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racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 09:36 AM
We are still in need of the services of a:
1- Doctor
2 -Lawyer
3- Funeral Director
4- Dentist
5- Bail Bondsman-Taken
6- Plumber
7- TV Repair man
8- Fire Chief

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 09:37 AM
9. REFRIGERATOR REPAIR MAN....(must have ass crack showing) ;)

Mrs.Racer277
09-29-2004, 09:38 AM
Dentist??? Who as teeth in Beaumont??? :2purples: :2purples:

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 09:39 AM
Dentist??? Who as teeth in Beaumont??? :2purples: :2purples:
WE got one a piece.........

beer hunter
09-29-2004, 09:58 AM
We are still in need of the services of a:
1- Doctor
2 -Lawyer
3- Funeral Director
4- Dentist
5- Bail Bondsman
6- Plumber
7- TV Repair man
8- Fire Chief
How's this? :D

dicudmore
09-29-2004, 09:59 AM
I like it :D
Welcome BeerHunter to the party
somebody second and make it official. Looks like sig is already fixed
where's the :hammer2:

ROZ
09-29-2004, 10:00 AM
Hey that's great. We,err I , need a bailbondsman....
I second
Town Drunk

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 10:01 AM
I like it :D
Welcome BeerHunter to the party
somebody second and make it official. Looks like sig is already fixed
where's the :hammer2:
Third the motion, BeerHunter be in Church tonight or else...
father gjb

ROZ
09-29-2004, 10:02 AM
Miss V can be the plumber!
I'm thinking Rev.Williams should be the Funeral Director. Afterall, he's perverted!
:D

beer hunter
09-29-2004, 10:03 AM
Hey that's great. We,err I , need a bailbondsman....
I second
Town Drunk
So I'm in? :)

Garrddogg
09-29-2004, 10:04 AM
We are still in need of the services of a:
1- Doctor
2 -Lawyer
3- Funeral Director
4- Dentist
5- Bail Bondsman
6- Plumber
7- TV Repair man
8- Fire Chief
DENTIST? WTF?
YEAH WELL SOMEBODY GOTTO MAKE DEM PLATES

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 10:05 AM
So I'm in? :)
DONE DEAL!!! :cool:

beer hunter
09-29-2004, 10:08 AM
DONE DEAL!!! :cool:
:rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:

ROZ
09-29-2004, 10:09 AM
Third the motion, BeerHunter be in Church tonight or else...
father gjb
You serve wine at church, don't you? If so, count me in! :D

ROZ
09-29-2004, 10:11 AM
HOLY SHEIT! We need a town plastic surgeon! Topless and her girls can have an open account.. ;)

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 10:11 AM
You serve wine at church, don't you? If so, count me in! :D
You know it, your only supposed to take a sip but that's not how we do it in Beaumont, a bottle for everyone except Roz, he gets two... :cool:
father gjb

ROZ
09-29-2004, 10:13 AM
Right on!

beer hunter
09-29-2004, 10:17 AM
Does Beaumont's "Cheif Bail Bondsman" job include any Rep points? :D :D

dicudmore
09-29-2004, 10:19 AM
Does Beaumont's "Cheif Bail Bondsman" job include any Rep points? :D :D
sent 'em :D

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 10:20 AM
Does Beaumont's "Cheif Bail Bondsman" job include any Rep points? :D :D
SORRY BRO!!!! :jawdrop: THEYRE ON THERE WAY!!! ;) :D

NOTALENT
09-29-2004, 10:21 AM
What ever happened to the local crack whores??? haha :p

ROZ
09-29-2004, 10:21 AM
I'm spreading it around on this glorious hump day :supp: :D

beer hunter
09-29-2004, 10:23 AM
SORRY BRO!!!! :jawdrop: THEYRE ON THERE WAY!!! ;) :D
Thanks guys!!!! :D :D :D

dicudmore
09-29-2004, 10:28 AM
I'm spreading it around on this glorious hump day :supp: :D
thank u sir....over my 24 hr limit right now...
RAT BASTARDS

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 10:37 AM
So be it on this 29th day of Sept Beer Hunter will be the Beaumont Bail Bondsman............Welcome aboard.......... :hammer2:

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 10:37 AM
LUNCH IS OVER FOR ME ...NOW RUN IT HARD!!! SEE YA LATER!!! SOMEONE HELP SHOCKWAVE TOM BOLD HIS SIG!!! :) :wink:

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 10:38 AM
Sorry, the rev. is over his alotment for a 24hr period, I will hit ya with some prayer later...
father gjb

PlyaPlya22
09-29-2004, 10:51 AM
How's this? :D
Here's your Bail Bondsman
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1617LHC_04-17-04_004.jpg

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 10:52 AM
Here's your Bail Bondsman
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1617LHC_04-17-04_004.jpg
Two words......SUN BLOCK!

beer hunter
09-29-2004, 11:22 AM
Here's your Bail Bondsman
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1617LHC_04-17-04_004.jpg
How funny! It only took ya a year to post that pic.....damn I was drunk that day!! :D :D :D

PlyaPlya22
09-29-2004, 11:24 AM
How funny! It only took ya a year to post that pic.....damn I was drunk that day!! :D :D :D
I was waiting for the right time :D
I think we were all schit faced!

MAINEVENT
09-29-2004, 11:31 AM
MAINEVENT<---Looking for a J-O-B prefferebly a Man ***** will work, i can take care of topless and her crew and all the female city officials when needed, and all the poor single wide Hoes :D :rolleyes: especially the one with no teeth :rollside:

beer hunter
09-29-2004, 11:37 AM
MAINEVENT<---Looking for a J-O-B prefferebly a Man ***** will work, i can take care of topless and her crew and all the female city officials when needed, and all the poor single wide Hoes :D :rolleyes: especially the one with no teeth :rollside:
Hmmmmmmmmmm "Town Gigolo".......why didn't I think of that? :hammerhea

DUNDUN
09-29-2004, 11:45 AM
does the town need a pool man? if so, im up for it... someone needs to help out all the rich ppl with all their in-ground pools and what not... :D
anyone second that?

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 11:50 AM
I am voting in MAINEVENT as Town Gigolo can I get a second...........

ROZ
09-29-2004, 11:51 AM
does the town need a pool man? if so, im up for it... someone needs to help out all the rich ppl with all their in-ground pools and what not... :D
anyone second that?
They only have a public pool here. They need to give me a key so I can get in after hours to take a bath in it.. Damn birdbath in front of the Prez.'s place is a bit too small...

ROZ
09-29-2004, 11:51 AM
I am voting in MAINEVENT as Town Gigolo can I get a second...........
second.

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 11:52 AM
I am voting in hallett flatbottom kid in as Beaumont pool man can I get a second.........

PlyaPlya22
09-29-2004, 11:53 AM
MAINEVENT<---Looking for a J-O-B prefferebly a Man ***** will work, i can take care of topless and her crew and all the female city officials when needed, and all the poor single wide Hoes :D :rolleyes: especially the one with no teeth :rollside:
I hope you got some viagra!! :jawdrop:

redneckgirl
09-29-2004, 11:53 AM
I am voting in MAINEVENT as Town Gigolo can I get a second...........
I'll second it!!!!
RNG

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 11:54 AM
So be it on this the 29th day of Sept MAINEVENT is the Town Gigolo.............Welcome aboard......Please ajust your Sig....... :hammer2:

redneckgirl
09-29-2004, 11:55 AM
I am voting in hallett flatbottom kid in as Beaumont pool man can I get a second.........
second
RNG

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 11:58 AM
So be it on this the 29th day of Sept Hallett flatbottom kid is the Beaumont pool Man......Welcome aboard.....Please ajust your sig....... :hammer2:

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 12:00 PM
welc0ome then!!!! :wink:

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 12:04 PM
51 members now VP.

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 12:06 PM
and RUNNING STRONG!!! :) :rollside:

ChumpChange
09-29-2004, 12:12 PM
Doesn't the city of Beaumont smell? I bet a sanitation engineer or glorified garbage man like myself could clean that up right quick.
"Trash Pays"

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 12:13 PM
reacecar handle this one man!! :cool:

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 12:14 PM
Doesn't the city of Beaumont smell? I bet a sanitation engineer or glorified garbage man like myself could clean that up right quick.
"Trash Pays"
ChumpChange as "Trash Man" I will motion, anyone want to second me???
I will now pray...
father gjb

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 12:16 PM
Yea!

DUNDUN
09-29-2004, 12:18 PM
tight, thanks!!!

ROZ
09-29-2004, 12:18 PM
Damn, I just realized what we're missing! Midgets! We need atleast one .... :D

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 12:19 PM
Damn, I just realized what we're missing! Midgets! We need atleast one .... :D
they wont need to get on thier Knees to pray to Rev GJB!! ;)

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 12:22 PM
So be it on this the 29th day of Sept ChumpChange was voted in as "Trash Man".........Welcome aboard...........Please ajust your sig....... :hammer2:

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 12:23 PM
So be it on this the 29th day of Sept ChumpChange was voted in as "Trash Man".........Welcome aboard...........Please ajust your sig....... :hammer2:
i expect a 1000 from ya b4 friday!!!! :hammer2: :)

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 12:23 PM
they wont need to get on thier Knees to pray to Rev GJB!! ;)
I like midgets, they have little hands that make other parts of the body look much bigger... :jawdrop:
father gjb

MAINEVENT
09-29-2004, 12:24 PM
So be it on this the 29th day of Sept MAINEVENT is the Town Gigolo.............Welcome aboard......Please ajust your Sig....... :hammer2:
Thanx for my dream job :crossx: i will adjust my sig later :)

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 12:28 PM
welcome brotha!! :wink:

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 12:31 PM
Thanx for my dream job :crossx: i will adjust my sig later :)
Welcome, I expect to see you in church on Sunday...
father gjb

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 12:33 PM
i expect a 1000 from ya b4 friday!!!! :hammer2: :)Man I hope thats a Beaumont 1000 That =55

ChumpChange
09-29-2004, 12:43 PM
Frenchie:
Now that I'm technically part of the Beaumonts once the sig is adjusted. Do I need some info on the AMDR? I will be there. Adjusting Sig Now.

dicudmore
09-29-2004, 12:48 PM
Frenchie:
Now that I'm technically part of the Beaumonts once the sig is adjusted. Do I need some info on the AMDR? I will be there. Adjusting Sig Now.
you know the info on AMDR....be there, launch and play :D
gas docks outside Katherine's @ 9am Oct 9th

ChumpChange
09-29-2004, 12:57 PM
you know the info on AMDR....be there, launch and play :D
gas docks outside Katherine's @ 9am Oct 9th
I know all that info, I don't know the info that was PMed out to everybody.

Second "PLACE"
09-29-2004, 01:12 PM
We are still in need of the services of a:
1- Doctor
2 -Lawyer
3- Funeral Director
4- Dentist
5- Bail Bondsman-Taken
6- Plumber
7- TV Repair man
8- Fire Chief
Well if it's not too late, I'd sure like to apply for the "Attorney" position in Beaumont. I have a HELL of a criminal defense record :smile:

ROZ
09-29-2004, 01:18 PM
We are still in need of the services of a:
1- Doctor
2 -Lawyer
3- Funeral Director
4- Dentist
5- Bail Bondsman-Taken
6- Plumber
7- TV Repair man
8- Fire Chief
9- atleast one midget
Had to make an adjustment :D

1stepcloser
09-29-2004, 01:22 PM
At least one midget.
Had to make an adjustment :D
I'd like to volunteer as the town midget.

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 01:23 PM
Well if it's not too late, I'd sure like to apply for the "Attorney" position in Beaumont. I have a HELL of a criminal defense record :smile:
As the reverend of Beaumont I will motion that Second Place become the Lawyer, anyone care to second me???
2nd Place, don't let us down... :skull:
father gjb

beer hunter
09-29-2004, 01:35 PM
As the reverend of Beaumont I will motion that Second Place become the Lawyer, anyone care to second me???
2nd Place, don't let us down... :skull:
father gjb
As the town bail bondsman, I hear by second that motion. :)

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 01:43 PM
As the town bail bondsman, I hear by second that motion. :)
Prez. can you please comence with the ceremony???
father gjb

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 01:44 PM
Well if it's not too late, I'd sure like to apply for the "Attorney" position in Beaumont. I have a HELL of a criminal defense record :smile:
ummmm, beerhunter and I get rep points for the nomination, racecar gets points for the official ceremony, frenchie gets points just because...
father gjb

Second "PLACE"
09-29-2004, 02:00 PM
As the reverend of Beaumont I will motion that Second Place become the Lawyer, anyone care to second me???
2nd Place, don't let us down... :skull:
father gjb
Not a problem. I will provide legal advice/services and DEFEND all of
Beaumont proper. I'm SURE I will be working quite frequently with the
Beer Hunter, and needing his Bailbondsman services. THANKS. :smile:

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 02:18 PM
Not a problem. I will provide legal advice/services and DEFEND all of
Beaumont proper. I'm SURE I will be working quite frequently with the
Beer Hunter, and needing his Bailbondsman services. THANKS. :smile:
ummm, hows about them rep points???
father gjb

PlyaPlya22
09-29-2004, 02:27 PM
Prez. can you please comence with the ceremony???
father gjb
In the Prez abscence the C.O.O. here by declares "second" place as the official Atty of Beaumont...Please adjust your sig accordingly

prosthogod
09-29-2004, 02:36 PM
I'm a dentist but I'd rather be the local "pimp". I'll even bring da' hos.

ROZ
09-29-2004, 02:39 PM
In the absence of my absence, I'd like to nominate 1stepcloser as Town midget head of The beaumont town Midget association .
Can we get a second?

essexjet
09-29-2004, 02:39 PM
PLYAPLYA, as C.O.O. I would like to apply for the position of ambulance driver/paramedic for the city so I could RUN MY AMBULANCE HARD!!

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 02:41 PM
In the Prez abscence the C.O.O. here by declares "second" place as the official Atty of Beaumont...Please adjust your sig accordinglyThanks Plya

Mandelon
09-29-2004, 02:42 PM
Is there an opening for an uncaring nasty old slumlord? :eek: :hammerhea :)

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 02:43 PM
In the absence of my absence, I'd like to nominate 1stepcloser as Town midget head of The beaumont town Midget association .
Can we get a second?
Roz, I 2nd your nomination, racecar can you do the official welcome???
father gjb

ROZ
09-29-2004, 02:44 PM
Is there an opening for an uncaring nasty old slumlord? :eek: :hammerhea :)
Don't see why not. The town lawyer needs someone to defend(besides me..probono ;) )....
PlayaPlaya?

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 02:45 PM
PLYAPLYA, as C.O.O. I would like to apply for the position of ambulance driver/paramedic for the city so I could RUN MY AMBULANCE HARD!!
I will motion that essexjet (cool guys have jetboats) be nominated as the "Beaumont Ambulance driver" can I get a second???
father gjb

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 02:46 PM
So be it on this the 29th day of Sept 1Stepcloser will be the Town midget ............Welcome aboard.......Please ajust your sig. :hammer2:

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 02:46 PM
I will motion that essexjet (cool guys have jetboats) be nominated as the "Beaumont Ambulance driver" can I get a second???
father gjbYea!

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 02:47 PM
Yea!
Pres. can you pelase make it official with your kind words???
father gjb

1978 Rogers
09-29-2004, 02:54 PM
How about just Tax Paying Citizen of Beaumont. You have no citizens to Run It Hard in Beaumont, mostly officials. :cool:

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 02:54 PM
So be it on this the 29th day of Sept essexjet will be the Beaumont Ambulance driver"..........Welcome aboard.......Please ajust your sig.... :hammer2:

PlyaPlya22
09-29-2004, 03:02 PM
Thanks Plya
You know how we do it

essexjet
09-29-2004, 03:02 PM
Thank you Sir...wont let you down

MAINEVENT
09-29-2004, 03:14 PM
So be it on this the 29th day of Sept MAINEVENT is the Town Gigolo.............Welcome aboard......Please ajust your Sig....... :hammer2:
Alright its official Line them up :2purples: although i think Plya Plya should be my co-pilot in this one just in case i need some down time :devil: :D

1stepcloser
09-29-2004, 03:27 PM
So be it on this the 29th day of Sept 1Stepcloser will be the Town midget ............Welcome aboard.......Please ajust your sig. :hammer2:
Thank you, Mr President. (and to the town drunk, for the nomination).
As the new Town midget, "I wanna be the sherriff!" I promise to keep the towns "shortcomings" to a minimum,
and will gaurantee no "shotages" of essential's ie: beer and fuel.
And finally, keep all non pleasure related items "short" and to the point.

Second "PLACE"
09-29-2004, 03:30 PM
In the Prez abscence the C.O.O. here by declares "second" place as the official Atty of Beaumont...Please adjust your sig accordingly
Thanks PlyaPlya---second "PLACE"... The official Larry H.Parker of Beaumont

schmaubba
09-29-2004, 03:33 PM
so i guess the toothbrush WAS invented in beaumont, cause if it was invented anywhere else....it would have been called a TEETHBRUSH!! :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :D :D :D

Second "PLACE"
09-29-2004, 03:33 PM
Thank you, Mr President. (and to the town drunk, for the nomination).
As the new Town midget, "I wanna be the sherriff!" I promise to keep the towns "shortcomings" to a minimum,
and will gaurantee no "shotages" of essential's ie: beer and fuel.
And finally, keep all non pleasure related items "short" and to the point.
You got my support 1 step closer! You do realize now that we must adopt an
official RUNNIN' IT HARD IN BEAUMONT flag for all to fly proudly. Any suggestions?

OutCole'd
09-29-2004, 03:41 PM
Just for everyones info, I am moving my ofice to the South side of Beumont.
564 Beumont Street, between, Beumont Blvd, & Beumont Place.
Rates will have to go up to afford a place with a door, Two beers & a half of a sandwich will get you 30 minutes of hearing me snore.
I am also looking for a cute secretary. Any takers??

OutCole'd
09-29-2004, 03:42 PM
Thank you, Mr President. (and to the town drunk, for the nomination).
As the new Town midget, "I wanna be the sherriff!" I promise to keep the towns "shortcomings" to a minimum,
and will gaurantee no "shotages" of essential's ie: beer and fuel.
And finally, keep all non pleasure related items "short" and to the point.
Luckily Beumont is a small town.

beer hunter
09-29-2004, 03:58 PM
The town's bail bondsman (Me) also has aspirations of becoming the town bartender on nights and weekends so if the position is not yet filled, I would like that honor.
As the town bail bondsman/bartender, I promise to only serve the finest brands of booze/beer and to pour all drinks to your liking :D

Debbolas
09-29-2004, 04:01 PM
Just for everyones info, I am moving my ofice to the South side of Beumont.
564 Beumont Street, between, Beumont Blvd, & Beumont Place.
Rates will have to go up to afford a place with a door, Two beers & a half of a sandwich will get you 30 minutes of hearing me snore.
I am also looking for a cute secretary. Any takers??
I am the fastest fingers in Beaumont :jawdrop:
Debbolas<-------------Not really sure what to do with her new title :D :clover: :chi:

dicudmore
09-29-2004, 04:01 PM
The town's bail bondsman (Me) also has aspirations of becoming the town bartender on nights and weekends so if the position is not yet filled, I would like that honor.
As the town bail bondsman/bartender, I promise to only serve the finest brands of booze/beer and to pour all drinks to your liking :D
I think Phat matt is our official bartender....
But, there are lots of us, and we're known to put a few away...
So I nominate ya as our 2nd bartender

Debbolas
09-29-2004, 04:08 PM
Look how well we delegate!
Why does this town remind me of the HBO Series, Deadwood :idea:

ChumpChange
09-29-2004, 04:13 PM
Now in Compliance with Beaumont Sig.

essexjet
09-29-2004, 04:14 PM
I think we need to start a employee directory

Debbolas
09-29-2004, 04:14 PM
1- Doctor
2 -Lawyer
3- Funeral Director
4- Dentist
5- Bail Bondsman-Taken
6- Plumber
7- TV Repair man
8- Fire Chief
9- atleast one midget
what about a school marm
?
:D

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 04:21 PM
1- Doctor
2 -Lawyer
3- Funeral Director
4- Dentist
5- Bail Bondsman-Taken
6- Plumber
7- TV Repair man
8- Fire Chief
9- atleast one midget
10 school marm
?
:DAs you wish!

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 04:29 PM
Hey Thanks............. :sqeyes: Beaumont Classified, 09-29-2004 05:02 PM Beaumont sucks/more red dots

beer hunter
09-29-2004, 04:42 PM
Hey Thanks............. :sqeyes: Beaumont Classified, 09-29-2004 05:02 PM Beaumont sucks/more red dots
I got the same thing. :lightsabe

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 04:49 PM
I got the same thing. :lightsabehttp://deephousepage.com/smilies/spank2.gif

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 05:07 PM
Now in Compliance with Beaumont Sig.
hey chumpchange the p.m. was a whole differeent thing i sent out!! :D

Steamin' Rice
09-29-2004, 05:33 PM
I like runnin' it easy, OC style, but I could help you all out as a part time TV Repairman if you need it.. I have an ultimate set of tools, and not too many folks in Bo-mont have TV's anyways, right?? :D It's a long haul to the 'mont from the OC, so I could probably only go out there once a week or so, maybe less..

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 05:40 PM
I like runnin' it easy, OC style, but I could help you all out as a part time TV Repairman if you need it.. I have an ultimate set of tools, and not too many folks in Bo-mont have TV's anyways, right?? :D It's a long haul to the 'mont from the OC, so I could probably only go out there once a week or so, maybe less..
your too good for us man!!! what with that 34 i viewed at the PALACE yesterday with twins....i thinnk your more of a BEAUMONT HILLS type!!! but if you disagree...then cool porpose a title!!! :D

beer hunter
09-29-2004, 05:44 PM
I like runnin' it easy, OC style, but I could help you all out as a part time TV Repairman if you need it.. I have an ultimate set of tools, and not too many folks in Bo-mont have TV's anyways, right?? :D It's a long haul to the 'mont from the OC, so I could probably only go out there once a week or so, maybe less..
I'm down with the OC too but Beaumont does need an "Official TV Repairman"
Steamin' Rice as TV repairman has my vote! :D

ahhell
09-29-2004, 05:48 PM
can i be the town doctor too? im not really a doctor but i do play one at work!!! :D
free pelvics to those 18-29.............. :idea:

Second "PLACE"
09-29-2004, 08:00 PM
I'm down with the OC too but Beaumont does need an "Official TV Repairman"
Steamin' Rice as TV repairman has my vote! :D
As the official BEAUMONT city Attorney, I would advise you to be VERY CAREFULL when allowing the O.C. crowd to apply for an official city employment position here in the "Valley of the Dirt People" Can they really "RUN IT HARD" ?
I am slightly skeptical.
:idea:

Second "PLACE"
09-29-2004, 08:02 PM
1- Doctor
2 -Lawyer
3- Funeral Director
4- Dentist
5- Bail Bondsman-Taken
6- Plumber
7- TV Repair man
8- Fire Chief
9- atleast one midget
what about a school marm
?
Well, you can take the #2 job off the list, as I was elected BEAUMONT city Attorney today .
:D
;)

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 08:06 PM
;)
YOU GOTTA BOLD THAT SIG MAN!!! :wink:

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 08:06 PM
Originally Posted by Debbolas
1- Doctor
2 -Lawyer- Taken
3- Funeral Director
4- Dentist
5- Bail Bondsman-Taken
6- Plumber
7- TV Repair man
8- Fire Chief
9- atleast one midget
what about a school mar

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 08:09 PM
YOU GOTTA BOLD THAT SIG MAN!!! :wink:Get em Frenchie!http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/fouet[1].gif

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 08:09 PM
REALLY HUH!!?? :rolleyes: :rollside:

BarryMac
09-29-2004, 08:31 PM
2nd Place, don't let us down... :skull:
father gjb
2nd place, your letting us down, bold the sig line or we'll sue you...
father gjb

Second "PLACE"
09-29-2004, 08:49 PM
Correction made.....sorry, I was trying to get an aquital from a Judge for a TWEEKER in Muscoy. Kept me ocupied a little too long. :sleeping:

racecar.hotshoe
09-29-2004, 08:52 PM
Correction made.....sorry, I was trying to get an aquital from a Judge for a TWEEKER in Muscoy. Kept me ocupied a little too long. :sleeping:http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/smiley_abtu.gif

FRENCHIE
09-29-2004, 08:52 PM
mo betta!!! ;)

Ivan Dan
09-29-2004, 09:10 PM
Do you guys need an official Beaumont Real Estate Agent? If so.....my services are available.

ROZ
09-29-2004, 10:10 PM
Do you guys need an official Beaumont Real Estate Agent? If so.....my services are available.
HOLY SHEIT, Swear ID in first thing tomorrow morning so he can help Force26 buy up some land in Calimesa!!!
Throw the man some chicklets, too!!!
:D :D :D

PlyaPlya22
09-29-2004, 10:18 PM
Well Ivan, seeing as though I got to the office late tonight, I will go ahead and nominate you as the official REAL ESTATE OF BEAUMONT!! I'm sure we will get a second really quick. This is an exception this time of night. I am feeling generous :D

ROZ
09-29-2004, 10:29 PM
I SECOND!!!
Now where'd that damn bartender go?

PlyaPlya22
09-29-2004, 10:32 PM
Well now it's office on this 30th eday of Sept. 2004 Ivan Dan is the official REAL ESTATE AGENT of BEAUMONT!! Now adjust your sig and sign in and make it official...NOW GET OUT SO I CAN GET TO WORK!!!b :D

PlyaPlya22
09-29-2004, 10:50 PM
Alright its official Line them up :2purples: although i think Plya Plya should be my co-pilot in this one just in case i need some down time :devil: :D
I'll back you up any day of the week brotha! :devil: :rollside:

PHOTOGLOU
09-30-2004, 12:10 AM
Is there land in Beaumont to buy for a Used car super store?????

Ivan Dan
09-30-2004, 12:13 AM
Is there land in Beaumont to buy for a Used car super store?????
Definitely!

Ivan Dan
09-30-2004, 12:15 AM
Well now it's office on this 30th eday of Sept. 2004 Ivan Dan is the official REAL ESTATE AGENT of BEAUMONT!! Now adjust your sig and sign in and make it official...NOW GET OUT SO I CAN GET TO WORK!!!b :D
Thanks Plya....Happy to be part of the organization!

PHOTOGLOU
09-30-2004, 12:15 AM
I think I know a guy who might be interested. By the way what kind of car are you driving????

Ivan Dan
09-30-2004, 12:23 AM
I think I know a guy who might be interested. By the way what kind of car are you driving????
1983 Buick Regal 4 door with custom 2-tone paint. :D

FRENCHIE
09-30-2004, 04:55 AM
Thanks Plya....Happy to be part of the organization!
glad your in dan...now "SELL IT HARD BROTHA!" :rollside:

BarryMac
09-30-2004, 05:41 AM
I think I know a guy who might be interested. By the way what kind of car are you driving????
Photoglou for used car salesman, can I get a second???
father gjb needs a new ride

Second "PLACE"
09-30-2004, 06:36 AM
I second Photoglu for used car salesman. :D

PlyaPlya22
09-30-2004, 07:14 AM
1983 Buick Regal 4 door with custom 2-tone paint. :DWecome aboard Dan. Now you realize the future of Beaumont rest upon your shoulders. You have to sell this land in order to keep the City growing. Just remember we don't just let anybody in BEAUMONT!!! :cool:

Steamin' Rice
09-30-2004, 08:15 AM
As the official BEAUMONT city Attorney, I would advise you to be VERY CAREFULL when allowing the O.C. crowd to apply for an official city employment position here in the "Valley of the Dirt People" Can they really "RUN IT HARD" ?
I am slightly skeptical.
:idea:
What's this?? Discrimination against the OC?? Just trying to help out since I don't think anybody in Beaumont knows how to fix a broken TV. :D :D

1stepcloser
09-30-2004, 08:23 AM
What's this?? Discrimination against the OC?? Just trying to help out since I don't think anybody in Beaumont knows how to fix a broken TV. :D :D
Are you kidding? :confused:
Televizzle repair started in Beaumont, my mis-informed friend.
It's true, the first T.V. repair facility opened it doors for business right there on Beaumont Blvd, just up from the car wash, in the year of our lord, 1952.

PlyaPlya22
09-30-2004, 08:30 AM
What's this?? Discrimination against the OC?? Just trying to help out since I don't think anybody in Beaumont knows how to fix a broken TV. :D :D
As long as you can handle the TV's that have rabbit ears with foil on them and you have to use a fork to chage the channel :D
I would like to nominate Steamin Rice as the Official TV repairman of Beaumont...can I get a second?

1stepcloser
09-30-2004, 08:33 AM
As long as you can handle the TV's that have rabbit ears with foil on them and you have to use a fork to chage the channel :D
I would like to nominate Steamin Rice as the Official TV repairman of Beaumont...can I get a second?
I second that motion, even if he isnt up on the History of our fine city...

Steamin' Rice
09-30-2004, 09:29 AM
As long as you can handle the TV's that have rabbit ears with foil on them and you have to use a fork to chage the channel :D
I would like to nominate Steamin Rice as the Official TV repairman of Beaumont...can I get a second?
I can handle that.. Here are a few pics of some of the hi-tech stuff I've been working on lately..
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/234TV.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/234tv-indoor.jpg

Steamin' Rice
09-30-2004, 09:31 AM
Also, for all Beaumont officers with tin-foil for rabbit ears, I will upgrade them to coat hangers for free..

BarryMac
09-30-2004, 09:31 AM
As long as you can handle the TV's that have rabbit ears with foil on them and you have to use a fork to chage the channel :D
I would like to nominate Steamin Rice as the Official TV repairman of Beaumont...can I get a second?
At the church we don't use a fork, we use the pliers that someone left in the bathroom...
father gjb

Second "PLACE"
09-30-2004, 09:41 AM
[QUOTE=1stepcloser]Are you kidding? :confused:
Televizzle repair started in Beaumont, my mis-informed friend.
It's true, the first T.V. repair facility opened it doors for business right there on Beaumont Blvd, just up from the car wash, in the year of our lord, 1952.
Yes, 1 STEP CLOSER is correct. To this day, they are the ONLY place around that repairs the FLAT SCREEN HD BLACK and WHITE Zenith T.V.s.....right on
BEAUMONT BLVD.

Keithb87
09-30-2004, 09:50 AM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/234TV.jpg
Those tv.s look like Washers and Dryers.. :idea:
If we run a vid of clothes washing and drying, then we will never have towash our clothes again.. :idea:

Steamin' Rice
09-30-2004, 09:55 AM
Those tv.s look like Washers and Dryers.. :idea:
If we run a vid of clothes washing and drying, then we will never have towash our clothes again.. :idea:
sshhhhhh!!!!
That's a secret project that I'm workin on.. If it takes off, I'll finally be able to retire and get that place up in Beaumont hills... :wink:

Keithb87
09-30-2004, 10:19 AM
It will be our secret..

ROZ
09-30-2004, 11:30 AM
I get great reception on my tv, I contribute it to 2 things.
My house:
http://www.core77.com/reactor/images/airstream_5.jpg
My kitchen:
http://www.blacktable.com/images/0401pics/foil/fridge.jpg
:D

racecar.hotshoe
09-30-2004, 11:33 AM
I get great reception on my tv, I contribute it to 2 things.
My house:
http://www.core77.com/reactor/images/airstream_5.jpg
My kitchen:
http://www.blacktable.com/images/0401pics/foil/fridge.jpg
:DNo wonder yer always out running it hard!

Steamin' Rice
09-30-2004, 01:03 PM
I get great reception on my tv, I contribute it to 2 things.
My house:
http://www.core77.com/reactor/images/airstream_5.jpg
My kitchen:
http://www.blacktable.com/images/0401pics/foil/fridge.jpg
:D
Ya know,
I figured if you weren't drunk all the time, you would give me a run for my money as TV repairman..
But.......
Since you are the town drunk, I thought I would try to take advantage of the opening for TV repairman. :D

PlyaPlya22
09-30-2004, 01:24 PM
Thanks Plya....Happy to be part of the organization!
Twas the least I could do :cool:

PlyaPlya22
09-30-2004, 01:38 PM
Let's make it official on this 30th day of Sept. Steamin Rice is now the official TV Repairnman of the city of Beaumont. Please adjust your sig accordingly and sign in on the city business listing (peeps of Beaumont thread?)

phuggit
09-30-2004, 01:58 PM
How about a town Coroner?
Beaumont Coroner's motto...They're only stiff and hard to handle for a couple hours, but they'll soften up in a few days.

Steamin' Rice
09-30-2004, 02:49 PM
Free cable TV for everyone!!
- as soon as they get cable TV here......
:D :D

PHX ATC
09-30-2004, 03:48 PM
They're still using their stolen satellite dishes as dinnerware! :eek: :D

FRENCHIE
09-30-2004, 04:35 PM
Free cable TV for everyone!!
- as soon as they get cable TV here......
:D :D
thats what im talking about!!! :)

Mrs.HLB
09-30-2004, 06:18 PM
Hey, doesn't Beaumont need a topless hairdresser? Who is going to cut the molletts???

boatslayer
09-30-2004, 07:00 PM
hows mine

FRENCHIE
09-30-2004, 07:13 PM
Hey, doesn't Beaumont need a topless hairdresser? Who is going to cut the molletts???
if you want the position....i use my V.P. power to vote you in and second it!!! Change your signature in user cont panel and bold it..if you think you can run it hard!!! :D :hammer2: :hammer2:

Mrs.HLB
09-30-2004, 07:41 PM
hows mine
MM,MM needs a little here & there. Just close your eyes and I will fix it.. :eek:

boatslayer
09-30-2004, 07:43 PM
ok my eyes are closed

Scream
09-30-2004, 07:44 PM
hows mine
Better bold that sig up Casey or you'll get the book thrown at ya, and in Beaumont we only have on book and it's heavy...
Scream

Mrs.HLB
09-30-2004, 07:44 PM
if you want the position....i use my V.P. power to vote you in and second it!!! Change your signature in user cont panel and bold it..if you think you can run it hard!!! :D :hammer2: :hammer2:
Thanks for the votes!! I will try to make everyone look real good..

BarryMac
09-30-2004, 07:48 PM
Thanks for the votes!! I will try to make everyone look real good..
Little more off the top please, hey watch your hands...
father gjb

boatslayer
09-30-2004, 07:49 PM
hows it now scream

FRENCHIE
09-30-2004, 07:51 PM
good from me bro!!! :)

Scream
09-30-2004, 07:51 PM
hows it now scream
B E A utiful...
Perfect, now get to speedin...
And welcome to the fine community of Beamont, RUN IT HARD!!!

Mrs.HLB
09-30-2004, 07:58 PM
Little more off the top please, hey watch your hands...
father gjb
Your looking good..hands down mister!! :hammer2:

Totally IncapASSitated
09-30-2004, 08:09 PM
I want in...how about this one??!!

FRENCHIE
09-30-2004, 08:14 PM
I want in...how about this one??!!
thats cool ...i can usually 2nd my own vote being V.p. but in this case as it s late and im delerious...i will need debolas or scream to 2nd the vote!!! then your in!!! ;)

ROZ
09-30-2004, 08:26 PM
In the event neither reply, use my pre-second to second him in...
Ain't never gonna get done if I keep this up... :frown: :D

Totally IncapASSitated
09-30-2004, 08:32 PM
Nice, I will get my uniform ready to go (Beaumont business casual - beer stained wife beater, cut-off jean shorts, neatly trimmed mini truck mullet, and can't forget the "Wine 'em Dine 'em 69 'em" trucker hat) and be studying up on all of the Codes...three broken down cars on jacks in the front yard MINIMUM...

FRENCHIE
09-30-2004, 08:33 PM
Nice, I will get my uniform ready to go (Beaumont business casual - beer stained wife beater, cut-off jean shorts, neatly trimmed mini truck mullet, and can't forget the "Wine 'em Dine 'em 69 'em" trucker hat) and be studying up on all of the Codes...three broken down cars on jacks in the front yard MINIMUM...
you know how to run it brotha!!!! Deb Scream gimme a 2nd please!!!! :confused: :D

boatslayer
09-30-2004, 08:41 PM
i would 2nd it , but i dont think mine counts because im not high enough

FRENCHIE
10-01-2004, 04:58 AM
very soon my friend, very soon!!! :p :D

BarryMac
10-01-2004, 05:20 AM
Nice, I will get my uniform ready to go (Beaumont business casual - beer stained wife beater, cut-off jean shorts, neatly trimmed mini truck mullet, and can't forget the "Wine 'em Dine 'em 69 'em" trucker hat) and be studying up on all of the Codes...three broken down cars on jacks in the front yard MINIMUM...
I was praying and was unable to attend last night, you ahve been seconded, now do it proper like and represent the town of Beaumont...
father gjb

Scream
10-01-2004, 07:46 AM
you know how to run it brotha!!!! Deb Scream gimme a 2nd please!!!! :confused: :D
Sorry, lost my mind there for a bit..
I'm with father gjb, Second that nominee vp...
Scream <--trying to make Texas a little like Beaumont

PHX ATC
10-01-2004, 07:52 AM
Scream <--trying to make Texas a little like Beaumont
Uh, don't do that. Everything is bigger in Texas, we don't need to shorten things up there. :D :D
I'm speaking in broad, general terms..... :rollside:

Scream
10-01-2004, 07:56 AM
Yes of course you were...lol
Alright, I'll leave Texas alone. I'm stuck here till 4ish this afternoon, so I gotta find something to do for a few hours. Time to burn some gas in the car.

FRENCHIE
10-01-2004, 12:36 PM
Sorry, lost my mind there for a bit..
I'm with father gjb, Second that nominee vp...
Scream <--trying to make Texas a little like Beaumont
alrighty then!!! :hammer2: :hammer2:

FRENCHIE
10-01-2004, 08:01 PM
bump for deb!!!! :p ;)

Garrddogg
10-02-2004, 06:25 AM
Good mornin all :coffeycup

Mrs. casean
10-02-2004, 07:44 AM
Good Morning! It's a beautiful day in Beaumont!

racecar.hotshoe
10-02-2004, 07:58 AM
Good Morning! It's a beautiful day in Beaumont!
And to you!

Mrs. casean
10-02-2004, 08:31 AM
What's everyone doing today in this lovely town?

dexman38
10-02-2004, 09:01 AM
To the good people of Beaumont I have been watching your beatifl city grow at a accelerated speed. I would like to open up the first LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE.Please let me now as soon as possible . Your soon to be neighbor Dexman38 and Tinacat.
PEACE OUT

racecar.hotshoe
10-02-2004, 09:04 AM
To the good people of Beaumont I have been watching your beatifl city grow at a accelerated speed. I would like to open up the first LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE. Be let me now as soon as possible . Your soon to be neighbor Dexman38 and Tinacat.
PEACE OUTYou have come to the right mt son.I wish to vote dexman38 in as LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE can I get a second...........

racecar.hotshoe
10-02-2004, 09:15 AM
Its saturday so I will second it myself(Ican do that you know) on this the 3rd day of Oct dexman38 was voted in as owner of the LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE ...Welcome aboard.........Please ajust your sig. :hammer2:

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
10-02-2004, 09:34 AM
What's everyone doing today in this lovely town?
well I'm cleaning up the boat so I can do some deep blue boating on sunday

1stepcloser
10-02-2004, 11:09 AM
Afternoon all...
I'm stuck at work, very busy though so it's going fast.
I'm off to the Zoo tomorrow morning for a week of low traffic boating.http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

PlyaPlya22
10-02-2004, 11:16 AM
Welcome aboard Dexman!

Second "PLACE"
10-02-2004, 01:04 PM
Nice, I will get my uniform ready to go (Beaumont business casual - beer stained wife beater, cut-off jean shorts, neatly trimmed mini truck mullet, and can't forget the "Wine 'em Dine 'em 69 'em" trucker hat) and be studying up on all of the Codes...three broken down cars on jacks in the front yard MINIMUM...
Dont forget the "In-OUT-URGE" bumper sticker on tha back of your MAVERICK

Second "PLACE"
10-02-2004, 01:05 PM
Afternoon all...
I'm stuck at work, very busy though so it's going fast.
I'm off to the Zoo tomorrow morning for a week of low traffic boating.http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
Glad to see I'm not the ONLY one writting WAITERS today 1 STEP---glad you could join us !

FRENCHIE
10-02-2004, 08:57 PM
Its saturday so I will second it myself(Ican do that you know) on this the 3rd day of Oct dexman38 was voted in as owner of the LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE ...Welcome aboard.........Please ajust your sig. :hammer2:
Way to handle it Prez!!!! Big Dex is on my A+ list man!!!! whatever he asks fo ...you just give!!!!! ya hear!? :D :p
NO QUESTIONS ABOUT IT!!! :cool:

racecar.hotshoe
10-02-2004, 08:58 PM
Way to handle it Prez!!!! Big Dex is on my A+ list man!!!! whatever he asks fo ...you just give!!!!! ya hear!? :D :p
NO QUESTIONS ABOUT IT!!! :cool:I I Capt....... :D

FRENCHIE
10-03-2004, 06:04 PM
I I Capt....... :D
we just all get along so great and peachy in our town!! :hammer2: :D ;)

racecar.hotshoe
10-03-2004, 07:03 PM
Dont want it any other way....http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1917boat_funny2_copy.jpg

Steamin' Rice
10-03-2004, 07:16 PM
You have come to the right mt son.I wish to vote dexman38 in as LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE can I get a second...........
As part time TV repairman, I SECOND THAT!!
PS: Dex, send a case of Heineken over my way when you git a chance, k? :D :D

FRENCHIE
10-03-2004, 08:22 PM
As part time TV repairman, I SECOND THAT!!
PS: Dex, send a case of Heineken over my way when you git a chance, k? :D :D
mAYBEE YOU SHOULD BE BEAUMONT..'PSYCHIC'....HE LIKES HEINEKEN!!??? :jawdrop: ;)

FRENCHIE
10-04-2004, 04:59 AM
GOT MORE NEW MEMBERS...NEED ANOTHER UPDATE!!! :smile: