Things That Are Always Funny

[LUVNLIFE]

Does anyone else have things that they think are always funny. There are things that I see time and time again that always make me LMAO. Heres three of them.
1 A fat chick eating a donut.
2 Two guys riding on a motorcyle (gay)
3 A midget running.
I have some more but I'll see how the thread goes. :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

Drunk chicks on pogo sticks..... :D

[DEEZ NUTTS]

Next time your out and about have a left handed throwing contest. Better when drunk. Nothin funnier than watching your friends throw like a girl.

[Jungle Boy]

1. People driving the wrong way on a oneway street.
2. Ripping past a lake boat in a tin jetboat. :)

[DEEZ NUTTS]

Farts!!!

[racecar.hotshoe]

Farting in the tub..

[Floored]

fat chick eating donut with a diet soda! :idea:

[racecar.hotshoe]

People chumming over the side of fishing boats..

[racecar.hotshoe]

Fat girls in thongs.

[racecar.hotshoe]

Wait thats not funny its sick..

[FMluvswater]

if someone snorts when they are laughing out loud especially if it seems quite a random oopsy and they try to stop cuz they're embarassed but they can't ... it just snowballs from there :D
clumsiness a la slapstick (only if they don't get hurt I mean)
when kids come out with adult comebacks quite out of context but it still fits the situation
watching a cat "hunt" a piece of string ... it seems so absurd that they don't know it's a freaking piece of string! :D
great topic LUVNLIFE :cool:

[uvindex]

Dog humping somebody's leg, especially if the person being humped is all prim and proper.
Dogs "doing it" in public -- the expressions on their faces always crack me up.
:D

[UnionJack]

After humping "air release"

[RiverOtter]

Male nudity.

[LUVNLIFE]

Dog humping somebody's leg, especially if the person being humped is all prim and proper.
Dogs "doing it" in public -- the expressions on their faces always crack me up.
:D
That is classic, dogs doin it in public :cool:

[clownpuncher]

Dog humping somebody's leg, especially if the person being humped is all prim and proper.
Dogs "doing it" in public -- the expressions on their faces always crack me up.
:D
There's a great beach store in Parker. They sell lots of suits, clothes, wake boards etc. While shopping there one day with my wife, I wandered towards the rear of the store. Laying in the back was a cute bulldog that obviously belonged to someone working in the store. I called him over and pet him. He seemed to like it and begged for the attention. I gathered that he didn't get much attn from the shoppers because of his mean looks.
Anyhow, after a minute of two of petting I decided to go walk around a bit as my wife shopped. Well this cute little dog decided that he wanted a little more than petting from me. As I walked away, he mounted my leg and went to town. I started to laugh my ass off and pushed him off with my knee. This happened about three times before I figured this was one horny mo-fo and my right leg looked like the poodle that dumped him a week earlier.
I have a ton of experience with dogs so I managed to make him leave me alone......only for a minute. He continued to follow me and every time I stopped to look at whatever he mounted and humped his brain out. Then I started to get a little pissed. I couldn't smack him in public and I sure as hell wasn't gonna let him drop his load on my new sandles.
Thinking of a way to get back at the dog was easy. I decided to let him hump me just long enough, right to the breaking point, then push him off my leg. He did this about six or seven times. By this time he's looking at me as if to say...."Come on man, I was ALMOST there!!!!" Every time I pushed him off his nails would leave scratches on my leg.
After about ten minutes of fun I'd had enough. I let him mount my leg one more time then dragged him up into the wakeboard room, with him humping the whole time. I was laughing my ass off.
Once in the board room, I grabbed a wakeboard and decided that it would fit across the width of the opening of the room. Dog's still humping and seemed to be coming to a finish. I was laughing under my breath so hard I could barely hang onto the board. Just when I thought he was gonna lose his load on me I pushed him off, blocked the opening of the room with the board and jumped over it into freedom. The dog was too short/frustrated to jump over it. Plus, he surely woulda smacked his pee pee on the board if he tried to jump it.
I took a few steps and looked back. The dog was walking in cirlces, humping air and looking at me with loving eyes, saying "please mister, just ten more seconds". I'm LOL at this point.
I walked up to my wife and said "honey, time to go" Looking at the scratches on my leg she said "how'd you scratch your leg?" I'll tell you on the way home.
EDIT - To all animal lovers. Please don't hit me with negative rep. Well, I guess you can. Honestly, I love dogs and have trained thousands in the past twenty years. This was just one persistent and horny mo-fo :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

Arm farts in church...

[racecar.hotshoe]

There's a great beach store in Parker. They sell lots of suits, clothes, wake boards etc. While shopping there one day with my wife, I wandered towards the rear of the store. Laying in the back was a cute bulldog that obviously belonged to someone working in the store. I called him over and pet him. He seemed to like it and begged for the attention. I gathered that he didn't get much attn from the shoppers because of his mean looks.
Anyhow, after a minute of two of petting I decided to go walk around a bit as my wife shopped. Well this cute little dog decided that he wanted a little more than petting from me. As I walked away, he mounted my leg and went to town. I started to laugh my ass off and pushed him off with my knee. This happened about three times before I figured this was one horny mo-fo and my right leg looked like the poodle that dumped him a week earlier.
I have a ton of experience with dogs so I managed to make him leave me alone......only for a minute. He continued to follow me and every time I stopped to look at whatever he mounted and humped his brain out. Then I started to get a little pissed. I couldn't smack him in public and I sure as hell wasn't gonna let him drop his load on my new sandles.
Thinking of a way to get back at the dog was easy. I decided to let him hump me just long enough, right to the breaking point, then push him off my leg. He did this about six or seven times. By this time he's looking at me as if to say...."Come on man, I was ALMOST there!!!!" Every time I pushed him off his nails would leave scratches on my leg.
After about ten minutes of fun I'd had enough. I let him mount my leg one more time then dragged him up into the wakeboard room, with him humping the whole time. I was laughing my ass off.
Once in the board room, I grabbed a wakeboard and dicided that it would fit across the width of the opening of the room. Dog's still humping and seemed to be coming to a finish. I was laughing under my breath so hard I could barely hang onto the board. Just when I thought he was gonna lose his load on me I pushed him off, blocked the opening of the room with the board and jumped over it into freedom.
I took a few steps and looked back. The dog was walking in cirlces, humping air and looking at me with loving eyes, saying "please mister, just ten more seconds". I'm LOL at this point.
I walked up to my wife and said "honey, time to go" Looking at the sctratches on my leg she said "how'd you sctrach your leg?" I'll tell you on the way home.Thats funny..

[LUVNLIFE]

C-mon you couldn't rub one out for him :eek: :D

[clownpuncher]

C-mon you couldn't rub one out for him :eek: :D
I would have, but, I'm married :D

[LUVNLIFE]

How about when the stripper is scrambling around on all fours naked grabbing her dollar bills. :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

How about when the stripper is scrambling around on all fours naked grabbing her dollar bills. :DId Hit It.. :D

[Racer277]

How about when the stripper is scrambling around on all fours naked grabbing her dollar bills. :D
:D :D :D

[LUVNLIFE]

A gorilla throwing s**t at people at the zoo :D

[Racer277]

Fat guys on mopeds.
Girls in short skirts getting in lifted trucks.
People slipping and falling on their ass.

[racecar.hotshoe]

Playing twister..

[GlastronGuy]

People making generalizations.

[Mrs.Racer277]

Playing twister..
Hey we have a twister towel complete with spinner. Racer277 brings it to the lake all the time.

[racecar.hotshoe]

There are no games as fun as that one.....

[Mrs.Racer277]

There are no games as fun as that one.....
He likes playing it with the girls in there bathing suits. :smile: :smile:

[racecar.hotshoe]

He likes playing it with the girls in there bathing suits. :smile: :smile:
Clothes are not an option. :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Clothes are not an option. :D
I keeps him out of trouble at the pools and lakes. :D

[HP350SC]

Does anyone else have things that they think are always funny. There are things that I see time and time again that always make me LMAO. Heres three of them.
1 A fat chick eating a donut.
2 Two guys riding on a motorcyle (gay)
3 A midget running.
I have some more but I'll see how the thread goes. :D
Another one that cracks me up is Harley riders in general. Blipping the throttle at the stoplight 15 times, legs all sprawled forward and wide like they're so comfortable, and don't forget the ape hangar handlebars. I'm sorry but these guys are goons trying to look all bad ass. The bikes for the most part are a joke. When I had my Yamaha v-max we would get up early Sunday mornings and go bust off 300 miles from 7 am to noon. We rode for the enjoyment of it. I went to an all Harley ride with 100+ riders, what a joke. The "ride captain" had a jacket FULL of pins, medals, badges and who knows what all. Rode about 40 miles with them, and then see ya' later. Still cracks me up to this day to visualize those guys :D

[MsDrmr]

male nudity (as mentioned before)
when someone else hits their funny bone
When adults get scared on halloween when taking the kids trick-or-treatin

[Boy Named Sue]

Fat girls in thongs.
that's funny.

[Boy Named Sue]

Wait thats not funny its sick..
that's funnier.

[Boy Named Sue]

Male nudity.
that's just wrong. :yuk: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :yuk:

[C-2]

that's funny.
--off topic--
Damn cool name ya got there Sue. Suey, yeah!
C2<---big time Cash fan. :)

[Boy Named Sue]

A booger on your boss's lip.
A toilet overflowing into your friend's pants. (Misguided courtesy flush)
Your friend being foolish enough to trust a fart. Oops. :supp:

[21rayson]

playing pool and laying a silent but deadly in a small room. :2purples:

[JustMVG]

Another one that cracks me up is Harley riders in general. Blipping the throttle at the stoplight 15 times, legs all sprawled forward and wide like they're so comfortable, and don't forget the ape hangar handlebars. I'm sorry but these guys are goons trying to look all bad ass. The bikes for the most part are a joke. When I had my Yamaha v-max we would get up early Sunday mornings and go bust off 300 miles from 7 am to noon. We rode for the enjoyment of it. I went to an all Harley ride with 100+ riders, what a joke. The "ride captain" had a jacket FULL of pins, medals, badges and who knows what all. Rode about 40 miles with them, and then see ya' later. Still cracks me up to this day to visualize those guys :D
Di d the same thing with a group of Harley riders, i ride a sport bike, now they started the day off by giving me shit how my bike ain't a real bike, i shrugged my shoulders and said but they donthave any "Racing " Harley's on TV, just these little sport bikes, they gave me a break. This is a "newbie" group that does not have a lot of road/ i should say Group road experience, and had no idea how to ride, my buddies rode staggered, as is the normal way to group ride did this for about 50 miles and the Harley group got off to stretch their legs. WHAT THE FU CK are we doing, the main guy of the group said that most of his riders can't go for much more or they piss and moan and get saddle sore and get leg cramps!!! I damn near died when i heard that, excused myself and my buds and told them thaks but us streeters have gone 100 to 150 mles before thinking of taking a break and all you guys have done is ride the damn freeway for gods sake.
These f n bs'ers are a joke, buy all the "badass biker gear" you want but do not ever give any other group a hard time for ANYTHING untillyou can match the skill level needed to ride properly, i hope and pray that i never see any one in that group in a bad way on the highway, but sad to say the way they go about riding as a group scared the tar outta me. Mike VG CBR600F4i.

[PlyaPlya22]

Watching somebody drunk, trying to make their point :D

[CrazyHippy]

Drunken Video Games
BJH :cool:

[IN2-IN2MX]

Messing with someone leg or arm or whatever body part after it's fallen asleep! :)

[Kilrtoy]

Guys who think they are riding their motorcycles and they are actually sitting on them and walk them every where while gasing it around,
WALKING THE DOG

[Boy Named Sue]

when someone you don't like steps in dog doo.
when you're drunk and she says "That's not it."
when your friend accidently pushes play on the tv remote and a porno comes on, which explains the crusty sock you found in the couch cushions. :jawdrop:

[LUVNLIFE]

Cool to bring this one back up. I'm def gonna have to think of something new. :D

[Jbb]

Fat Chicks.....Going Down Hard! (http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/181fall.wmv)

[78Anthonyjet]

When your buddy is pissing of your swim step and you nail the gas.

[JetBoatRich]

How about when the stripper is scrambling around on all fours naked grabbing her dollar bills. :D
Extra laughs :cool: be there during shifht change and there can be up to 4 on one stage diving for dollars :cool:

[Krazy K]

When your buddy is pissing of your swim step and you nail the gas.
I'll have to remember that!!
Burping and blowing it in your buddies face!!

[Badger301]

When your buddy drops you off someplace and right before you get out you cut one. "Just a little something to remember me by"

[moneypit]

After humping "air release"
Now thats just wrong!

[moneypit]

Stink bombs are always great. I always have a pack in my bag. Taxi cabs or nice restaurants work well.

[Boy Named Sue]

when Kim Hanson talks about how studly he is...
when someone tries to walk through a shut glass door.
when your buddy drinks your cigarette butts or chew juice out of a beer can.

[BLEWBAYOU1]

Watching a rookie try and back up a boat down the ramp.
Fat chicks wearing spandex.(gross)I'm not as fat as I think I am.Not!

[78Anthonyjet]

Shaking the hell out of the porta john when someones in there taking a leak, always funny, unless it is you :cry: It is even funnier if you have had a couple six packs. :jawdrop:

[Boy Named Sue]

any Blazing Saddles quote..."it's twue, it's twue..."
hearing your neighbors argue about each other's personal hygiene.
farts in elevators (only if they're yours)

[mikensue]

My wife telling me to SLOW DOWN,now thats really funny :D