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hoolign
09-09-2004, 05:57 PM
I think it was Nicolas Cage in snake eyes who said"I can eat a peach for hours".... well..for me....10 minutes of appetizers and I need an entree!

sintax
09-09-2004, 06:02 PM
Well....if the party is willing and shows that they really enjoy it :sqeyes: i'm willing to invest a good hour into it with out any major complaints.
Any no one ever said you had to invest all the time all at once, most of the ladies seem to get all excited when you go back down on them to mix it up a bit. :idea: Something to roll around in your head there.
-Scott

XtrmWakeborder
09-09-2004, 06:03 PM
That was from the movie face off..and im closer to your time than his.

hoolign
09-09-2004, 06:16 PM
i like to mix it up as well.get in there..get things figured out..find the sweet spot ..go to work for a while,.. then shift over to some insertion for a while...get back down there,,see how things are warmin up...then put a new set of duracells in the cap'n vibrato, let her do her thing while i catch the last 15 of csi... :D

sintax
09-09-2004, 06:22 PM
yea, but if you do that you miss the best part of oral sex...watching / feeling the climax. :jawdrop: You miss out on all the good stuff, stomach flexing back arching, hands gripping the covers.
Its all about the moneyshot!
-Scott

hoolign
09-09-2004, 06:25 PM
NEAL OVER HER FACE AND GET HEAD AND WATCH HER GO AT IT :D :D
I was being funny!...nothin better than havin her sit on your face then lettin her take over and watchin the quake!!
:rollside:

hoolign
09-09-2004, 06:27 PM
yea, but if you do that you miss the best part of oral sex...watching / feeling the climax. :jawdrop: You miss out on all the good stuff, stomach flexing back arching, hands gripping the covers.
Its all about the moneyshot!
-Scott
how did bart put it?? ei carumba!......
:eek: :)

FRENCHIE
09-09-2004, 06:29 PM
how did bart put it?? ei carumba!......
:eek: :)
BRE......all i can say on this one ....is have you ever had it done with an ice mint throat drop??? :p Its the only way...and once ya had it ya wont go back!!! ;)

hoolign
09-09-2004, 06:33 PM
BRE......all i can say on this one ....is have you ever had it done with an ice mint throat drop??? :p Its the only way...and once ya had it ya wont go back!!! ;)
are ya on the dope son??? Bre aint here!..but i'll give it a whirl...are you buyin your own mints or should I just bring you one over?
:2purples:

hoolign
09-09-2004, 06:37 PM
try a ice cube :D 1 in the box ,1 in the a**@ the same time :D
who's ass? my woman put her finger in my ass once!...I told her you got 25 minutes to get that outta there!
:eek: :eek:

FRENCHIE
09-09-2004, 06:39 PM
are ya on the dope son??? Bre aint here!..but i'll give it a whirl...are you buyin your own mints or should I just bring you one over?
:2purples:
cough/throat drops...not mint....and BRE is always here!!! :rolleyes:

diggler
09-09-2004, 07:36 PM
The only way to really tell if you're doing it well or not, is if the next morning, your face looks like a glazed donut. :)

Bre
09-09-2004, 07:59 PM
BRE......all i can say on this one ....is have you ever had it done with an ice mint throat drop??? :p Its the only way...and once ya had it ya wont go back!!! ;)
You gonna show me how it works :idea:

That Guy
09-09-2004, 08:29 PM
The only way to really tell if you're doing it well or not, is if the next morning, your face looks like a glazed donut. :)
LMAO :crossx: :p :p

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 08:30 PM
eatin the pie is great!

FRENCHIE
09-09-2004, 08:32 PM
You gonna show me how it works :idea:
ya tell me!!?? :idea:

909er
09-09-2004, 08:33 PM
ya tell me!!?? :idea:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

OGShocker
09-09-2004, 08:34 PM
eatin the pie is great!
I agree, as long as there is NO CREAM filling!

Bre
09-09-2004, 08:37 PM
ya tell me!!?? :idea:
I say yep :D

ratso
09-09-2004, 08:38 PM
:eek: :D :idea: :crossx: I say yep :D

Bre
09-09-2004, 08:41 PM
:eek: :D :idea: :crossx:
Why do you act so surprised??? :confused: :D

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 08:43 PM
I agree, as long as there is NO CREAM filling!
haha, female cream is OK, but if there is male cream that is a no-no.

FRENCHIE
09-09-2004, 08:43 PM
Why do you act so surprised??? :confused: :D
he's from texas!!! they dont know how we do it!! ;)

ratso
09-09-2004, 08:45 PM
he's from texas!!! they dont know how we do it!! ;)
:D I might be from Texas...but it's not the only place I been... :crossx:

IN2-IN2MX
09-09-2004, 08:46 PM
Mike can lick his eyebrows and breathe through his ears! :p
(And he's closer to Nicholas Cage's time, God bless him :rollside: )

Bre
09-09-2004, 08:47 PM
:D I might be from Texas...but it's not the only place I been... :crossx:
:eek: Problem is that you have too much experience :eek: :p :wink:
He can prob. do it better than us anyways :( :wink:

Bre
09-09-2004, 08:47 PM
Mike can like his eyebrows and breathe through his ears! :p
(And he's closer to Nicholas Cage's time, God bless him :rollside: )
Can I borrow him sometime :idea:

ratso
09-09-2004, 08:48 PM
:eek: Problem is that you have too much experience :eek: :p :wink:
He can prob. do it better than us anyways :( :wink:
Now I'm the one that always has a headache...
Oh well...change is good... :D

IN2-IN2MX
09-09-2004, 08:51 PM
Can I borrow him sometime :idea:
For you...ABSOLUTELY! But I gotta tell you...we usually come in a package :wink:
:boxed: :rollside: :p

FRENCHIE
09-09-2004, 08:52 PM
For you...ABSOLUTELY! But I gotta tell you...we usually come in a package :wink:
:boxed: :rollside: :p
i need a sign up sheet!! :p

Bre
09-09-2004, 08:56 PM
For you...ABSOLUTELY! But I gotta tell you...we usually come in a package :wink:
:boxed: :rollside: :p
:D Sounds perfect :idea:

Bre
09-09-2004, 08:56 PM
i need a sign up sheet!! :p
get in line buddy :D

coolchange
09-09-2004, 08:59 PM
Jeeeeepppeeeerrs, then what do you do with the package?
Never mind I dont want to know.

IN2-IN2MX
09-09-2004, 08:59 PM
:D :idea: :jawdrop: :D :D :D

FRENCHIE
09-09-2004, 09:00 PM
get in line buddy :D
good night B!!!! couch bed....hmmm???? :confused: :D like too.

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:01 PM
:D :idea: :jawdrop: :D :D :D
:idea: :sleeping: :D

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:02 PM
good night B!!!! couch bed....hmmm???? :confused: :D like too.
Your going to bed???????????????????????????? :jawdrop: :confused: :argue: :cry: :cry:
You can't go to bed yet :jawdrop:
I'm glad you wouldn't mind :sleeping:

BajaMike
09-09-2004, 09:03 PM
Bre...as usual...is too much fun!
:D
I'm speechless!!!
:jawdrop:

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:03 PM
Jeeeeepppeeeerrs, then what do you do with the package?
Never mind I dont want to know.
Did you get my PM?

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:04 PM
I would like to demonstrate my pie eating abilities, any takers? :D

FRENCHIE
09-09-2004, 09:04 PM
Your going to bed???????????????????????????? :jawdrop: :confused: :argue: :cry: :cry:
You can't go to bed yet :jawdrop:
I'm glad you wouldn't mind :sleeping:
im up at five tommorow....going in to the office for hour or two then p..u. one of my crew..home to load up then off to needles to p.u. boat by noon!!
Hope so!!! :p

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:06 PM
Bre...as usual...is too much fun!
:D
I'm speechless!!!
:jawdrop:
can never be too much fun :wink:

IN2-IN2MX
09-09-2004, 09:06 PM
Night night :sleeping: Frenchie

coolchange
09-09-2004, 09:06 PM
Ya but my systems f'ed up and I'm just gettin red x's

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:06 PM
I would like to demonstrate my pie eating abilities, any takers? :D
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
:D

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:07 PM
im up at five tommorow....going in to the office for hour or two then p..u. one of my crew..home to load up then off to needles to p.u. boat by noon!!
Hope so!!! :p
blah blah blah blah

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:07 PM
Ya but my systems f'ed up and I'm just gettin red x's
ahhh. I was just wondering if you could shoot me prices on those headers, heads and other parts.
Thanks!

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:09 PM
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
:D
Do I taste a taker?
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/lo.gif

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:12 PM
I am pushing 5k come on...bring it.

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:13 PM
Do I taste a taker?
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/lo.gif
:jawdrop:
:jawdrop:
:jawdrop:

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:13 PM
I like that lil smilie guy
... where did you find him at???

sintax
09-09-2004, 09:14 PM
Do I taste a taker?
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/lo.gif
So hows it taste?
-Scott

Mrs_Wally_Gator
09-09-2004, 09:14 PM
:jawdrop:
:jawdrop:
:jawdrop:
Bre, it would be better if :jawdrop: was upside down...

coolchange
09-09-2004, 09:15 PM
I'm tryin to get a car done for a show this Sat and then I'll get specifics like cam specs valve sizes etc. and price it out. A package deal could go pretty reasonably. Like the guy at the warehouse said"the more you buy the cheaper it gets." and I replied "Well then just keep loadin till its free"

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:17 PM
I'm tryin to get a car done for a show this Sat and then I'll get specifics like cam specs valve sizes etc. and price it out. A package deal could go pretty reasonably. Like the guy at the warehouse said"the more you buy the cheaper it gets." and I replied "Well then just keep loadin till its free"
hahaha, if it only worked that way. Just let me know... I am trying to decide what to do asap.

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:17 PM
Bre, it would be better if :jawdrop: was upside down...
:idea: :D

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:18 PM
:jawdrop:
:jawdrop:
:jawdrop:
dang, looks like you had the shocker pulled on ya!
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/iconsex-shocker.gif

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:18 PM
dang, looks like you had the shocker pulled on ya!
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/iconsex-shocker.gif
:D :D :D

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:18 PM
So hows it taste?
-Scott
Like fish, wait...everything tastes like chicken.

BajaMike
09-09-2004, 09:19 PM
I'm tryin to get a car done for a show this Sat and then I'll get specifics like cam specs valve sizes etc. and price it out. A package deal could go pretty reasonably. Like the guy at the warehouse said"the more you buy the cheaper it gets." and I replied "Well then just keep loadin till its free"
WHAT???? :confused: :confused: :jawdrop: :hammer2:

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:19 PM
I like that lil smilie guy
... where did you find him at???
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:20 PM
:D :D :D
ahhh, now look...you are satisfied.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/cheers.gif

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:21 PM
Like fish, wait...everything tastes like chicken.
Like fish?? I sure hope not :yuk: .... you must have dived in the wrong one :jawdrop:

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:22 PM
ahhh, now look...you are satisfied.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/cheers.gif
Oh yes very.. .... thank you :cool:

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:25 PM
Like fish?? I sure hope not :yuk: .... you must have dived in the wrong one :jawdrop:
oh no...I hope not.
:skull:
actually I would have to say it tastes like a delicasy (if thats how you spell it after 5 budweisers).

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:26 PM
Oh yes very.. .... thank you :cool:
no problem, now lets sit back and drink and eat. ;)

ratso
09-09-2004, 09:27 PM
I like mine with gin... :D

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:27 PM
oh no...I hope not.
:skull:
actually I would have to say it tastes like a delicasy (if thats how you spell it after 5 budweisers).
Much better :D

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:27 PM
no problem, now lets sit back and drink and eat. ;)
Can we do it once more :confused:

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:30 PM
Can we do it once more :confused:
anything you want.
do you like it in the front? do you like it in the back? do you like it in the dizzle? with your face in the pillow? I can give ya anything ya can handa!

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:30 PM
Much better :D
like fine wine...

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:30 PM
anything you want.
do you like it in the front? do you like it in the back? do you like it in the dizzle? with your face in the pillow? I can give ya anything ya can handa!
How about I like it all

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:32 PM
How about I like it all
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/faint.gif wow...that is too good to be true. http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/bowdown1.gif

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:33 PM
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/faint.gif wow...that is too good to be true. http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/bowdown1.gif
Anyways :D

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:37 PM
Anyways :D
yeah, where were we?

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:41 PM
I don't remember :sleeping: I think I was falling asleep ;)

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:42 PM
I don't remember :sleeping: I think I was falling asleep ;)
Damn, I know its not that bad, wait...you have had it twice.
As Ice Cube says "so deep put that ass to sleep" only 10 more to go.

FRENCHIE
09-09-2004, 09:42 PM
I don't remember :sleeping: I think I was falling asleep ;)
how sad... :idea:

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:43 PM
I already got it twice???
Guess I need something to wake me up now :D :jawdrop:

HCS
09-09-2004, 09:43 PM
I don't remember :sleeping: I think I was falling asleep ;)
I love to eat pie until they fall asleep.
But then I have to wash up and put on chap stick.

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:43 PM
how sad... :idea:
LMAO.. I bet you'd make me stay awake :idea:

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:44 PM
how sad... :idea:
what are you doing here? geeeez you sure know how to ruin things. It is like you burst right in to my dream here...damnit, dont you have some rubber to sell?
:yuk:

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:44 PM
I love to eat pie until they fall asleep.
But then I have to wash up and put on chap stick.
LMAO

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:44 PM
what are you doing here? geeeez you sure know how to ruin things. It is like you burst right in to my dream here...damnit, dont you have some rubber to sell?
:yuk:
LMAO.. he thinks he can do a better job :jawdrop: :idea:

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:44 PM
I already got it twice???
Guess I need something to wake me up now :D :jawdrop:
hmmm...what was that thread about the back door?
:rollside:

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:45 PM
LMAO.. he thinks he can do a better job :jawdrop: :idea:
You said it right, "he thinks" but we know...right? :D

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:46 PM
hmmm...what was that thread about the back door?
:rollside:
Ouch..yeah that'll wake anyone right up :D

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:47 PM
You said it right, "he thinks" but we know...right? :D
Hummm.. I don't know :(

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:47 PM
Ouch..yeah that'll wake anyone right up :D
See...the montzsta knows all.
:boxed:

FRENCHIE
09-09-2004, 09:48 PM
its all you Dmonsta....im out....'L' ;)

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:48 PM
Hummm.. I don't know :(
oh...now you are acting like you dont know? heh ... oh I know the tricks, you are just trying to find out again, good move.

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:48 PM
its all you Dmonsta....im out....'L' ;)
:cry: :cry: :cry:

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:49 PM
its all you Dmonsta....im out....'L' ;)
really? wow! thanks Frenchie, I owe ya one. :D

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:49 PM
oh...now you are acting like you dont know? heh ... oh I know the tricks, you are just trying to find out again, good move.
Exactly.. how'd you know??? :p

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:50 PM
really? wow! thanks Frenchie, I owe ya one. :D
I need to go too..Frenchies on his way over :jawdrop: :D :wink:

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:50 PM
:cry: :cry: :cry:
why are you crying? wipe your eyes...
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/wiggle.gif

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:50 PM
I need to go too..Frenchies on his way over :jawdrop: :D :wink:
What? make sure I am asleep before that.

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:51 PM
Exactly.. how'd you know??? :p
I know how you women work.

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:52 PM
What? make sure I am asleep before that.
LOL :D

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:52 PM
I know how you women work.
:idea:
We can trick ya sometimes ;)

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:54 PM
Night guys.. you made it to 5K :sqeyes: :p

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 09:54 PM
:idea:
We can trick ya sometimes ;)
yep, but guess what?
I got mine (5k) now how does it feel to be USED! ha! :D
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/iconsex-churnit.gif

FRENCHIE
09-09-2004, 09:55 PM
yep, but guess what?
I got mine (5k) now how does it feel to be USED! ha! :D
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/iconsex-churnit.gif
she was'nt used we set this whole thing up with you in the middle bro!!!! :hammer2: :p

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:55 PM
yep, but guess what?
I got mine (5k) now how does it feel to be USED! ha! :D
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/iconsex-churnit.gif
:( :cry: :cry: :cry:
Not good :(
Did you have fun though :idea:

Bre
09-09-2004, 09:56 PM
she was'nt used we set this whole thing up with you in the middle bro!!!! :hammer2: :p
Exactly.... he'll never get it...it's ok :devil:

IN2-IN2MX
09-09-2004, 10:00 PM
yep, but guess what?
I got mine (5k) now how does it feel to be USED! ha! :D
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/iconsex-churnit.gif
:eek: :( Aw, not nice. :hammerhea

Bre
09-09-2004, 10:02 PM
:eek: :( Aw, not nice. :hammerhea
You can help make me feel better though :idea:

IN2-IN2MX
09-09-2004, 10:03 PM
You can help make me feel better though :idea:
:D I'm on my way! :devil: :devil:

Bre
09-09-2004, 10:04 PM
:)

Jordy
09-09-2004, 10:28 PM
I only have one word for you two:
Pictures. :D

Bre
09-09-2004, 10:28 PM
I only have one word for you two:
Pictures. :D
:idea: Pictures can be a bad thing ;)

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 10:31 PM
she was'nt used we set this whole thing up with you in the middle bro!!!! :hammer2: :p
ugh, I feel like a fool.

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 10:32 PM
:( :cry: :cry: :cry:
Not good :(
Did you have fun though :idea:
oh yeah, everything is fun with you.
:eat:

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 10:32 PM
:eek: :( Aw, not nice. :hammerhea
Awww, I am a nice guy.

dmontzsta
09-09-2004, 10:33 PM
:idea: Pictures can be a bad thing ;)
never...

FRENCHIE
09-10-2004, 04:53 AM
Awww, I am a nice guy.
i gotta say i think dmonstra is an alright brotha!!! :D

dmontzsta
09-10-2004, 05:51 AM
i gotta say i think dmonstra is an alright brotha!!! :D
Thank you, and this means alot coming from a gigalo. :D

IN2-IN2MX
09-10-2004, 07:13 AM
Awww, I am a nice guy.
Ok, ok :p Since Frenchie is vouching for you... ;)

Pie Man
09-10-2004, 07:27 AM
Hense the name Pie Man.
Love that honey pie :rollside:

Keithb87
09-10-2004, 07:42 AM
It's all in the technique... the roll of the tounge while sucking on the ....
Weel you got it figured .... Right? :rollside: :devil: :rollside:

dmontzsta
09-10-2004, 08:23 AM
Ok, ok :p Since Frenchie is vouching for you... ;)
:D
I can be a dick though. :D

PlyaPlya22
09-10-2004, 09:15 AM
I think it was Nicolas Cage in snake eyes who said"I can eat a peach for hours".... well..for me....10 minutes of appetizers and I need an entree!
PlyaPlya22<======ultimate pie eating champion....licks belly buttons from the inside out :devil:

welk2party
09-10-2004, 11:18 AM
PlyaPlya22<======ultimate pie eating champion....licks belly buttons from the inside out :devil:
Now that is funny Plya!

IN2-IN2MX
09-10-2004, 11:41 AM
It's all in the technique... the roll of the tounge while sucking on the ....
Weel you got it figured .... Right? :rollside: :devil: :rollside:
Spelling out the letters of the alphabet with your tongue is fun too :devil:

hondajoey
09-10-2004, 05:00 PM
I love to 68 with my wife
She blows me and i owe her 1
:rollside:

dmontzsta
09-10-2004, 05:02 PM
Spelling out the letters of the alphabet with your tongue is fun too :devil:
I just noticed, you have a really long tongue, you might be good at it. :D
:lightsabe :mix:

IN2-IN2MX
09-10-2004, 05:05 PM
I wouldn't know :idea:

ratso
09-10-2004, 05:10 PM
I just noticed, you have a really long tongue, you might be good at it. :D
:lightsabe :mix:
...judging by the pic, she didn't like the taste of it... :D

dmontzsta
09-10-2004, 05:11 PM
I wouldn't know :idea:
ahhh, well the tongue can also work well for the other thread. That would be the BJ thread. :D

dmontzsta
09-10-2004, 05:11 PM
...judging by the pic, she didn't like the taste of it... :D
Yeah, she didnt like the taste of something, thats for sure.
Can you tell us what it was?

Kim Hanson
09-10-2004, 06:42 PM
That is my trade mark, get them squirming ( screaming, same thing ) and then go in for the " BJH ".......( . )( . )........... :D My tongue can do 50 mph! I GPS'ed it :D