Ladies what is your favorite pickup line

[hondajoey]

that works
You come here often?
doesnt work for picking up chicks anymore for me

[Kilrtoy]

Sure I would like that big ole diamond

[Mandelon]

Try "How much?" Tell me if it works... :rollside:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

why does everything have to be money.. some of us women make more then men.. so then what do you say..
"Hey Baby, you gonna buy me dinner and sweep me off my feet.." :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LMAO!! Jamie used that one.. :p

[welk2party]

I generally used the approach.. Hello! usually works for me. Got my wife that way.

[79miller]

Here's a couple that crack me up:
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
Wanna get some pizza and f*ck? What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

[hondajoey]

Here's a couple that crack me up:
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
Wanna get some pizza and f*ck? What's wrong, you don't like pizza?
Nice

[hondajoey]

How about
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by agian

[Mrs. Restless22]

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me. :D

[elmer]

ah ah ah
are dem space pants? Cuz they makes yer azz look outta dis world ! ! !
It woeks good fer me..

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

ah ah ah
are dem space pants? Cuz they makes yer azz look outta dis world ! ! !
It woeks good fer me..
where's bugs.. ;)

[elmer]

In me pants
be chews n a carrat.....

[elmer]

I done did tatn
Problem were she had herdself a gernad.........
OUCH
Lucky it were a lil n

[Mrs. Restless22]

I done did tatn
Problem were she had herdself a gernad.........
OUCH
Lucky it were a lil n
:confused:
WTF did you just say???

[Kilrtoy]

:confused:
WTF did you just say???
That is even funnier than what he tried to say

[elmer]

:confused:
WTF did you just say???
wha u dun unnerstan me?
u's neadin a bath?
I ill waush yer errs

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

she had herself a grinade..
lucky it was a little one..

[elmer]

she had herself a grinade..
lucky it was a little one..
well dough
dats wert I said...
someun in hair koes what eyes said......
GEZZZZ

[Mrs. Restless22]

wha u dun unnerstan me?
u's neadin a bath?
I ill waush yer errs
Do you have a rabbit fetish?

[elmer]

yup
eyes licks to shoots em
en eats em 2
thems furs is niceeeeeee

[Mrs. Restless22]

yup
eyes licks to shoots em
en eats em 2
thems furs is niceeeeeee
Are you also a midget?? :D

[elmer]

nupe eyes is over
4 feets up in da air

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

well dough
dats wert I said...
someun in hair koes what eyes said......
GEZZZZ
ROTFLMAO.. this is too funny..
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your suppose to be huntin wabbits.. :shift:

[elmer]

eyes kant finds em in da nights....
dues ya knoes where 1 is?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

eyes kant finds em in da nights....
dues ya knoes where 1 is?
empty your pockets and pull them out.. I'm sure you can find one there. :D

[elmer]

dueh dats knot a wabbit
dats an maleifaunt

[Mrs. Restless22]

maleifaunt
HUH :confused:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

dueh dats knot a wabbit
dats an maleifaunt
well at night thats the only thing that will come close to what you are looking for.. but be careful.. I heard they spit.. :2purples: :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

HUH :confused:
penis. :2purples:

[FRENCHIE]

penis. :2purples:
Goodnight MRsV friend of a friend!!! ;) :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Goodnight MRsV friend of a friend!!! ;) :D
good night sweetie.. :p

[elmer]

whos wannas see me gun?

[OGShocker]

whos wannas see me gun?
HOLY HELL! HOSS is back!!!! RUN!!!

[Mrs. Restless22]

How the fock do you understand him???
Did you grow up in the ghettlow??LOL :D :p

[hondajoey]

elmer is killing my pickup line thread

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

How the fock do you understand him???
Did you grow up in the ghettlow??LOL :D :p
close to it.. yeppers.. I reckin ai deed.. :D

[OGShocker]

How the fock do you understand him???
Did you grow up in the ghettlow??LOL :D :p
That is redneckebonics. I spent a little time in the South in my day.. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

That is redneckebonics. I spent a little time in the South in my day.. :D
my side of the family is from.. Oklahoma.. :2purples:

[OGShocker]

elmer is killing my pickup line thread
Back to it...............
Nice shoes, wanna fock :wink:

[elmer]

haires me gun
sumtimes it hrts me whin eye shoots it http://i17.ebayimg.com/03/i/02/5f/e4/d7_1.JPG

[OGShocker]

my side of the family is from.. Oklahoma.. :2purples:
Don't tell everyone... :D :jawdrop:

[Mrs. Restless22]

haires me gun
sumtimes it hrts me whin eye shoots it http://i17.ebayimg.com/03/i/02/5f/e4/d7_1.JPG
Now thats funny right there! :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

haires me gun
sumtimes it hrts me whin eye shoots it http://i17.ebayimg.com/03/i/02/5f/e4/d7_1.JPG
LMAO!! :D

[elmer]

me duddy only shooted it 1 times

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Don't tell everyone... :D :jawdrop:
yep.. I just incerted my foot in my mouth.. LOL!! :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

me duddy only shooted it 1 times
Have you shot it.. :rollside: deed duddyshow u haw tushoot et

[OGShocker]

yep.. I just incerted my foot in my mouth.. LOL!! :D
OK, I need to see you do that at OP6C... :eek: :crossx:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

OK, I need to see you do that at OP6C... :eek: :crossx:
I can but I'm not going to this one. :eek:

[elmer]

eyes shld goes en sowers now
eyes is smellin
thinkn me nuts is swheete..///..
shold i stays or goes?

[OGShocker]

I can but I'm not going to this one. :eek:
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:(

[beyondhelpin]

How about.................Have you ever had your p***y eaten till you pass out?!
Only used it once..........One shot one kill!!!!!!!!!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

eyes shld goes en sowers now
eyes is smellin
thinkn me nuts is swheete..///..
shold i stays or goes?
well we don't need you stinkin up the joint.. so maybe you should.. LOL!! :smile:

[elmer]

pops ony shooted it 1 times
he were a bester shot n me

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

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:(
next time.. :p

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

pops ony shooted it 1 times
he were a bester shot n me
yah I guess so.. your still here and he's gone.. ;)

[elmer]

mes had a cow 1 times she did dat 1 time
we kilt er
had hoof n moouth

[OGShocker]

next time.. :p
We're going to miss the Hairless Kitty......and the boat too. :devil:

[elmer]

useded a deffernt gun dogh.......

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

mes had a cow 1 times she did dat 1 time
we kilt er
had hoof n moouth
LOL!! well I don't have one of those but my foot is real big.. :supp:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

We're going to miss the Hairless Kitty......and the boat too. :devil:
LOL!! we will be out again before summer is over.. maybe we could do dinner.. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

useded a deffernt gun dogh.......
what kind was it.. :p

[elmer]

cen me seas yer feets
whats a hairless kitty................ canya lemme see yers???

[elmer]

it wers a 1 that did BANG
were easy dogh da cow were only on 3 feets
had da 1 in er mouth

[Mandelon]

How you doin? ;) In my best Italian Joey from "Friends" voice..... ;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

cen me seas yer feets
whats a hairless kitty................ canya lemme see yers???
LOL!! just go shave bugs and you will have a hairless kitty.. very similiar anyway.. and my feet are ugly so that is a no.. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

it wers a 1 that did BANG
were easy dogh da cow were only on 3 feets
had da 1 in er mouth
oh.. and what is the one you have now.. does it do bang too. :p

[Mrs. Restless22]

cen me seas yer feets
whats a hairless kitty................ canya lemme see yers???
this is getting creepy!

[OGShocker]

LOL!! we will be out again before summer is over.. maybe we could do dinner.. :D
That would be great! Wait, with or without our better halves? Still a good idea either way. ;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

this is getting creepy!
LOL!! you have to picture the real screen name and go with the flow.. :wink: :wink:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

That would be great! Wait, with or without our better halves? Still a good idea either way. ;)
LOL!! well if they want to come.. which I'm sure they would.. :D

[elmer]

oh.. and what is the one you have now.. does it do bang too. :p
yep it shore due.....
why dis creapy ??
whet matter? :2purples:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

yep it shore due.....
why dis creapy ??
whet matter? :2purples:
you have a foot fetish and you have never seena hairless kitty.. :hammer2:

[elmer]

LOL!! you have to picture the real screen name and go with the flow.. :wink: :wink:
Huh?
I knows ya dunt knew me.....

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Huh?
I knows ya dunt knew me.....
of course I do.. you just don't know me.. :idea: :supp:

[Mrs. Restless22]

:jawdrop: :D of course I do.. you just don't know me.. :idea: :supp:

[elmer]

eyes truly dunt knew ya
eyes is news

[elmer]

:jawdrop: :D
yas dunt knew me yat?
does ya wanna? :rolleyes:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

eyes truly dunt knew ya
eyes is news
yah thats what I said.. but I know you.. :cool:

[elmer]

nope yas dunt

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

nope yas dunt
sure I do.. :p

[elmer]

nupe
yas dunt
ya mights thin so but yer nots right...... :cool:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

nupe
yas dunt
ya mights thin so but yer nots right...... :cool:
well aren't you elmer and you huntin wabbits.. :rollside:

[Mrs. Restless22]

This is making me dizzy :220v: :messedup:

[elmer]

yaep weres a wabbits at
eyes wanna shots 1 er 3
eyes seas hary kittys buts not none hair less
shoe me urines>?>

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LOL!! grab ahold of Ron and he'll straighten you out.. :p

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

yaep weres a wabbits at
eyes wanna shots 1 er 3
eyes seas hary kittys buts not none hair less
shoe me urines>?>
LMAO!! urines are at the gynocologist office.. you need a sample.. :p

[elmer]

huh?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

huh?
now I got you spinnin the reels.. LOL!! :rollside:

[elmer]

eyes is tered
and ma is got da show er goin
eyes gonna show er now
wanna git wet wit me?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

eyes is tered
and ma is got da show er goin
eyes gonna show er now
wanna git wet wit me?
no thanks.. but you did mention you needed a shower .. so maybe you should take one before hittin up ma :shift:

[elmer]

eyes dun hit me ma
dun be sillys
shed beats me ifn i hit er......
is ya aascard o me ??

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

eyes dun hit me ma
dun be sillys
shed beats me ifn i hit er......
is ya aascard o me ??
no I'm not scared of you.. it's a good thing you don't hit yer ma.. but don't you call the wife ma back where you come from.. :rollside:

[elmer]

heels i aint mauied......

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

heels i aint mauied......
well is that why you live with ma.. and she draws the bath for ya. :D

[elmer]

well is that why you live with ma.. and she draws the bath for ya. :D
gezzz ma dunt draws nawh baths..... she caint hold a pen no mow
eyes said show er ya knew the 1 ya stand in in the water falls on ya
gezzzzzzz
whers you from girl?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

well elmer.. I think you need a shower and I need my beauty sleep.. and alot of it.. so I'm hittin the hey.. it was great talking to you.. and remember.. the early hunter always catches the wabbit.. ;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

gezzz ma dunt draws nawh baths..... she caint hold a pen no mow
eyes said show er ya knew the 1 ya stand in in the water falls on ya
gezzzzzzz
whers you from girl?
LMAO!! so you need to step out side so ma can pull the chain for the bucket .. :D

[elmer]

yous cen stay up long time
yer perty eyes seas yer pictres

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

yous cen stay up long time
yer perty eyes seas yer pictres
I don't think I have any pics that show my eyes.. what are you lookin at.. but thanks for the compliment.. :smile:

[elmer]

k eyes shuld go now
Reba is on the tonight show eyes licks her

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

k eyes shuld go now
Reba is on the tonight show eyes licks her
LOL!! have a good night elmer.. thanks for the chat and the laughs.. :D :D

[elmer]

I don't think I have any pics that show my eyes.. what are you lookin at.. but thanks for the compliment.. :smile:
I weer lookn at yer eyes till I seas you in that kininy thingy
thin i was lookin at sumtin else

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I weer lookn at yer eyes till I seas you in that kininy thingy
thin i was lookin at sumtin else
LOL!! good night elmer.. :p

[elmer]

night maam
i like ya in da kinniy thingy

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

thank you.. sweet dreams.. I'm off to bed. ;)

[elmer]

take me??

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

take me??
LOL!! you are to far away and you need to get up early to catch Bugs.. ;)

[elmer]

wht ifn me is closer??

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

wht ifn me is closer??
hmmmmm.. :jawdrop:

[beyondhelpin]

my side of the family is from.. Oklahoma.. :2purples:
So what wrong with that?!

[Keithb87]

I can't believe he spun that that long :jawdrop:
What was this thread about anyway??
Oh yeah.. pickup lines....
There is a party in my pants and I'd like you to come... :D

[Desert Rat]

That must be the all time thread jacking. It started out good and went south real fast :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

http://www.chevrolet.com/i/bg/bowtie_home.gifLIKE A ROCK,OH SORRY NOT THAT KIND OF PICKUP. :D

[FMluvswater]

that works
You come here often?
doesnt work for picking up chicks anymore for me
"Hey what's wrong? Where'd your smile go?"
Hoo boy, I gots good memories associated with that one! :cool:

[Froggystyle]

The good news is, this thread gave me my first person to put on my ignore list...
:cool:

[elmer]

hows bout
jus ths un
HOWWWW DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
eyes wanna stuff yous and mount yer ass......
YEEEE HAWWWW DOGGIEEEE!!!!

[FMluvswater]

Well it might work ... :D
Excuse me do you know the definition of pan dic u lator?

[Keithb87]

Excuse me do you know the definition of pan dic u lator?
I tried to look it up and I came up with Nothing... What's it mean? :confused:

[Red Eye]

Here's a couple that crack me up:
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
Wanna get some pizza and f*ck? What's wrong, you don't like pizza?
I have a variation for that one by substituting pizza for apples... or
"Hey do you like apples?" "Me too, let's f*ck"

[FMluvswater]

I tried to look it up and I came up with Nothing... What's it mean? :confused:
Main Entry: pan·dic·u·la·tion
Pronunciation: pan-"dik-y&-'lA-sh&n
Function: noun
: a stretching and stiffening especially of the trunk and extremities (as when fatigued and drowsy or after waking from sleep)
pandiculation
\Pan*dic`u*la"tion\, n. [L. pandiculari to stretch one's self, fr. pandere to spread out.] A stretching and stiffening of the trunk and extremities, as when fatigued and drowsy.
I just figured someone who experiences pandiculation is a pandiculator, no? :D
And the word has interesting components ... ahh fuggit :rollside: look I make leaps in logic and odd associations with things all the time. :rolleyes: It made sense in my own mind. :p

[dicudmore]

hey baby,you wanta play war? i'll lay down and you blow me to hell :D
you been drinkin' bud???
Thats a bunch of good ones in a row :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

"I don't know how to tell you this,, but I want to be on you". :rollside:

[MAINEVENT]

How about these;
"Wow its cold out huh, mind if i jump inside you"
Hey mother want another....I aint afraid to be your lover"
My legs are tired....cuz you've been running through my mind all day"
Baby your a 7 but if you sleep with me you migth become a ten "
Hey nice shoes....wanna f u c k"
I usaully just "Hey whats up???" :) worked with Co
but i really like this one
"Can do you with my 12inches and make it hurt.....ok then i do you twice and sock you in the jaw :2purples:

[hondajoey]

Wow this thread took a strange turn 130 posts and only 7 related to the question.
good times, good times