things couldn't be Nurse..

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

A man lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the younge nurse replies. "I don't know, I'm here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testickles black?"
Again the nurse replies"I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The ward nurse passes by and see's the man getting alittle distraught so she marches over to inquire what is wrong.
"Nurse,"he mumbles, "Are my testickles black?"
Being a nurse she is undaunted. She whips back the sheet, pulls down his pajama trousers, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pj's, replaces the sheet and announces, "Nothing is wrong with them."
At this the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again.
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"Are my test results back?" :smile: :rollside:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

really sick
There was this guy who was sick, so he went to the dr.
The dr. ran some tests and sent him home with some meds..
The next day the dr. called and the wife answered.
"I;m going to need to run a few mores tests." said the dr.
"I'm going to need, semen, urine, and a fecal sample."
After she hung up the husband asked,"What did the dr. say?"
"He said he needs a pair of your underwear." :jawdrop: :shift:

[IN2-IN2MX]

:) :) :) loving those!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 yr old father and notices the nurse giving his father hot chocolate and viagra.
the mans asks"Why are you giving my father hot chocolate and viagra?"
I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"
the nurse explains."The hot chocolate will help him sleep."
The man says, "And the viagra?"
"Keeps him from falling out of bed."
:idea: :mix: