Things Not to Say During Sex

[MagicMtnDan]

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[Kilrtoy]

Hey, my friends were right! you are good!
Said that and heard that one

[WUTWZAT]

Can you slide this way, I think your outta frame Paris.
Thats hot.....

[1978 Rogers]

Honey, I think your getting a couple dipples on you Ass.

[RiverOtter]

Never tell your wife "this is how my girlfriend likes it"

[FRENCHIE]

Never tell your wife "this is how my girlfriend likes it"
" I GOTTA FART!" :yuk: :rolleyes: :p

[FMluvswater]

I think I'm gonna puk (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/puke1.gif) ... damn. Sorry honey.

[RiverOtter]

" I GOTTA FART!" :yuk: :rolleyes: :p
"Did You Just Fart???"

[jeepinscott]

You don't sweat much for a fat girl!

[RiverOtter]

Wait.... Let me got get the flour. :yuk:

[PlyaPlya22]

What's that smell?

[slink]

"I sure miss your daughter"

[79miller]

Slow down, I smell rubber burning...

[Kilrtoy]

What's that smell?
Then you follow up with
YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS TO THE DOCTOR SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG DOWN THERE AND DOUCHE AINT WORKING FOR YA

[MagicMtnDan]

Ever do it in the dark and notice you're making her all kinds of wet only to have a "red surprise" when you turn on the lights? :eek: :2purples:

[PlyaPlya22]

Then you follow up with
YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS TO THE DOCTOR SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG DOWN THERE AND DOUCHE AINT WORKING FOR YA
That's wehn you kick her in the ass and say I don't get down like that. You need to get the hell up outta here!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

damn you guys are mean. what makes you guys think you don't smell.. :yuk: :notam:

[BarryMac]

"I'll get the shim kit..."
Come back with a ham, shove it in and pull out the bone...
"Now I can feel the sides..."
gjb

[racecar.hotshoe]

Your sister likes it this way too! :2purples: