Guest Rules for Your Toilet

[JB in so cal]

1. Do your business somewhere else!!
if # 1 can't be avoided, have doctor's note and proceed.
2. If you make mud, remove all evidence of kersplash marks.
3. Open any window and turn on fan.
4 Light matches and/or use air freshener-prefereably strawberry. I like strawberry.
And have a nice rack!! :rollside: :rollside:
Proceed

[Dave C]

definately courtesy flush

[Ziggy]

put the damn seat back up :D

[Biglue]

Tamalewagon should not use it after eating Mexican food. :crossx:

[76ANTHONY]

Tamalewagon should not use it after eating Mexican food. :crossx:
get back to your hole :crossx:

[Ziggy]

Tamalewagon should not use it after eating Mexican food. :crossx:
Hola Lue :) So you know TW that well eh? Remind me never to feed you guys Mezican food :D

[2Driver]

Don't flush feminine products down the toilet. They blow up like footballs in your septic tank :eek:

[Biglue]

Hola Lue :) So you know TW that well eh? Remind me never to feed you guys Mezican food :D
HMMMM we can have a mushroom cloud laying contest. :crossx:

[havasurat27]

Lift seat and check for overspray.....I always get busted for that one. :yuk:

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

I actually have a rule in our motorhome bathroom. If you leave a skid, you have to clean it yourself. :yuk:
:D

[PlaneNutz]

Don't leave that quicksand stuff at the bottom before you walk away!!!

[Schiada76]

I actually have a rule in our motorhome bathroom. If you leave a skid, you have to clean it yourself. :yuk:
:D
I had an exfriend clog the motorhome toilet with a Mount Everest effort..............he left it for me to unclog. :220v: :mad:

[JB in so cal]

I had an exfriend clog the motorhome toilet with a Mount Everest effort..............he left it for me to unclog. :220v: :mad:
let me guess. Long stick and a lot of "sticking" :yuk: :yuk: I would fuggin be dry heavin' like a sombich!!

[Mrs.Killer]

For all you drunk men, learn how to aim in the toilet..if you have a problem, then have a seat.

[Havasu Hangin']

For all you drunk men, learn how to aim in the toilet..if you have a problem, then have a seat.
http://www.highperformancecars.com/hhangin/14711.jpg

[JB in so cal]

LOL!!!!!
Ruh Roh!!!

[Mrs.Killer]

H.H., then why are you still on the internet, get back in the kitchen. :yuk:

[Havasu Hangin']

H.H., then why are you still on the internet, get back in the kitchen. :yuk:
http://www.highperformancecars.com/hhangin/smartchart.jpg
:notam:

[JB in so cal]

H.H., then why are you still on the internet, get back in the kitchen. :yuk:
Crap. Only 80-something posts and she acts like she's been here for years :rolleyes:

[Mrs.Killer]

Crap. Only 80-something posts and she acts like she's been here for years :rolleyes:
I have, just didnt post. Do you have to be here for years to act the way i do. :rolleyes: . Show me the ***boat rules!!

[Mrs.Killer]

H.H. you shouldnt put yourself down like that.

[JB in so cal]

I have, just didnt post. Do you have to be here for years to act the way i do. :rolleyes: . Show me the ***boat rules!!
There was a hint of facetiouness in my post; trust me.

[Mrs.Killer]

There was a hint of facetiouness in my post; trust me.
:boxed:

[Havasu Hangin']

H.H. you shouldnt put yourself down like that.
http://www.highperformancecars.com/hhangin/clippy.jpg

[Mrs.Killer]

Im getting bord, can you come up with something better.

[Havasu Hangin']

Im getting bord, can you come up with something better.
Well...we certainly don't want the Princess to be bored. How about this one?
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/6thsensestupidpeople.jpg

[Ziggy]

:p :p :p :p :p I had an exfriend clog the motorhome toilet with a Mount Everest effort..............he left it for me to unclog. :220v: :mad:

[Mrs.Racer277]

:p :p :p :p :p
Hi Ziggy welcome back.
Now about that putting the seat up?????? :rolleyes: :)

[Ziggy]

Hi Ziggy welcome back.
Now about that putting the seat up?????? :rolleyes: :)Yeah, when you're done sitting on it put it up so we don't "splash" it later.. LOL :p
Hell, who am I fooling, my wife trained me well :rolleyes: :rollside: down it goes with a bang. :D
Glad to be back, sorta. :) :cry: :)
Looks like I'll be out for the 29th and most likely my wife will make it out with me the 13th of May with me...we have meetings in Vegas that week(11th/12th)

[Mrs.Killer]

Well...we certainly don't want the Princess to be bored. How about this one?
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/6thsensestupidpeople.jpg
HaHa your funny... last time i saw you, you had my girlfriend in the boat with you. Can you remember her name????

[Ziggy]

Hmmm :idea: Who's got the correct spelling? Kilr or Killer? ;)

[Havasu Hangin']

HaHa your funny... last time i saw you, you had my girlfriend in the boat with you. Can you remember her name????
Hmmmm.....all you Princesses blend together after awhile...all I remember was the poor Shockwave hunting us down! Instead of having cocktails with ole HH at the Turtle, you guys wanted to go sit in front of a locked house for a couple hours.
:notam:
Tell her I said "hello" if you talk to her.

[Mrs.Killer]

Hmmmm.....all you Princesses blend together after awhile...all I remember was the poor Shockwave hunting us down! Instead of having cocktails with ole HH at the Turtle, you guys wanted to go sit in front of a locked house for a couple hours.
:notam:
Tell her I said "hello" if you talk to her.
Yeah, i remember that day...I just spoke with her, Im trying to get her to come out this weekend.

[Havasu Hangin']

Yeah, i remember that day...I just spoke with her, Im trying to get her to come out this weekend.
Tell "Her Highness" we'll be out for 5 days before the Poker Run...if she wants to catch up.

[JB in so cal]

...can't a guy keep a toilet-themed thread going with it being jacked?
Ziggy. Mahalo. Kamehamaha! Maui Hilton!!

[Havasu Hangin']

...can't a guy keep a toilet-themed thread going with it being jacked?
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0101.gif

[Ziggy]

...can't a guy keep a toilet-themed thread going with it being jacked?
Ziggy. Mahalo. Kamehamaha! Maui Hilton!!
Kona 4 Seasons and Outrigger, get it straight. :rolleyes: .... :D
Really hated to come home...wasn't missing anything about SoCal in the least.
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Flush after you tinkle, even if its a few drops :p

[JB in so cal]

Kona 4 Seasons and Outrigger, get it straight. :rolleyes: .... :D
Really hated to come home...wasn't missing anything about SoCal in the least.
.
Flush after you tinkle, even if its a few drops :p
Ziggy, honestly. I think you have your new dealer-plate frame message!! :cool:

[Ziggy]

Ziggy, honestly. I think you have your new dealer-plate frame message!! :cool: Too funny.... :)
First one goes on the toilet at home :D

[kanedog]

If its longer than 10 inches and it hasnt broken in half yet, u must leave seat up and stick the toilet paper to the side of the bowl so everyone can see the long,brown marvel.

[Midlife Advantage]

he said Kersplash. hehehehe

[kanedog]

and then the water hits your ass!!!!!!

[Kilrtoy]

DONT SMOKE IN MY HOUSE, THAT INCLUDES MY BATHROOM....
WHO EVER DID THAT AT MY LAST PARTY WAS VERY RUDE AND INCONSIDERATE :mad: :crossx: :mad:

[probablecause]

Upper-decking a toilet is reserved for an "enemies" house.