Your a loser..and I have had enough of your shit!

[hoolign]

_______________ :mad: because you are so___________, we are forced to read your posts about_____________ and to be honest ..I think we are all sick of it. So why don't you take your __________, shove it up your ______________and leave us in peace. Bench racers is supposed to be about_____________, not_____________ you fag!
Signed ______________ :mad:
a generic complaint form for bench racers :D

[lucky]

_Maxi :mad: because you are sofaggish , we are forced to read your posts aboutsausage gulpin and to be honest ..I think we are all sick of it. So why don't you take your manhood , shove it up your boyfriends ass and leave us in peace. Bench racers is supposed to be about fur burpin , notcock coughin .
Signed JET BOAT SECTION :mad:
a generic complaint form for bench racers :D
:rolleyes: lol

[hoolign]

:rolleyes: lol
Ahhh works good i see :D

[pixilatedpussy]

LMFAO! :crossx: :p

[Roland the Fisherman]

Very well done, a great time saver! Two small suggestions however, it would be much more versatile if you worked fag in there somewhere, and more believable it a few words were miss speld. :wink:

[Kim Hanson]

_396 spitting shit because you are so lame ass, we are forced to read your posts about your gay talk here and to be honest ..I think we are all sick of it. So why don't you take your slow Jet Boat and shove it up your 460 just gettin it's arse and leave us in peace. Bench racers is supposed to be about talking shit, not talking about inadequate penis size with the Jet Boat thing
Signed ...........( . )( . )........... :p
It might work, we will see fishing has been bad latley! Rex, does my old password still work :p

[hoolign]

Very well done, a great time saver! Two small suggestions however, it would be much more versatile if you worked fag in there somewhere, and more believable it a few words were miss speld. :wink:
Ok Rolly...I'll fix it!

[Roland the Fisherman]

_UCLAhater you dumbass :mad: because you are so lazy and can't hold a job___________, we are forced to read your posts about_your wife sleep'n around town to turn earn a buck____________ and to be honest ..I think we are all sick of it. So why don't you take your _none finnished flattie_________, shove it up your none rent earning wife pimp'n ass______________and leave us in peace. Bench racers is supposed to be about_uhhhh... cool stuff____________, not_uhhh un-cool stuff,____________ you fag!
Signed your friend, Roland_____________ :mad:
a generic complaint form for bench racers :D
Have a nice day. :)

[hoolign]

Have a nice day. :)
Hmm ..I see a problem developing already, all this hate...and it's all going to be "originally posted" by me :D

[Roland the Fisherman]

? I put a smiley face thingy at the end. :confused:

[Kim Hanson]

? I put a smiley face thingy at the end. :confused:
You didn't swear once, what the hell is up with that :p .........( . )( . )........Hater has a wife ? No way, bullshit is up.. :p

[Roland the Fisherman]

[QUOTE=Kim Hanson]You didn't swear once, what the hell is up with that :p .........( . )( . )........
I'm a gentleman Kim. Cursing at him would be rude.

[hoolign]

[QUOTE=Kim Hanson]You didn't swear once, what the hell is up with that :p .........( . )( . )........
I'm a gentleman Kim. Cursing at him would be rude.
What?? Kim, when you told me to sign up on this site ..you said "swearing is mandatory" you fukkin liar! :mad:

[Kim Hanson]

[QUOTE=Kim Hanson]You didn't swear once, what the hell is up with that :p .........( . )( . )........
I'm a gentleman Kim. Cursing at him would be rude.
Hell no Steve , that's Bench Racer talk :p You have to throw in a few swears or they think you are JetBoat Shit, those boys couldn't talk nasty if there girlfriend was doing Ob eddie :p .......( . )( . ).........

[Kim Hanson]

What?? Kim, when you told me to sign up on this site ..you said "swearing is mandatory" you fukkin liar! :mad:
What the F uck, you know the way around swears :p ........( . )( . )......

[hoolign]

What the F uck, you know the way around swears :p ........( . )( . )......
You can bet Marcies tits on that! :D

[Kim Hanson]

You can bet Marcies tits on that! :D
No shit, home boy! ............( . )( . )......... :p

[Kachina26]

Most people probably think they already know all they need to know about Hoolign, but I have some new information to bring to light. Let me begin by citing a range of examples from the public sphere. For starters, I cringe at the thought of how Hoolign might some day caricature and stereotype people from other cultures. Whatever weight we accord to that fact, we may be confident that I recently heard him tell a bunch of people that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that he should be even slightly inconvenienced. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. His criticisms of my letters have never successfully disproved a single fact I ever presented. Instead, Hoolign's criticisms are based solely on his emotions and gut reactions. Well, I refuse to get caught up in his "I think … I believe … I feel" game.
Hoolign's tendentious antics leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through starvation and disease. Are these children his enemies? A complete answer to that question would take more space than I can afford, so I'll have to give you a simplified answer. For starters, he argues that I am fastidious for wanting to reinforce the contentions of all reasonable people and confute those of the most corrupt rascals you'll ever see. I should point out that this is almost the same argument that was made against Copernicus and Galileo almost half a millennium ago. It would stand to reason that it's easy for armchair philosophers to theorize about Hoolign and about hypothetical solutions to our Hoolign problem. It's an entirely more difficult matter, however, when one considers that his lies come in many forms. Some of his lies are in the form of bruta fulmina. Others are in the form of perorations. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion. I should add parenthetically that his long-term goals are complete drivel. I put that observation into this letter just to let you see that the "freedom" that he is always so keen to talk about is a sheep's freedom to choose the patch of grass in which it will graze while growing wool and mutton for its owners. The best example of this, culled from many, would have to be the time he tried to turn once-flourishing neighborhoods into zones of violence, decay, and moral disregard. I am astonished by how little integrity and good judgment Hoolign possesses. Why is that relevant to this letter? Because Hoolign's eccentricity is surpassed only by his vanity. And his vanity is surpassed only by his empty theorizing. (Remember his theory that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life?)
It is true that whenever I ponder over the meanings and implications of Hoolign's uncompromising strictures, I feel little peace, but throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to punish him for his invidious ideologies and those who wish to extract obscene salaries and profits from corporations that play the blame game. Naturally, Hoolign belongs to the latter category. By the same token, "Hoolign" has now become part of my vocabulary. Whenever I see someone require religious services around the world to begin with "Hoolign is great; Hoolign is good; we thank Hoolign for our daily food", I tell him or her to stop "Hoolign-ing". I frequently wish to tell him that this is sufficiently illustrated by the ridicule with which his credos are treated by everyone other than intrusive Hoolign clones. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. Help me make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of Hoolign's bromides. Join your hands with mine in this, the greatest cause of our time.

[hoolign]

For 3 bucks I can sign a copy for you! :)

[Kim Hanson]

For 3 bucks I can sign a copy for you! :)
What the hell did he say :p It sure sounded like alot of Blaa Blaa blaa and some of that Yadaa yadda shit.........( . )( . ).......... :p

[One Eyed Jack]

its his tendentious bromides
that chap my bruta fulmina
his invidious perambulations
are entirely another matter

[Kim Hanson]

its his tendentious bromides
that chap my bruta fulmina
his invidious perambulations
are entirely another matter
Im not even going into this one...........( . )( . )........... :yuk:

[Kachina26]

Im not even going into this one...........( . )( . )........... :yuk:
You'd need a dictionary to get into 'that one' :D
Fag

[LUVNLIFE]

I filled my form out and sent it to the proper authorities for review.

[hoolign]

You'd need a dictionary to get into 'that one' :D
Fag
Please use the above form :D

[lucky]

Most people probably think they already know all they need to know about Hoolign, but I have some new information to bring to light. Let me begin by citing a range of examples from the public sphere. For starters, I cringe at the thought of how Hoolign might some day caricature and stereotype people from other cultures. Whatever weight we accord to that fact, we may be confident that I recently heard him tell a bunch of people that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that he should be even slightly inconvenienced. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. His criticisms of my letters have never successfully disproved a single fact I ever presented. Instead, Hoolign's criticisms are based solely on his emotions and gut reactions. Well, I refuse to get caught up in his "I think … I believe … I feel" game.
Hoolign's tendentious antics leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through starvation and disease. Are these children his enemies? A complete answer to that question would take more space than I can afford, so I'll have to give you a simplified answer. For starters, he argues that I am fastidious for wanting to reinforce the contentions of all reasonable people and confute those of the most corrupt rascals you'll ever see. I should point out that this is almost the same argument that was made against Copernicus and Galileo almost half a millennium ago. It would stand to reason that it's easy for armchair philosophers to theorize about Hoolign and about hypothetical solutions to our Hoolign problem. It's an entirely more difficult matter, however, when one considers that his lies come in many forms. Some of his lies are in the form of bruta fulmina. Others are in the form of perorations. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion. I should add parenthetically that his long-term goals are complete drivel. I put that observation into this letter just to let you see that the "freedom" that he is always so keen to talk about is a sheep's freedom to choose the patch of grass in which it will graze while growing wool and mutton for its owners. The best example of this, culled from many, would have to be the time he tried to turn once-flourishing neighborhoods into zones of violence, decay, and moral disregard. I am astonished by how little integrity and good judgment Hoolign possesses. Why is that relevant to this letter? Because Hoolign's eccentricity is surpassed only by his vanity. And his vanity is surpassed only by his empty theorizing. (Remember his theory that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life?)
It is true that whenever I ponder over the meanings and implications of Hoolign's uncompromising strictures, I feel little peace, but throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to punish him for his invidious ideologies and those who wish to extract obscene salaries and profits from corporations that play the blame game. Naturally, Hoolign belongs to the latter category. By the same token, "Hoolign" has now become part of my vocabulary. Whenever I see someone require religious services around the world to begin with "Hoolign is great; Hoolign is good; we thank Hoolign for our daily food", I tell him or her to stop "Hoolign-ing". I frequently wish to tell him that this is sufficiently illustrated by the ridicule with which his credos are treated by everyone other than intrusive Hoolign clones. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. Help me make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of Hoolign's bromides. Join your hands with mine in this, the greatest cause of our time.
It took me 10 minutes to speed read ? and not one mention of "fag"

[Roland the Fisherman]

It took me 10 minutes to speed read ? and not one mention of "fag"
BLASPHEMY! Plain and simple.

[MAXIMUS]

Just another canned message for those who cant think four themselfs n shiat... I prefer my own wrighting as it defines who I raelly am! Oh yea and lucky your a phag! :rolleyes:

[Kim Hanson]

Just another canned message for those who cant think four themselfs n shiat... I prefer my own wrighting as it defines who I raelly am! Oh yea and lucky your a phag! :rolleyes:
Yo buss dis. I be tryin to say dis all along, read between de lines ****ers..........( . )( . )......ain't you ****in understan' Engrish? Sheeit! :p

[hoolign]

MAxi :mad: because you are soLiterate, we are forced to read your posts aboutNothing Important and to be honest ..I think we are all sick of it. So why don't you take your Keyboard, shove it up your Hard driveand leave us in peace. Bench racers is supposed to be aboutfollowing protocol, notyour indiscretions you fag!
Signed bench racers :mad:
a generic complaint form for bench racers :D
:rollside:

[lucky]

Ya i guess i am a fag ! as i too, didn't make it on the dvd ! -- learn to suck sausage - :cool:

[Roland the Fisherman]

:rollside:
LOL! :p