MsDrmr
09-29-2004, 07:07 AM
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was
> > really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching
> > the
>moon,
> > when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They
> > searched
>for
>days
> > and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to
> > shore
>with
>the
> > promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
> > Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the
> > boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at
> > the
>bottom
>of
> > the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt
> > was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . . Please
>advise."
> > The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
> > really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching
> > the
>moon,
> > when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They
> > searched
>for
>days
> > and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to
> > shore
>with
>the
> > promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
> > Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the
> > boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at
> > the
>bottom
>of
> > the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt
> > was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . . Please
>advise."
> > The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."