New Year Resolutions.... [Archive]

MAINEVENT

12-27-2005, 04:32 PM

I'm gonna try and cut back on my drunk dials this year. :rollside:
OK now thats just a lie :rolleyes: :crossx:

76ANTHONY

12-27-2005, 04:32 PM

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djunkie

12-27-2005, 04:33 PM

OK now thats just a lie :rolleyes: :crossx:
I never stick to my resolutions anyways. :D

pixilatedpussy

12-27-2005, 04:37 PM

I would love to loose 15 pounds! Yah right! I love Doritos & bean dip way too much!

MAINEVENT

12-27-2005, 04:39 PM

I would love to loose 15 pounds! Yah right! I love Doritos & bean dip way too much!
Yeah try eating 2 dozen home made tamales in a weekend :(:)

djunkie

12-27-2005, 04:41 PM

Yeah try eating 2 dozen home made tamales in a weekend :(:)
At least you had something to unwrap for Christmas. :jawdrop: :D

MAINEVENT

12-27-2005, 04:42 PM

At least you had something to unwrap for Christmas. :jawdrop: :D
LOL

pixilatedpussy

12-27-2005, 04:42 PM

Yeah try eating 2 dozen home made tamales in a weekend :(:)
Yikes!

H20 Toie

12-27-2005, 04:43 PM

I would love to loose 15 pounds! Yah right! I love Doritos & bean dip way too much!
Damn i wish that was all i needed to lose. i'm working on 40 by Memorial day and another 40 after that :yuk:

pixilatedpussy

12-27-2005, 04:47 PM

Damn i wish that was all i needed to lose. i'm working on 40 by Memorial day and another 40 after that :yuk:
I hear ya.........river season is right around the corner! :mad:

MAINEVENT

12-27-2005, 04:50 PM

OK here are mine.....
Quit Smoking...
Loose some Lbs.......
Finish my BA in Criminal Justice.....
Get a new career........
Try to keep it civil with my ex-wife as we are right now better 4 my kids sake.....
Be divorced.......
Be the best Dad i can........
OH YEAH AND BANG AS MANY HOT CHIX AS POSSIBLE :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 04:51 PM

Okay, same one as always...I'm going to be more thoughtful to my posts and be nice to people :p I have failed the last 5 years now! Maybe, just maybe it will work this year :p ..........( . )( . )..........It was a Christmas wish :D :D

Jbb

12-27-2005, 04:53 PM

To have myself a much better year than this one was.... :)

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 04:53 PM

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 04:55 PM

To have myself a much better year than this one was.... :)
So you got alot of coal Brian :p How about fix the hoodscoop :idea: ..........( . )( . )......... :D :D

djunkie

12-27-2005, 04:55 PM

h2oski2fast

12-27-2005, 04:55 PM

Lets hear them..... :)
Not to hang out with that MAINEVENT guy. Unless you make it to BB572's party. Then it would be done at midnight.

MAINEVENT

12-27-2005, 04:56 PM

Holy shiat, you bite off alot eh!.........( . )( . )........I like to try and stick with one, when you fail at it! It's not so bad :p
I figured i might get half done and plus last year i had dead weight to pull around with me this year i should have more free time :rolleyes:

MAINEVENT

12-27-2005, 04:56 PM

:jawdrop: Homo :D :D
focker :crossx: :skull:

MAINEVENT

12-27-2005, 04:56 PM

Not to hang out with that MAINEVENT guy. Unless you make it to BB572's party. Then it would be done at midnight.
F.U.N. :yuk: :)

djunkie

12-27-2005, 04:57 PM

focker :crossx: :skull:
:skull: :skull:

Jbb

12-27-2005, 04:58 PM

So you got alot of coal Brian :p How about fix the hoodscoop :idea: ..........( . )( . )......... :D :D
Shakin the bushes Boss....shakin the bushes.... :)

h2oski2fast

12-27-2005, 04:59 PM

F.U.N. :yuk: :)
No, F.U.N. :cool: :cool: :cool:

Kilrtoy

12-27-2005, 05:05 PM

Im gonna start lying to everyone on here , so they think Im NICE :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed:

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 05:08 PM

I figured i might get half done and plus last year i had dead weight to pull around with me this year i should have more free time :rolleyes:
I hope you can do it........( . )( . )....I know about the focking ex-shit also, run free with it.... :cool:

probablecause

12-27-2005, 05:10 PM

To actually meet more of the HB people, especially Kilrtoy.

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 05:10 PM

Shakin the bushes Boss....shakin the bushes.... :)
I hear ya, mine burned down 10 years ago and you think I can find another one.........( . )( . ).......... :p

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 05:15 PM

To actually meet more of the HB people, especially Kilrtoy.
Then never talk about his womens BREASTS He has a gun and all that shit.........( . )( . )..........A motorcycle also, give you a whole new meaning to skid mark ( on your ass, I'm trying to be nice right now? is it working :p )

probablecause

12-27-2005, 05:18 PM

Then never talk about his womens BREASTS He has a gun and all that shit.........( . )( . )..........A motorcycle also, give you a whole new meaning to skid mark ( on your ass, I'm trying to be nice right now? is it working :p )
But he just seems a little misguided...

hoolign

12-27-2005, 05:19 PM

I resolve to quit bullshitting myself with unobtainable goals. :D

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 05:23 PM

But he just seems a little misguided...
I tell him all the time to post up some more........Please He ignores me, I think he wants to test out his billy club on me! I'm a Breast Man and he knows it, what a tease :p ...........( . )( . )...........

probablecause

12-27-2005, 05:25 PM

I tell him all the time to post up some more........Please He ignores me, I think he wants to test out his billy club on me! I'm a Breast Man and he knows it, what a tease :p ...........( . )( . )...........
Yeah, he does have nice breasts.

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 05:26 PM

I resolve to quit bullshitting myself with unobtainable goals. :D
Welcome to the Club Focker, mine always fail ! I really do try hard though for the first hour :p ............( . )( . )...........

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 05:29 PM

Yeah, he does have nice breasts.
Okay, I will believe you on that one :p Ynonne ( wish I knew that name right now, spelling is wrong :cry: )............( . )( . )...........She has the WICKED ONES ......... :D :D

hoolign

12-27-2005, 06:13 PM

Okay, I will believe you on that one :p Ynonne ( wish I knew that name right now, spelling is wrong :cry: )............( . )( . )...........She has the WICKED ONES ......... :D :D
All i can offer to you is this...you have one to many "n" in there somewhere :D

Jbb

12-27-2005, 06:24 PM

I hear ya, mine burned down 10 years ago and you think I can find another one.........( . )( . ).......... :p
lol....somehow ...I figured that reference was gonna be a little ...vague.... :p

topless

12-27-2005, 06:25 PM

Im gonna start lying to everyone on here , so they think Im NICE :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed:I did it a couple years ago....................and it worked! LOL

hoolign

12-27-2005, 06:27 PM

I did hoolign a couple years ago....................and it worked! LOL
God I luvs me this woman ! :)

alfonzo

12-27-2005, 06:44 PM

Im gonna start lying to everyone on here , so they think Im NICE :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed: :boxed:
Its to late, everyone know the real deal :D

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 06:55 PM

I did it a couple years ago....................and it worked! LOL
No, I still think you are a c unt :p .............( . )( . )........ :D :D

24ROD

12-27-2005, 07:01 PM

Only two..............work alot less, play alot more!

hoolign

12-27-2005, 07:05 PM

No, I still think you are a c unt :p .............( . )( . )........ :D :D
Hanson..that's my mistress your baggin on :mad:

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 07:07 PM

Hanson..that's my mistress your baggin on :mad:
I said it in a nice f uckin way, f ucker :p ...........( . )( . ).......She has one right? :p :D :D You know a cock- holster :p

topless

12-27-2005, 07:10 PM

No, I still think you are a c unt :p .............( . )( . )........ :D :D
Maybe so but at least I'm not a wuss ass that makes no sense when posting. Pretty much looks like you're gay.......Oh wait! You're a bench racer right? Now go put your womens clothes on and be yourself.

hoolign

12-27-2005, 07:10 PM

I said it in a nice f uckin way, f ucker :p ...........( . )( . ).......She has one right? :p :D :D You know a cock- holster :p
Jesus H Christ...i thought she just had a big finger :2purples:

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 07:10 PM

Hanson..that's my mistress your baggin on :mad:
Or is she a Hoover Girl :p they gave up Brooms in the 16th Century :p ........( . )( . )..........

hoolign

12-27-2005, 07:12 PM

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 07:13 PM

Maybe so but at least I'm not a wuss ass that makes no sense when posting. Pretty much looks like you're gay.......Oh wait! You're a bench racer right? Now go put your womens clothes on and be yourself.
You relpy to me, so does it makes sence :p , you want me to dress like a girl........nasty baby.........( . )( . )........Maybe in the AM, my girdle is being cleaned :cry:

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 07:14 PM

Hi lover :)
I thought her name was no tits.......( . )( . )...TopLess :p

topless

12-27-2005, 07:18 PM

I thought her name was no tits.......( . )( . )...TopLess :pDon't think Kimberly, it only proves your stupidity.

hoolign

12-27-2005, 07:21 PM

Don't think Kimberly, it only proves your stupidity.
AGAIN......HI LOVER ( I can only increase this to size 6 :mad: ) :D

Kilrtoy

12-27-2005, 07:21 PM

I did it a couple years ago....................and it worked! LOL
And boy did you pull the wool over their eyes...
but I know the real topless

topless

12-27-2005, 07:22 PM

And boy did you pull the wool over their eyes...
but I know the real toplessShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :crossx:

Kilrtoy

12-27-2005, 07:27 PM

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :crossx:
I know with all the newbie's on here in the last year, I wont let them in on your secret. Its just between us and the HAY , so to speak

Windy

12-27-2005, 07:29 PM

To keep my Hunny happy. :)

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 07:29 PM

Don't think Kimberly, it only proves your stupidity.
I'm not thinking Topless, so what does that prove?......... :p I play with no minds, it's okay though...it's fun like kindergarden........ :p :D

topless

12-27-2005, 07:30 PM

I know with all the newbie's on here in the last year, I wont let them in on your secret. Its just between us and the HAY , so to speak
ROTFLMFAO. I KNOW you can keep a secret. My Mom used to think you were going to murder me when she found out I was posting on this site. Little did she know I talked more crap than most here. :crossx: :cry:

topless

12-27-2005, 07:32 PM

I'm not thinking Topless, ...it's fun like kindergarden........ :p :D
Oh OK Kimmie.......Go to Bench Racers so I can figure out WTF you're talking about.

topless

12-27-2005, 07:34 PM

To keep my Hunny happy. :)Hi hunny! Still going New Years Eve? It was soooo good seeing you last week. :)

Kilrtoy

12-27-2005, 07:34 PM

ROTFLMFAO. I KNOW you can keep a secret. My Mom used to think you were going to murder me when she found out I was posting on this site. Little did she know I talked more crap than most here. :crossx: :cry:
That is too funny, Some people who are new here think I just started picking on them...
Little do they know of the 02 and 03 year with TOPLESS, I had.... and no I would never do that, what you posted.....I am a NICE guy, who will tell you what you want to hear and lie to you in the process, of course that begins after midnight 12/31/05......
So until then...
TOPLESS still has yet to GET TOPLESS DAMN IT....
Why is your name topless anyways, its always on.......

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 07:35 PM

Oh OK Kimmie.......Go to Bench Racers so I can figure out WTF you're talking about.
So you understand that shit, I bet you have no tits also.......liar........( . )( . )........... :p Are we going to have some fun no tit's.......... :D :D

topless

12-27-2005, 07:37 PM

That is too funny, Some people who are new here think I just started picking on them...
Little do they know of the 02 and 03 year with TOPLESS, I had.... and no I would never do that, what you posted.....I am a NICE guy, who will tell you what you want to hear and lie to you in the process, of course that begins after midnight 12/31/05......
So until then...
TOPLESS still has yet to GET TOPLESS DAMN IT....
Why is your name topless anyways, its always on.......LMAO!!!! You already know there was a topless pic of me ........It just had a piece of paper in front of the boobies. Still it was topless.

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 07:40 PM

LMAO!!!! You already know there was a topless pic of me ........It just had a piece of paper in front of the boobies. Still it was topless.
Fake, buttered up and all that shit :p I have no one to pick on tonight, so you are the flavor of December girl :p ......( . )( . )........Let's see the shit, I mean tit's...... :p

topless

12-27-2005, 07:40 PM

So you understand that shit, I bet you have no tits also.......liar........( . )( . )........... :p Are we going to have some fun no tit's.......... :D :D
Fun doing what? Watching you cross dress??? I think NOT.

atomickitn

12-27-2005, 07:41 PM

to keep a smile on a special someones pretty lil face, and to take very good care of her .. :)

Kilrtoy

12-27-2005, 07:46 PM

LMAO!!!! You already know there was a topless pic of me ........It just had a piece of paper in front of the boobies. Still it was topless.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
remove the paper and then it will be topless.
That paper was acting just like a shirt

topless

12-27-2005, 07:47 PM

to keep a smile on a special someones pretty lil face, and to take very good care of her .. :)
Thats why I love you! :)

topless

12-27-2005, 07:47 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
remove the paper and then it will be topless.
That paper was acting just like a shirtThe paper kept me from being banned.

Kilrtoy

12-27-2005, 07:51 PM

The paper kept me from being banned.
SURVEY SAYS......................
WRONG
you can send one over anytime......
and then I will certify you as the REAL TOPLESS,
until then , you are just the great pretender

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 07:52 PM

Fun doing what? Watching you cross dress??? I think NOT.
Fun doing what?
This silly shit!
Watching you cross dress???
What does it bother you that I can look more like a women than you ? :p Bitch!
I think NOT You know you do.............( . )( . ).......... :p :p

topless

12-27-2005, 07:58 PM

Kimmie Kimmie Kimmie, LAY OFF THE BOTTLE!

SummitKarl

12-27-2005, 08:02 PM

To keep my Hunny happy. :)
I hope those leggs are 280 miles long :)

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 08:06 PM

Kimmie Kimmie Kimmie, LAY OFF THE BOTTLE!
Don't f ucking understand gibberish Titless, you sure seem to be understanding me now though :p I'm your friend Topless..so nice having this fun at the moment..I type fine, even drinking!.........(. )( . )........... :p

atomickitn

12-27-2005, 08:08 PM

I hope those leggs are 280 miles long :)
and then some!and very nice!

topless

12-27-2005, 08:08 PM

AGAIN......HI LOVER ( I can only increase this to size 6 :mad: ) :DHi my sweets! Ya got that Pinto ready for me? Right now I'm listening to the damn coyotes howling and need you to come ASAP.

atomickitn

12-27-2005, 08:11 PM

Thats why I love you! :)
thanks hope you had a nice xmas , and besides how on earth would i not want to keep her completly happy!......thats just silly! :rollside:

SummitKarl

12-27-2005, 08:11 PM

To get back to a min. of 50mi. of motocross training ea. week

SummitKarl

12-27-2005, 08:15 PM

and then some!and very nice!
hey were did you come from...get back to work, it's not 10pm yet...SK hours 8am - 10pm. NOT!!!!!!! 7am - dinner :)

Kim Hanson

12-27-2005, 08:17 PM

Hi my sweets! Ya got that Pinto ready for me? Right now I'm listening to the damn coyotes howling and need you to come ASAP.
I'm not a f ucking coyote, you be nice now or I'm going to eat you :p ............( . )( . ).........

atomickitn

12-27-2005, 08:19 PM

hey were did you come from...get back to work, it's not 10pm yet...SK hours 8am - 10pm. NOT!!!!!!! 7am - dinner :)
damm i ran out of light can you fixx it call mother nature and ring her neck ,,thanks,beside im still working im doing some azz kissing :rollside:

JetBoatRich

12-27-2005, 08:22 PM

Resolutions :argue: who needs them :cool:

hoolign

12-27-2005, 09:06 PM

Hi my sweets! Ya got that Pinto ready for me? Right now I'm listening to the damn coyotes howling and need you to come ASAP.
I upgraded..we gots us a 76 nova! :)

topless

12-27-2005, 09:29 PM

I upgraded..we gots us a 76 nova! :)WOO HOOO we got a sun roof? Or is it convertible?

hoolign

12-27-2005, 09:34 PM

WOO HOOO we got a sun roof? Or is it convertible?
ahh...we can leave the back doors open are ya disapointed?? :frown:

topless

12-27-2005, 09:41 PM

ahh...we can leave the back doors open are ya disapointed?? :frown:
Baby, you never disappoint me. You excite me with your idiveduality.

hoolign

12-27-2005, 09:44 PM

Baby, you never disappoint me. You excite me with your idiveduality.
So what your sayin is ..you won't tell anyone about us :mad:

PlyaPlya22

12-27-2005, 09:46 PM

ahh...we can leave the back doors open are ya disapointed?? :frown:
If ya can't get in let me know.....you can borrow my key..I carry it in my shoe :rollside:

hoolign

12-27-2005, 09:51 PM

If ya can't get in let me know.....you can borrow my key..I carry it in my shoe :rollside:
TO MY NOVA?????..

HOOTER SLED-

12-27-2005, 10:40 PM

I would love to loose 15 pounds! Yah right! I love Doritos & bean dip way too much!
<-------------MRS HERE!!!!
Me tooooooooooooooo momma!!!!! I start the gym as soon as the boys go back to school!!!!!!! :yuk: :yuk:
How was Christmas????

svlperry

12-28-2005, 01:15 AM

go to the river more

my21advantage

12-28-2005, 01:25 AM

I'm not gonna drink anymore........
then again I'm not going to drink any less :D :D :D

MAINEVENT

12-28-2005, 07:56 AM

<-------------MRS HERE!!!!
Me tooooooooooooooo momma!!!!! I start the gym as soon as the boys go back to school!!!!!!! :yuk: :yuk:
How was Christmas????
You can do side bends or situps but please dont loose that butt........ Ole School Sir Mix A Lot hahahaha :rollside:

azgfboatgirl

12-28-2005, 08:28 AM

If I tell they won't come true....lol :p

barbigrl

12-28-2005, 08:34 AM

To be more organized :)

HOOTER SLED-

12-28-2005, 09:00 AM

To be more organized :)
Yes, your HB get together coordinating has been slipping lately.

HOOTER SLED-

12-28-2005, 09:02 AM

You can do side bends or situps but please dont loose that butt........ Ole School Sir Mix A Lot hahahaha :rollside:
That big ole' onion ain't going nowhere. No matter what she does. It's ghettoliscious. :devil:

AzLakeLizard

12-28-2005, 09:36 AM

Have a few I could post.. but most of all .. to get back into my bikini "shape" for the warm months!... (procrastination is my worst enemy!)
and spend more "QUALITY" time with my sweet man! :rollside: