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Three Days Only
09-10-2004, 09:25 PM
So here's how it goes......................
We are all partying at the Scope Poker Run on Friday night.
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Theres these two hot chicks, compliments of our friend JackPunx (it figures) that are at the party that night.
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As the night goes on, lets just say that a nameless person, we will call him JOHN from Howard Boats comes to hang out with all of us in the Lavey Craft Rig. Well of course Hefner and his Bunny had a brass pole in the center of the rig, and there was this hot chick dancing on it.
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Well as you can see from the picture below our nameless friend, start taking an interest in this exotic female and moves in closer.
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Now of course all of us, mostly me, are talking this nameless guy and his elephant size unit up, trying to help a brother out. Our exotic female friend makes a little and I mean alittle propostion to our nameless friend.
It goes like this. You give me 7" and I will do something for you right here, right now!!!!!! Well of course our nameless friend is right up there to take the challenge. After a minute or so our exotic female friend gets a tape measure and is standing next to our nameless associate who just cant seem to get it working, but he tries, and tries, and tries.
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With no luck he whips his limp non funtional unit around on the tape measure and fails to get the award of the night.
Soo sorry nameless one, but this just had to come out sooner or later!!!
Have a good day
Mike...........quick throw the man a tape measure, maybe he should start practicing for the next go around. Stage fright is a biatch
3DO

Dave C
09-11-2004, 10:17 AM
funny story.
at least your boy sacked up and gave it the ol' college try......
"stage fright"... thats funny!

XtrmWakeborder
09-11-2004, 10:26 AM
LOL funny shit 3DO love how you have all the pics laid out to the story..shouldnt you be at the lake?

Three Days Only
09-11-2004, 10:30 AM
I should be somewhere boating, but I cracked my port side lower unit at the scope poker run. Teague should have the boat all back together tuesday night / wednesday afternoon. Then its off to Hydrofest in Mission Bay.
Jeff

XtrmWakeborder
09-11-2004, 01:36 PM
I should be somewhere boating, but I cracked my port side lower unit at the scope poker run. Teague should have the boat all back together tuesday night / wednesday afternoon. Then its off to Hydrofest in Mission Bay.
Jeff
That sucks..good to hear it'll be back together for hydrofest though

Charley
09-12-2004, 05:36 PM
LMFAO.... I just don't know what to say

jackpunx
10-04-2004, 04:49 PM
that is really funny.. I never saw this thread.. LOL

unleashed
10-04-2004, 05:33 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, I saw that dude this weekend. He was way bummed you posted his photos with the story on the net. He definitly got the short end of the stick! :eek:
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :crossx:

Blingette
10-04-2004, 05:49 PM
He definitly got the short end of the stick! :eek:
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :crossx:
LMAO :messedup:

ADDICTED
10-05-2004, 07:21 AM
He was a littler butt hurt this weekend. I thought it was 5" and he was still 2" short.
At least thats what I heard? :rollside:

jackpunx
10-05-2004, 07:32 AM
He was a littler butt hurt this weekend. I thought it was 5" and he was still 2" short.
At least thats what I heard? :rollside:
Yep.. I heard 5" lol.. that was a funny night.. :D
and yea.. Nobody got his short ended stick that night :D

Three Days Only
10-05-2004, 11:06 AM
Good Times............ I wonder if I could ever step through the door at Howard Boats ever again????
Jeff

kidstuf
10-07-2004, 09:18 AM
i new that guy looked familiar... he rode with us in the havasu poker run... despite his alleged shortcomings :D , he seemed like a pretty cool guy...

Three Days Only
10-07-2004, 12:07 PM
i new that guy looked familiar... he rode with us in the havasu poker run... despite his alleged shortcomings :D , he seemed like a pretty cool guy...
He's a really nice guy, he just struck out with a really hot chick that night.
Jeff
What happened to the big monster 36' bagged Daytona at The Thunderboat Reggata. I saw you, but no boat!!!!!
Charley was with us, he was just head over heals that you where there. You should of seen him come running down to the docks saying "Herman, Herman Brandie's here. Ooh my god!!!!!" LOL :D

kidstuf
10-07-2004, 12:44 PM
He's a really nice guy, he just struck out with a really hot chick that night.
Jeff
What happened to the big monster 36' bagged Daytona at The Thunderboat Reggata. I saw you, but no boat!!!!!
Charley was with us, he was just head over heals that you where there. You should of seen him come running down to the docks saying "Herman, Herman Brandie's here. Ooh my god!!!!!" LOL :D
ya gotta give him credit for trying :D
the 36 is still not finished... we've just been really really busy and our customers boats are first in line, so it gets worked on when we have the time... now were just shooting for the ft. lauderdale boat show...
where did you guys watch the thunder boat races from?

CEO
10-07-2004, 08:54 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/985DSC00167-med.JPG
now that is a great picture

Three Days Only
10-12-2004, 04:38 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/985DSC00167-med.JPG
now that is a great picture
You can thank Jackpunx for that fabulous merchandise. The boy definitely knows how to get em done.
Jeff

Three Days Only
10-12-2004, 04:41 PM
Theres this one too. Alittle more for Hot Boat with the shocker
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/985DSC00168.JPG

HCB Bullet
10-13-2004, 09:21 AM
Yeah..... Johnny Havasu!!!!!!!!

jackpunx
10-13-2004, 09:24 AM
that was an intersting weekend... :D

CEO
10-13-2004, 02:26 PM
Theres this one too. Alittle more for Hot Boat with the shocker
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/985DSC00168.JPG
Thanks 3DO, I can't see real well anymore.

jackpunx
10-13-2004, 02:28 PM
thats why I opend my fingers for you.. :D