Why do we teach

[topless]

our children gay nursery rhymes? Whats up with Rub a dub dub three men in a tub?????? :supp: :supp:

[1stepcloser]

Yeah....:idea: :eek: LOL!

[racecar.hotshoe]

What about the one that says yo ho blow the man down. :D

[topless]

One mother goose nursery rhyme is called In The Spring I Look Gay......lmao!!!
:jawdrop:

[ratso]

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children that her uterus fell out...
Stole that from Sam Kinison. :D

[ratso]

...or was it ...umm...what's his name???

[Keithb87]

...or was it ...umm...what's his name???
Andrew "Dice" Clay

[Keithb87]

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
eating a pizza pie
He shit pepperoni
blew his freind Tony
and wiped his mouth on his tie

[Keithb87]

Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone
of his own :D

[Keithb87]

Mary Mary quite contrary.....
Trim that P**** it's too damn hairy :D

[MsDrmr]

what about " and the dish ran away with the spoon"

[Keithb87]

Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her tuffit
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
and said
"WHAT'S IN THE BOWL BITCH??" :D
Sorry I was bored. I'll stop now.

[topless]

Here's another real on........It too is gay
Little Tommy Tittlemouse
Lived in a little house;
He caught fishes
In other mens' ditches.

[Krazy K]

Little Jack Horner, Sat in a corner...
He had a square butt!! AHA HA HA HA HA HA

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

there once was a man from nantucket.
who had a dick so long he could suck it..
he said with a grin
while rubbing his chin
if my ass was a **** I'd fu ck it.. :)

[bocco]

there once was a man from nantucket.
who had a dick so long he could suck it..
he said with a grin
while rubbing his chin
if my ass was a **** I'd fu ck it.. :)
He said with a groan as he sucked on his own if my ear was a cu nt I could fu ck it.

[JB in so cal]

Hickory, Dickory, Dock...