Beaumont Job Fair!

[racecar.hotshoe]

We are in need of six more people to fill jobs to make the 100 mark.

[racecar.hotshoe]

I vote in Bank Boy as the Official Welfare Check Cashier....Can I get a second.........

[sintax]

You have a firearms dealer yet? mullet needs a firearm for drunken shooting of cans and small wild animals.
-Scott

[racecar.hotshoe]

You have a firearms dealer yet? mullet needs a firearm for drunken shooting of cans and small wild animals.
-ScottYou can be that if you want,Let me know I will put it to a vote?

[Second "PLACE"]

I vote in Bank Boy as the Official Welfare Check Cashier....Can I get a second.........
I second that....Get 'er done, ADJUST your sig.......BOLD !

[LVJAKAZ]

Welcome Bank Boy ;)

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 5th day of Oct Bank Boy was voted in as Official Welfare Check Cashier.........Welcome aboard.........Please adjust your sig...... :hammer2:

[sintax]

You can be that if you want,Let me know I will put it to a vote?
Lets do it! :devil:
-Scott

[racecar.hotshoe]

I vote in sintax as Firearms Dealer can i get a second...........

[robt]

you all got a pest control service yet

[racecar.hotshoe]

you all got a pest control service yetNope!

[racecar.hotshoe]

I vote in robt as Pest Control can I get a second..............

[TRIMM MANN]

Mr. Prez,
I nominate Hot Diggity Dog for official Beaumont Photographer :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

Mr. Prez,
I nominate Hot Diggity Dog for official Beaumont Photographer :DHe is,He just has not done his sig........... :hammer2:

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 5th day of Oct sintax was voted in as Firearms Dealer And robt was voted in as Pest Control.........Welcome aboard.........Please adjust your sigs................... :hammer2: :hammer2:

[JetBoatRich]

I think an updated list is in order :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

I think an updated list is in order :DFor you anything............ :)

[racecar.hotshoe]

Beaumont Possie
Name Title
1 racecar.hotshoe Prez
2 Mrs.racecar.hotshoe the first lady
3 Frenchie "VICE PREZ / FOUNDER
4 Sya BEAUMONT SECURITY CHIEF AND MASTER AT ARMS
5 Plya C.D.C. & C.O.O.
6 Kilrtoy THE JUDGE/PIMP
7 Mrs.Kilrtoy Mrs Beaumont 2004/5/6/7…..
8 Force 26 SHERRIFF & TREASURER
9 Mrs Racer277 BEAUMONT SECRETARY
10 CASEAN Transportation Manager
11 Mrs CASEAN Beaumont Lifeguard
12 Todd969 Janitor/coffee maker
13 Boat Loan Guy Piano player for the local ***** house
14 ROZ (Town drunk)
15 Keithb87 Master of Ceremonies / Events Coordinator
16 Kachina26 Vice President in charge of High Desert operations
17 Dicudmore PUBLIC RELATIONS/HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER
18 Redneckgirl Business Manager
19 Outcole,d DR. PHIL OF BEAUMONT
20 Throwerb office of education and welfare
21 GLD Small Claims Court Moderator
22 Jdogginla Official Beaumont Pimp
23 dmontzsta Official Beaumont City Thug
24 IN2-IN2MX BEAUMONT MASSEUSE
25 Ntwotrance OFFICIAL OFFICER OF THE COURT
26 Ahhell greeter at the wal-mart
27 hondajoey City Project Engineer
28 Mike37 BEAUMONT CUSTOM HOMES
29 Sceam Official Prop Checker
30 debbolas Fastest fingers in Beaumont
31 Roxysnow City tax assessor
32 OGShocker Border Guard
33 IN2-MX OB/GYN
34 Boozer Thong/Pasty inspector
35 Shockwave tom Assistant Event/Meeting planner???
36 Phatt Matt Bartender
37 Goldilocks Nuclear Scientist
38 RiverToysJason Historian
39 hot_diggity_dog Official Photographer
40 Topless Beaumont Escort service
41 DryHeatOnly Office of ***boater Assistance
42 mbrown2 Cherry Festival Pagaent Judge
43 gotajettboat Priest
44 Froggystyle "Minister of Beaumont Homeland Security"
45 Mrs. Mainevent Head Escort
46 Lightning Chief of Financial Investments
47 titties and beer Beaumont Bouncer
48 lewiville Beaumont AD GUY
49 Beer Hunter Bail Bondsman
50 MainEvent Town Gigolo
51 hallet flatbottom Kid The Pool Guy
52 Riverkitty PUSSY CONTROL
53 ChumpChange Trash Man
54 Second "PLACE" "Attorney"
55 essexjet Beaumont Ambulance driver
56 Her454 Local Jello Shooter
57 Tom Brown ORGANIST
58 1 STEP CLOSER Town MIDGET
59 Mandelon Slum Lord
60 Ivan Dan Realtor
61 PHOTOGLOU Used car salesman
62 Mr & Mrs Flying Vee "Official Beaumont Turd Chasers"…
63 Steamin Rice Official TV Repairman
64 Havasu47 Official Barnacle Scraper
65 Mrs HLB topless hairdresser
66 boatslayer OFFICIAL SPEED DEMON
67 Totally IncapASSitated BUILDING INSPECTOR
68 FMlovesWaterBaby Radio Disk Jockey
69 Cola Animal Control
70 SoCalHD Beaumont K9
71 HARDCORE-SKI Official Golf Cart Driver
72 Knuckle head Official Park Ranger
73 repo man Athletic Director
74 mrsdrmr "Fairest of the Fair"
75 dexman38 owner of the LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE
76 welk2party land and loan mogul
77 phebus Town Arsonist
78 moneysucker Official Petroleum Distribution Technician
79 Rp1 Welfare Director
80 LVJAKAS official gardner
81 Taxman School Nurse
82 Sane Asylum Pirate at Large
83 sneauxcone Beaumont Oyster Shucker
84 Parker Dreamin Official Dog Walker
85 Trimm MANN Fire Chief/Thong Checker
86 Tequila-John Official Instigator
87 JetBoatRich Town Clown
88 havalen Crossing Guard
89 Mfg Pro Director of Higher Education
90 Lucky IMPORT and EXPORTER
91 HotDogz Asst.Cat Catcher
92 NorCal Gameshow The mailman/beer distributor
93 Nodigg Official Trailer Trash Certification Specialist
94 riverbound Official Caulk Salesman
95 Bank Boy Official Welfare Check Cashier
96 robt Pest Control
97 sintax Firearms Dealer

[Kokopelli]

OK, I am really feeling left out. That's the second time I didn't make the list :confused: I was voted in yesterday morning by the VP. :D
I have been out all morning looking for a dirt lot for a new trailer park. We have a big housing boom going on here. I found a piece of land where the old missle site used to be. Anyone remember the trailer location in National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation? Kind of the same thing....

[BarryMac]

Beaumont Possie
Name Title
1 racecar.hotshoe Prez
2 Mrs.racecar.hotshoe the first lady
3 Frenchie "VICE PREZ / FOUNDER
4 Sya BEAUMONT SECURITY CHIEF AND MASTER AT ARMS
5 Plya C.D.C. & C.O.O.
6 Kilrtoy THE JUDGE/PIMP
7 Mrs.Kilrtoy Mrs Beaumont 2004/5/6/7…..
8 Force 26 SHERRIFF & TREASURER
9 Mrs Racer277 BEAUMONT SECRETARY
10 CASEAN Transportation Manager
11 Mrs CASEAN Beaumont Lifeguard
12 Todd969 Janitor/coffee maker
13 Boat Loan Guy Piano player for the local ***** house
14 ROZ (Town drunk)
15 Keithb87 Master of Ceremonies / Events Coordinator
16 Kachina26 Vice President in charge of High Desert operations
17 Dicudmore PUBLIC RELATIONS/HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER
18 Redneckgirl Business Manager
19 Outcole,d DR. PHIL OF BEAUMONT
20 Throwerb office of education and welfare
21 GLD Small Claims Court Moderator
22 Jdogginla Official Beaumont Pimp
23 dmontzsta Official Beaumont City Thug
24 IN2-IN2MX BEAUMONT MASSEUSE
25 Ntwotrance OFFICIAL OFFICER OF THE COURT
26 Ahhell greeter at the wal-mart
27 hondajoey City Project Engineer
28 Mike37 BEAUMONT CUSTOM HOMES
29 Sceam Official Prop Checker
30 debbolas Fastest fingers in Beaumont
31 Roxysnow City tax assessor
32 OGShocker Border Guard
33 IN2-MX OB/GYN
34 Boozer Thong/Pasty inspector
35 Shockwave tom Assistant Event/Meeting planner???
36 Phatt Matt Bartender
37 Goldilocks Nuclear Scientist
38 RiverToysJason Historian
39 hot_diggity_dog Official Photographer
40 Topless Beaumont Escort service
41 DryHeatOnly Office of ***boater Assistance
42 mbrown2 Cherry Festival Pagaent Judge
43 gotajetboat Priest
44 Froggystyle "Minister of Beaumont Homeland Security"
45 Mrs. Mainevent Head Escort
46 Lightning Chief of Financial Investments
47 titties and beer Beaumont Bouncer
48 lewiville Beaumont AD GUY
49 Beer Hunter Bail Bondsman
50 MainEvent Town Gigolo
51 hallet flatbottom Kid The Pool Guy
52 Riverkitty PUSSY CONTROL
53 ChumpChange Trash Man
54 Second "PLACE" "Attorney"
55 essexjet Beaumont Ambulance driver
56 Her454 Local Jello Shooter
57 Tom Brown ORGANIST
58 1 STEP CLOSER Town MIDGET
59 Mandelon Slum Lord
60 Ivan Dan Realtor
61 PHOTOGLOU Used car salesman
62 Mr & Mrs Flying Vee "Official Beaumont Turd Chasers"…
63 Steamin Rice Official TV Repairman
64 Havasu47 Official Barnacle Scraper
65 Mrs HLB topless hairdresser
66 boatslayer OFFICIAL SPEED DEMON
67 Totally IncapASSitated BUILDING INSPECTOR
68 FMlovesWaterBaby Radio Disk Jockey
69 Cola Animal Control
70 SoCalHD Beaumont K9
71 HARDCORE-SKI Official Golf Cart Driver
72 Knuckle head Official Park Ranger
73 repo man Athletic Director
74 mrsdrmr "Fairest of the Fair"
75 dexman38 owner of the LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE
76 welk2party land and loan mogul
77 phebus Town Arsonist
78 moneysucker Official Petroleum Distribution Technician
79 Rp1 Welfare Director
80 LVJAKAS official gardner
81 Taxman School Nurse
82 Sane Asylum Pirate at Large
83 sneauxcone Beaumont Oyster Shucker
84 Parker Dreamin Official Dog Walker
85 Trimm MANN Fire Chief/Thong Checker
86 Tequila-John Official Instigator
87 JetBoatRich Town Clown
88 havalen Crossing Guard
89 Mfg Pro Director of Higher Education
90 Lucky IMPORT and EXPORTER
91 HotDogz Asst.Cat Catcher
92 NorCal Gameshow The mailman/beer distributor
93 Nodigg Official Trailer Trash Certification Specialist
94 riverbound Official Caulk Salesman
95 Bank Boy Official Welfare Check Cashier
96 robt Pest Control
97 sintax Firearms Dealer
98 kokopelli Trailer Park Developer

[BarryMac]

People, People, People, please keep in mind that the rev. is still looking for some alter girls, if you want too volunteer please meet me at the backdoor of the church, I will be accepting applications pesonally...
the rev. gjb

[uvindex]

We are in need of six more people to fill jobs to make the 100 mark.I'd like to apply for either "Chief of Florida-related Beaumont operations" or "Guy who changes the lightbulbs in Beaumont's Big-A$$ Jumbotron sign by the freeway". (Salary negotiable. :))

[Huckleberry]

Does yer fair city have an "Official Bikini Waxer/hedge trimmer"? I'd like to volunteer my services. It may be a realy ugly job...But someone's gotta Git Er Done!

[racecar.hotshoe]

OK, I am really feeling left out. That's the second time I didn't make the list :confused: I was voted in yesterday morning by the VP. :D
I have been out all morning looking for a dirt lot for a new trailer park. We have a big housing boom going on here. I found a piece of land where the old missle site used to be. Anyone remember the trailer location in National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation? Kind of the same thing....Sorry I will fix it.Its hard to keep up..... :D

[TRIMM MANN]

:cool: :devil:

[racecar.hotshoe]

I'd like to apply for either "Chief of Florida-related Beaumont operations" or "Guy who changes the lightbulbs in Beaumont's Big-A$$ Jumbotron sign by the freeway". (Salary negotiable. :))Take your pick?

[TRIMM MANN]

Just checking the sig

[racecar.hotshoe]

Does yer fair city have an "Official Bikini Waxer/hedge trimmer"? I'd like to volunteer my services. It may be a realy ugly job...But someone's gotta Git Er Done!Do you want in?????????/

[uvindex]

Take your pick?Please put me down for "Beaumont's Ambassador to Florida"
(Hey, can I get an advance on my first paycheck? :D )

[racecar.hotshoe]

Just checking the sighttp://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/smiley_abtu.gif

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 5th day of Oct RatherBeInLHC was voted in as "Beaumont's Ambassador to Florida".........Welcome aboard......Please adjust your sig........... :hammer2:

[Huckleberry]

Do you want in?????????/
I may regret it, but sign me up. What's it pay?

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 5th day of Oct Huckleberry was voted in as Official Bikini Waxer/hedge trimmer........Welcome aboard..........Please adjust your sig........ :hammer2:

[MsDrmr]

Gjb, how could you possibly forget little ol me, I am a beaumont resident, you named all but me :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: and I thought we had something special :cry: :yuk:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Gjb, how could you possibly forget little ol me, I am a beaumont resident, you named all but me :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: and I thought we had something special :cry: :yuk:# 74

[BarryMac]

Gjb, how could you possibly forget little ol me, I am a beaumont resident, you named all but me :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown: and I thought we had something special :cry: :yuk:
I have to play ignorant, I'm not sure what you are talking about my child, please explain so the Father can make the wrong write. I will go to my office and pray that we can work through this. When you are reday meet me there...
the rev. gjb

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 5th day of Oct Unforgiven was voted in as Electrician.....Welcome aboard.........Please adjust your sig........ :hammer2:

[FRENCHIE]

im lovin the job fair good work prez!! :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

im lovin the job fair good work prez!! :DWe are at 102 but we need Bre and some others that have not come aboard.... :idea: