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MagicMtnDan
10-05-2004, 05:38 AM
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
source: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=14&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

lucky
10-05-2004, 05:44 AM
no way in hell could i ever mistake my dick for a chicken neck -
May be just maybe - a foot long lungeisa - but never a chicken neck ...

NashvilleBound
10-05-2004, 05:46 AM
no way in hell could i ever mistake my dick for a chicken neck -
May be just maybe - a foot long lungeisa - but never a chicken neck ...
ROTFLMAO...something like that eh??? Thats gotta hurt! :cry:

NOTALENT
10-05-2004, 05:48 AM
oh...I thought it was going to be a joke..Something that happend in Beaumont...haha

JetBoatRich
10-05-2004, 06:28 AM
Note to self :hammer2: never try to cut off chicken head naked :2purples:

SoCalOffshore
10-05-2004, 06:35 AM
I guess all those years of choking his chicken, finally caught up with him.

little rowe boat
10-05-2004, 07:11 AM
I thought he might have been from Beaumont. :D

76BARRON
10-05-2004, 07:32 AM
To bad he didn't do it 50+ year's sooner before he was allowed to breed!
hope the dog is ok!

lucky
10-05-2004, 07:34 AM
it tasted like chicken :rolleyes: