Beaumont Bible Study

[BarryMac]

We will be having Bible study tonight at the only Church in Beaumont, I would expect to see all of the community members in attendance, please bring the latest edition of ***boat, we will be studying the build-up of a 1,000HP motor in the first session then we will take a break, second session we will study Jet Tech, you ask, why jet tech? reason is because we all know that chicks dig JetBoats. We will begin promptly at 7:00pm, bring a snack for all to share and your wallet, the collection plate is a little light this week, please pay the Master at Arms when entering the Church...
Looking forward to seeing all of your bright shining faces tonight, buy the way don't forget, today is HUMP Day, I expect to see a lot of smiles...
Father GJB

[racecar.hotshoe]

"The Word For The Day is Legs So Spread The Word"

[BarryMac]

Come on Beaumont, I need to see my peeps in the pews tonight...
Father GJB

[FRENCHIE]

IM ALL OVER IT BOYS!!! OOPS REV GJB ID DIDNT MEAN TO SAY BOYS!!! :rolleyes: :p :D

[lucky]

He' Anit Runnin It Hard ...

[topless]

Mrs. Main Event and I will be in attendance. We are also offering our services to those of you in need.

[FRENCHIE]

NOTHING LIKE A DOUBLE ESCORT!! :wink:

[BarryMac]

Mrs. Main Event and I will be in attendance. We are also offering our services to those of you in need.
The Father is always in need of an Escort or 2, please sit in the front row so I can keep a close eye on you...
father gjb

[Second "PLACE"]

Sounds like the Church of Holy Commotion
Escort services?........ Way to go Reverend! RUN IT HARD ! :D

[OutCole'd]

Are you serving the traditional "Holy Water"?? ie. CL's

[topless]

I think Roz drank it all.

[LaveyJet]

We will commence our Sunday service at 7:30 on the 1st Tee of the Legends course at the PGA in Beaumont.

[BarryMac]

We will be serving the traditional Wholly Wine, one bottle for each paritioner, except for Roz, he gets two (2). If CL's are more your flavor than it is a BYOB, hell we don't care what you drink as long as it is alot... :cool:
father gjb

[BarryMac]

We will commence our Sunday service at 7:30 on the 1st Tee of the Legends course at the PGA in Beaumont.
I believe Beaumont is in need of a HEAD Golf Pro, are you interested???
father gjb

[LaveyJet]

Give me Titleist or give me Head, I could be interested.

[PlyaPlya22]

Mrs. Main Event and I will be in attendance. We are also offering our services to those of you in need.
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[Her454]

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OMG, THATS SOME FUNNY SHIZNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROTLMAO.....thats cool!

[PlyaPlya22]

OMG, THATS SOME FUNNY SHIZNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROTLMAO.....thats cool!
Glad you got a kick out of it!!

[BarryMac]

People, Bible Study has started, where the hell are you, are you all with Roz getting drunk? Get into church...
father gjb

[FRENCHIE]

I WAS CHECKING OUT OUR ESCORT SERVICE NEW OFFICE!!! THEY GONNA NEED MORE THAN A SINGLE WIDE MAN!!! :jawdrop: I WAS PUTTING HER HEAD THROUGH THE PANNELLING!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: ;)

[BarryMac]

I WAS CHECKING OUT OUR ESCORT SERVICE NEW OFFICE!!! THEY GONNA NEED MORE THAN A SINGLE WIDE MAN!!! :jawdrop: I WAS PUTTING HER HEAD THROUGH THE PANNELLING!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: ;)
The escort service can use the Church, as long as the Father and the High leaders of Beaumont are taken care of first...
father gjb

[FRENCHIE]

I HATE SLOPPY SECONDS!!!!! :cry: :yuk: :rolleyes:

[BarryMac]

Bible study is over, the father is off to chase his nun around for a minute or two, see ya all in the am...
father gjb

[FRENCHIE]

10-4 gjb!!! :wink:

[PlyaPlya22]

I WAS CHECKING OUT OUR ESCORT SERVICE NEW OFFICE!!! THEY GONNA NEED MORE THAN A SINGLE WIDE MAN!!! :jawdrop: I WAS PUTTING HER HEAD THROUGH THE PANNELLING!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: ;)
picking drywall out of hair can be a BIATCH :cool:

[ROZ]

picking drywall out of hair can be a BIATCH :cool: Atlease he didn't accidentally knock out her tooth :D

[PlyaPlya22]

Atlease he didn't accidentally knock out her tooth :D
You would have to be a marksman for that!

[ROZ]

Lmao...

[PlyaPlya22]

ROZ are you going to the AMDRII... or the Halloween Party

[ROZ]

Nope, I have a date with a ton(really) of slate... I'll be sure to call a massage expert once I'm done. :(
My wife already has us committed to a local Halloween party, but you never know..... :rollside: Mandelon's dealio is fairly close to mi casa as well...

[PlyaPlya22]

Nope, I have a date with a ton(really) of slate... I'll be sure to call a massage expert once I'm done. :(
My wife already has us committed to a local Halloween party, but you never know..... :rollside: Mandelon's dealio is fairly close to mi casa as well...
Well what ever you decide RUN IT HARD BEAUMONT STYLE!!!! :D

[FRENCHIE]

Nope, I have a date with a ton(really) of slate... I'll be sure to call a massage expert once I'm done. :(
My wife already has us committed to a local Halloween party, but you never know..... :rollside: Mandelon's dealio is fairly close to mi casa as well...
oh the excuses!!! :cry: :rollside: