[Bob Hostetter]

Would you be willing to trade?
My ex-wife is high mileage, low performance, can't keep a job, horrible cook, never cleans, and must be a union member because she never does anything but still wants to get paid. She does however come with a really nice Cole flatbottom (her current boyfriend says it still runs good, the boat, not the ex-wife).
Would be willing to trade for anything, but you must take over payments.....

[Jeanyus]

Has she been bored out. If so how many shims did it take to tighten things up.

[wsuwrhr]

If I default on payments and the object is repossessed, can I still keep the boat? I will see if I can keep up. Since you are so close I will come over for a test drive.... :) :)
Brian
Would you be willing to trade?
My ex-wife is high mileage, low performance, can't keep a job, horrible cook, never cleans, and must be a union member because she never does anything but still wants to get paid. She does however come with a really nice Cole flatbottom (her current boyfriend says it still runs good, the boat, not the ex-wife).
Would be willing to trade for anything, but you must take over payments.....

[hondajoey]

That is sad when a stock Olds 455 Manifold will sell before a perfectly good used wife,

[Keithb87]

Mine will be 40 soon.
I want to trade her for two 20's
The hell with it. I am not greedy. I just might pay you to haul her off.
:D :jawdrop: :2purples: But you'll find out that you are only wired for 110 :D :jawdrop: :2purples:
(My dad used to threaten this to my mom)

[waterslinger]

Any of these models suffer from odometer fraud??
Any 3 hollers in the bunch??

[Liberator TJ1984]

Joey what you really mean..........
Looks Great > Been Bondo'ed up a little ...powder and paint,make her what she ain't, severe hail damage to the rear section
2 kids > from each of her last 3 husbands = 6
No cook , No clean > Whataburger bags allover the house and she don't bathe
Nice headlights > they just shine straight down
Low Mileage ,High Maint. > Got more miles on her than Richard Petty , & Penske couldn't afford her
No Carpet > It's been permanently singed off due to heat from the grilled Fajita's
:D

[wsuwrhr]

Any of these models suffer from odometer fraud??
Mine can be certified to 25,800 miles.
Brian

[superdave013]

Mine is better and worse, but I'll list as well.
1 slightly used wife, cooks well, cleans decent, works ok, medium maintenace, looks great. Superlate model. Just starting to squeak at little, no kids, comes with Sierra 1500 paid off in two months.
Starting to get junk in the trunk, doesn't seem to respond to hints. Headlights switch to High beams very easily. Stock models built well.
Linoleum floors, and comes complete with spare shoes. Too many to list.
Is naive a quality?
Make offer, seller motivated.
Looking for v-drive boat, trades not expected, but will be the replacement.
Brian
You better watch out pal or she will ask the question that we have already. What's a hot chick like Christy doing with Brian?? haha j/k man

[wsuwrhr]

You better watch out pal or she will ask the question that we have already. What's a hot chick like Christy doing with Brian?? haha j/k man
I guess you never noticed my big feet.
Brian

[wsuwrhr]

Whoever sent me the red point for this thread can seriously fuk off!!
Don't be such a pussy and sign your damn name!!!
If you weren't so fuking stupid you would know this whole thread is a joke you stupid fuk!!!
Brian

[hondajoey]

who is kidding im selling
Wife & kids must go!!
Need to make room for a newer model
J/K

[wsuwrhr]

who is kidding im selling
Wife & kids must go!!
Need to make room for a newer model
J/K
Laughs,
But did you get any negative points out of the deal?
Brian

[WUTWZAT]

I have a $75.00 gift certificate to Sweet Performance and a Jet boat with a trophy, What do you guys have to trade ex wise?
Jason

[hondajoey]

Brian Not to change the wife bashing but how much do you charge for the juquzzi adapter or mods you have on your site
P.S mine wifes odometer is acurate but with all used vehicals you should have a wifefax report before purchase,
P.S.S no free test drives

[Kilrtoy]

Where the hell is the pic
and how often does the sex thing happen....

[Misogynist]

"Severe hail damage to rear section"........... :( Oh man.... that is the deal breaker right there........... :sqeyes:

[Always_Fresh]

i have some pocket lint and some shinny things to trade

[gramps]

would you consider a lease with an option to buy?????????

[wsuwrhr]

Where the hell is the pic
and how often does the sex thing happen....
You have nothing to complain about pal, switch threads. haha
Brian

[XtrmWakeborder]

Has she been bored out. If so how many shims did it take to tighten things up.
That is some funny ass shit.