Please Welcome Beaumonts 100th Member Huckleberry

[racecar.hotshoe]

Beaumont Possie
Name Title
1 racecar.hotshoe Prez
2 Mrs.racecar.hotshoe the first lady
3 Frenchie "VICE PREZ / FOUNDER
4 Sya BEAUMONT SECURITY CHIEF AND MASTER AT ARMS
5 Plya C.D.C. & C.O.O.
6 Kilrtoy THE JUDGE/PIMP
7 Mrs.Kilrtoy Mrs Beaumont 2004/5/6/7…..
8 Force 26 SHERRIFF & TREASURER
9 Mrs Racer277 BEAUMONT SECRETARY
10 CASEAN Transportation Manager
11 Mrs CASEAN Beaumont Lifeguard
12 Todd969 Janitor/coffee maker
13 Boat Loan Guy Piano player for the local ***** house
14 ROZ (Town drunk)
15 Keithb87 Master of Ceremonies / Events Coordinator
16 Kachina26 Vice President in charge of High Desert operations
17 Dicudmore PUBLIC RELATIONS/HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER
18 Redneckgirl Business Manager
19 Outcole,d DR. PHIL OF BEAUMONT
20 Throwerb office of education and welfare
21 GLD Small Claims Court Moderator
22 Jdogginla Official Beaumont Pimp
23 dmontzsta Official Beaumont City Thug
24 IN2-IN2MX BEAUMONT MASSEUSE
25 Ntwotrance OFFICIAL OFFICER OF THE COURT
26 Ahhell greeter at the wal-mart
27 hondajoey City Project Engineer
28 Mike37 BEAUMONT CUSTOM HOMES
29 Sceam Official Prop Checker
30 debbolas Fastest fingers in Beaumont
31 Roxysnow City tax assessor
32 OGShocker Border Guard
33 IN2-MX OB/GYN
34 Boozer Thong/Pasty inspector
35 Shockwave tom Assistant Event/Meeting planner???
36 Phatt Matt Bartender
37 Goldilocks Nuclear Scientist
38 RiverToysJason Historian
39 hot_diggity_dog Official Photographer
40 Topless Beaumont Escort service
41 DryHeatOnly Office of ***boater Assistance
42 mbrown2 Cherry Festival Pagaent Judge
43 gotajettboat Priest
44 Froggystyle "Minister of Beaumont Homeland Security"
45 Mrs. Mainevent Head Escort
46 Lightning Chief of Financial Investments
47 titties and beer Beaumont Bouncer
48 lewiville Beaumont AD GUY
49 Beer Hunter Bail Bondsman
50 MainEvent Town Gigolo
51 hallet flatbottom Kid The Pool Guy
52 Riverkitty PUSSY CONTROL
53 ChumpChange Trash Man
54 Second "PLACE" "Attorney"
55 essexjet Beaumont Ambulance driver
56 Her454 Local Jello Shooter
57 Tom Brown ORGANIST
58 1 STEP CLOSER Town MIDGET
59 Mandelon Slum Lord
60 Ivan Dan Realtor
61 PHOTOGLOU Used car salesman
62 Mr & Mrs Flying Vee "Official Beaumont Turd Chasers"…
63 Steamin Rice Official TV Repairman
64 Havasu47 Official Barnacle Scraper
65 Mrs HLB topless hairdresser
66 boatslayer OFFICIAL SPEED DEMON
67 Totally IncapASSitated BUILDING INSPECTOR
68 FMlovesWaterBaby Radio Disk Jockey
69 Cola Animal Control
70 SoCalHD Beaumont K9
71 HARDCORE-SKI Official Golf Cart Driver
72 Knuckle head Official Park Ranger
73 repo man Athletic Director
74 mrsdrmr "Fairest of the Fair"
75 dexman38 owner of the LIQUOR BANK AND RECORD STORE
76 welk2party land and loan mogul
77 phebus Town Arsonist
78 moneysucker Official Petroleum Distribution Technician
79 Rp1 Welfare Director
80 LVJAKAS official gardner
81 Taxman School Nurse
82 Sane Asylum Pirate at Large
83 sneauxcone Beaumont Oyster Shucker
84 Parker Dreamin Official Dog Walker
85 Trimm MANN Fire Chief/Thong Checker
86 Tequila-John Official Instigator
87 JetBoatRich Town Clown
88 havalen Crossing Guard
89 Mfg Pro Director of Higher Education
90 Lucky IMPORT and EXPORTER
91 HotDogz Asst.Cat Catcher
92 NorCal Gameshow The mailman/beer distributor
93 Nodigg Official Trailer Trash Certification Specialist
94 riverbound Official Caulk Salesman
95 Bank Boy Official Welfare Check Cashier
96 robt Pest Control
97 sintax Firearms Dealer
98 Kokopelli Trailer Park Developer
99 RatherBeInLHC "Beaumont's Ambassador to Florida"
100 Huckleberry Official Bikini Waxer/hedge trimmer

[Second "PLACE"]

Long live the 909/951 and the ENTIRE valley of the dirt people. :D

[Kachina26]

Awesome!!! Welcome aboard!

[cola]

I think it is very fitting that I am member #69
Thank-you :cool:

[Huckleberry]

I'm so proud to be #100!!! (Blushing) I'd like to thank my agent, my mom/sister, my brother Darryl, my other brother Darryl, The Honorable Prez racecar.hotshoe and his lovely wife, and all the fine inbred citizens of Beaumont. Please make sure to call ahead for an appointment.
That being said...I'm off to Walmart to buy a weedwacker and hedge trimmer.

[BarryMac]

Welcome home my son, please remember church on Sunday and when the collection plate comes around don't forget to drop in a little somen somen for the rev.
the rev. gjb

[racecar.hotshoe]

I'm so proud to be #100!!! (Blushing) I'd like to thank my agent, my mom/sister, my brother Darryl, my other brother Darryl, The Honorable Prez racecar.hotshoe and his lovely wife, and all the fine inbred citizens of Beaumont. Please make sure to call ahead for an appointment.
That being said...I'm off to Walmart to buy a weedwacker and hedge trimmer.http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/smiley_abtu.gif

[jdogginla]

I'm so proud to be #100!!! (Blushing) I'd like to thank my agent, my mom/sister, my brother Darryl, my other brother Darryl, The Honorable Prez racecar.hotshoe and his lovely wife, and all the fine inbred citizens of Beaumont. Please make sure to call ahead for an appointment.
That being said...I'm off to Walmart to buy a weedwacker and hedge trimmer.
Before you go to Walmart and get that hedge trimmer...........Change your Fricken Sig!@$@# It MUST be in bold......Running it hard in Beaumont....You know how we do it! If this is not done before you leave to Walmart I will instruct Ahhell (official Beaumont Walmart greeter) to deny you access to Walmart! Nuff Said
Ps.......welcome to Beaumont

[LVJAKAZ]

Welcome Huckleberry ;) Make sure you keep your yard clean :sqeyes: and Darryl and Darryl have to keep their clothes on, they are scaring the children :messedup:

[MsDrmr]

welcome welcome, I am a member too though no one would know cause I am not listed :devil: but oh well, welcome anyway :D

[Huckleberry]

Damn near go my arse kicked at the front door by Ahell. The sig line has been fix. My apologies to the Valley of Dirt People.

[MsDrmr]

Damn near go my arse kicked at the front door by Ahell. The sig line has been fix. My apologies to the Valley of Dirt People.
yeah Huck, I found that out from the rev (GJB) don't f-up the sig :hammerhea

[racecar.hotshoe]

Damn near go my arse kicked at the front door by Ahell. The sig line has been fix. My apologies to the Valley of Dirt People.
Good job...... :coffeycup :D

[Huckleberry]

Welcome Huckleberry ;) Make sure you keep your yard clean :sqeyes: and Darryl and Darryl have to keep their clothes on, they are scaring the children :messedup:
Well, Darryl is the one who has problems with the clothes thing. But my OTHER brother Darryl is the one who cannot keep that dang hockey helmet on all day. My mom/sister is gonna try superglue next.

[Huckleberry]

yeah Huck, I found that out from the rev (GJB) don't f-up the sig :hammerhea
Damn City Ordinances! I move to Valley of Dirt People to get away from that crap and be free!!! Where can a new resident find all of the ordinances?

[PlyaPlya22]

http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/smiley_abtu.gif
Congratulations to the people of Beaumont. It was a tough road but we conquered it.!!!

[Todd969]

Well welcome aboard, Can I get ya some :coffeycup Don't forget to RUN IT HARD!!!! BEAUMONT STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[racecar.hotshoe]

Congratulations to the people of Beaumont. It was a tough road but we conquered it.!!!Wont Frenchie be Happy......... :D I hope he has a big house..............

[HCS]

Good job. Welcome member 100.
Make sure you clean up your trimmings.

[OGShocker]

Huck' snuck under the wire and I am glad he did! Congrat's on the 100!

[That Guy]

Alright....I have been reluctant to try and obtain entrance to the Beaumont posse but if you'll take Huckleberry....I might have a shot. :p Any positions still open???? Huckleberry will vouch for my Beaumontness and I'll bring Mrs. Sbark1 as well. My only real asset... :p

[racecar.hotshoe]

Huck' snuck under the wire and I am glad he did! Congrat's on the 100!Does that make him a scratchback...... :coffeycup :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

Alright....I have been reluctant to try and obtain entrance to the Beaumont posse but if you'll take Huckleberry....I might have a shot. :p Any positions still open???? Huckleberry will vouch for my Beaumontness and I'll bring Mrs. Sbark1 as well. My only real asset... :pMake one up. :D

[Huckleberry]

Alright....I have been reluctant to try and obtain entrance to the Beaumont posse but if you'll take Huckleberry....I might have a shot. :p Any positions still open???? Huckleberry will vouch for my Beaumontness and I'll bring Mrs. Sbark1 as well. My only real asset... :p
I'll personally vouch for sbark1. Although Mrs. Sbark1 really has TWO very nice assets to add to our fine community.

[racecar.hotshoe]

I'll personally vouch for sbark1. Although Mrs. Sbark1 really has TWO very nice assets to add to our fine community.I will be needing proof....... :)

[That Guy]

Do you already have a Director of Business Development? I would be responsible for all new toothless strip clubs, tractor races, negotiating a discount with Skoal...etc. Let me know.

[Huckleberry]

Just got back from the Walmart. Picked up a few tools of the trade.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/69String_Trimmer.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/69Hog_Hedge_Trimmer.jpg
I'm now oficially open for bidness and awaiting my first appointment. Mrs sbark1??? :D

[JetBoatRich]

Good job there Huck :D I feel honored to be number 87 :jawdrop:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Do you already have a Director of Business Development? I would be responsible for all new toothless strip clubs, tractor races, negotiating a discount with Skoal...etc. Let me know.As you wish..... :D But I will need to see those pics.. :lightsabe

[That Guy]

I will be needing proof....... :)
I'll work on that....
:p

[topless]

welcome welcome, I am a member too though no one would know cause I am not listed :devil: but oh well, welcome anyway :D
You are NOT a member but a citizen. If you could READ you would know that you are listed. Now go study up on your hooked on phonics. Geeeeeeeeeezzzzz. :hammerhea :hammerhea :2purples:

[Huckleberry]

I'll work on that....
:p
If yer looking for nekkid pics of the Mrs, just let me know. I think I got a few last Wednesday nite when she was in the shower. :sqeyes: They're kinda fuzzy though cuz the windows were all steamed up.

[racecar.hotshoe]

So be it on this the 5th day of Oct sbark1 was voted in as Director of Business Development......Welcome aboard......Please adjust your sig....... :hammer2:

[Huckleberry]

Welcome sbark1!!! Now get to work and drum up some damn business for me!!! If I don't get some work soon, I'm gonna be on welfare like the rest of y'all.

[havalen]

Welcome #100 From#88.

[racecar.hotshoe]

You are NOT a member but a citizen. If you could READ you would know that you are listed. Now go study up on your hooked on phonics. Geeeeeeeeeezzzzz. :hammerhea :hammerhea :2purples:Hey that hurt. :confused:

[That Guy]

So be it on this the 5th day of Oct sbark1 was voted in as Director of Business Development......Welcome aboard......Please adjust your sig....... :hammer2:
Done as requested.....already in discussions with Fat Burger to be the other "anchor" end of our Mall. Walmart on one end...Fat Burger on the other...

[That Guy]

If yer looking for nekkid pics of the Mrs, just let me know. I think I got a few last Wednesday nite when she was in the shower. :sqeyes: They're kinda fuzzy though cuz the windows were all steamed up.
I thought that was you....Next time please bring your own ladder. I was looking for mine to spy on Topless.... :D :sqeyes:

[Huckleberry]

You are NOT a member but a citizen. If you could READ you would know that you are listed. Now go study up on your hooked on phonics. Geeeeeeeeeezzzzz. :hammerhea :hammerhea :2purples:
Hey, hey hey...Go easy on the girl. I personally know that she recently graduated from the Evelyn Woodhead Sped Redding Institution. She is probably still tweaking from last night. That, along with her new-found skilz she probably just skipped right over her name.

[racecar.hotshoe]

Done as requested.....already in discussions with Fat Burger to be the other "anchor" end of our Mall. Walmart on one end...Fat Burger on the other...http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/smilies-27068.png

[Huckleberry]

I thought that was you....Next time please bring your own ladder. I was looking for mine to spy on Topless.... :D :sqeyes:
I stole your ladder and turned it in to the recycleing center for the aluminum. Sorry bro, but works been kinda slow these days.

[MsDrmr]

You are NOT a member but a citizen. If you could READ you would know that you are listed. Now go study up on your hooked on phonics. Geeeeeeeeeezzzzz. :hammerhea :hammerhea :2purples:
Look I am sorry okay, I graduated from hear beaumont and teh olny thig i kno 2 red is mi nam I did know c it oka. forgiv mi, i m just a por grl here in beaumont with nuttin betr 2 do. forgiv mi im sare

[racecar.hotshoe]

http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/popcorn.gif Anyone!

[Huckleberry]

Look I am sorry okay, I graduated from hear beaumont and teh olny thig i kno 2 red is mi nam I did know c it oka. forgiv mi, i m just a por grl here in beaumont with nuttin betr 2 do. forgiv mi im sare
See, I told ya she was edumacated!!!

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

:lightsabe keep down the noise

[topless]

Weez all ejamakated heer in bomunt :notam:

[Huckleberry]

Go figure...The cops keeping the white trash down in Beaumont. :hammerhea

[racecar.hotshoe]

:lightsabe keep down the noiseDid you take some Robitussin.......... :coffeycup :D

[MsDrmr]

Hey, hey hey...Go easy on the girl. I personally know that she recently graduated from the Evelyn Woodhead Sped Redding Institution. She is probably still tweaking from last night. That, along with her new-found skilz she probably just skipped right over her name.
Hay u wernt sposed 2 tel no 1 bout that. I that we was frendz. I dont twek i m just a bit slo bout thinz k.
dont bee maken fun of mi. mi felingz r fragl, u wil mak mi cri :notam:

[Huckleberry]

Hay u wernt sposed 2 tel no 1 bout that. I that we was frendz. I dont twek i m just a bit slo bout thinz k.
dont bee maken fun of mi. mi felingz r fragl, u wil mak mi cri :notam:
Lord, I apoligize to mrsdrmr for callin' her a tweaker, and be with the starvin pygmies down there in New Guinea.
To make up for it I will send ya a gift certificate for a free trim-up.

[Misogynist]

You guys crack me up.... I leave the board for a few days... and the whole place devolves........... :crossx: lmao... long live the inbred empire..... :devil:

[MsDrmr]

Lord, I apoligize to mrsdrmr for callin' her a tweaker, and be with the starvin pygmies down there in New Guinea.
To make up for it I will send ya a gift certificate for a free trim-up.
have to do the hair on top of the head, there are some places that have no hair :)

[racecar.hotshoe]

have to do the hair on top of the head, there are some places that have no hair :)That aint right........ :2purples: :D :2purples:

[PlyaPlya22]

have to do the hair on top of the head, there are some places that have no hair :)
Sounds like a good waxing, may be in order :crossx:

[That Guy]

Don't I get some of those there reputition points for my new pozition....i said tit.... :skull: :p

[BarryMac]

yeah Huck, I found that out from the rev (GJB) don't f-up the sig :hammerhea
becareful sweet heart or we will have to run the Fairest of the Fair Hard, if you know what I mean...
the rev. gjb

[BarryMac]

have to do the hair on top of the head, there are some places that have no hair :)
And where is that yuo are speaking of, some places have no hair. The rev. wants too know and see pics if appropriate...
the rev. gjb

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Did you take some Robitussin.......... :coffeycup :D
yeap and I'm on my way back

[racecar.hotshoe]

yeap and I'm on my way backI would hate to think the USS JIMMY DEAN wasnt going to the AMDRII.......... :coffeycup :D

[Second "PLACE"]

You guys crack me up.... I leave the board for a few days... and the whole place devolves........... :crossx: lmao... long live the inbred empire..... :devil:
Don't player-hate Misogynist! Not ALL of us can live in the Mecca ! Nothin' against the L.A. crowd, but like it or not the I.E. is here to stay, and you MUST pass through on the way to the river or Vegas. Buy our gas, Buy our meth, or visit our strip joints.......AND we have Beaumont. :wink:

[Huckleberry]

have to do the hair on top of the head, there are some places that have no hair :)
Dayum! Another fuggin customer gone! Where da hell is sbark1 and this job development crap he's in charge of!

[Huckleberry]

..long live the inbred empire.....
You say this like its a bad thing??? Ya know they say incest is best! :eek:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Dayum! Another fuggin customer gone! Where da hell is sbark1 and this job development crap he's in charge of!Hes working on it......... :D

[FRENCHIE]

im gone 6 hours and three pages later...abotu 300 views...you guys crack me up!! :D i just read all this...cola you is the 69 king...wecome to our 100th member...ill hit ya up with some points just for that...keep Runing it hard !!!! :hammer2: :hammer2:

[racecar.hotshoe]

we need to get Bre in this town somewere............

[MsDrmr]

becareful sweet heart or we will have to run the Fairest of the Fair Hard, if you know what I mean...
the rev. gjb
now rev, just use your immagination, if there is hair on the top of my head, and I am not a man, then where do you think there would be no hair, I will make it easy for you its a place that is usually coverd by panties

[MsDrmr]

Dayum! Another fuggin customer gone! Where da hell is sbark1 and this job development crap he's in charge of!
Tell ya what Huck, if you promise not to cut me, I will be a regular, fair? after all, I wouldn't want to be the reason your outtta business. :cool:

[Huckleberry]

Lemme check my appintment book for an opening. I never cut my clients, and if I do, I make sure to kiss the boo boo better! :p

[Huckleberry]

im gone 6 hours and three pages later...abotu 300 views...you guys crack me up!! :D i just read all this...cola you is the 69 king...wecome to our 100th member...ill hit ya up with some points just for that...keep Runing it hard !!!! :hammer2: :hammer2:
Damn proud to be #100! Thanks for the kind welcome, now pass the crack pipe!

[Second "PLACE"]

we need to get Bre in this town somewere............
Your right.....how bout town Madam? True, Topless runs the escort service, but this IS a different part of the trade right? :wink:

[MsDrmr]

Lemme check my appintment book for an opening. I never cut my clients, and if I do, I make sure to kiss the boo boo better! :p
thanks for trying to get me in. I will hold you to that kissing thing, I may even jump a bit just to make sure you have to kiss it. :D

[Huckleberry]

I guess I better be sending some flyers over to topless so her stable can partake of my services.
Huckle(TRIMMIN' IT HARD IN BEAUMONT......YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT)berry

[MsDrmr]

very good huck, I happen to know topless personally, I will refer her over to ya, ya seem to treat your customers good :rolleyes:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Your right.....how bout town Madam? True, Topless runs the escort service, but this IS a different part of the trade right? :wink:I was thinking Day care.........

[MsDrmr]

I was thinking Day care.........
racecar, gotta ? for ya, I was voted "fairest of the fair" what exactly is it that I do? :confused:
:confused:

[racecar.hotshoe]

racecar, gotta ? for ya, I was voted "fairest of the fair" what exactly is it that I do? :confused:
:confused:
What ever you want just do it well!

[That Guy]

Dayum! Another fuggin customer gone! Where da hell is sbark1 and this job development crap he's in charge of!
Calm down brother...I have a huge deal working with pastease to open their first drive-thru location....I'll get back to you....oh yeah, and bald girls rule anyway. :) :devil: :)

[Hallett19]

How long until you guys think this might get old ?

[FRENCHIE]

How long until you guys think this might get old ?
maybee the time you get 5000 posts!! so conclusviely...never!!! :lightsabe :hammer2: :hammerhea

[racecar.hotshoe]

maybee the time you get 5000 posts!! so conclusviely...never!!! :lightsabe :hammer2: :hammerheaCome on Capt....The guy likes chicken...... :idea:

[That Guy]

OK Folks...first day not too bad for your new Director of Bizniz Development. Inked a deal with Pastease for their first drive-thru location. Should open early 2005. Sent note to Kokopelli in regards to the combo trailer park/butt crack waxing project, found out huckleberry stole my ladder and got my first red chiclet in rep points for joining the crew. I am now heading home to see if Mrs. Sbark1 is done paneling the doublewide......late.

[racecar.hotshoe]

OK Folks...first day not too bad for your new Director of Bizniz Development. Inked a deal with Pastease for their first drive-thru location. Should open early 2005. Sent note to Kokopelli in regards to the combo trailer park/butt crack waxing project, found out huckleberry stole my ladder and got my first red chiclet in rep points for joining the crew. I am now heading home to see if Mrs. Sbark1 is done paneling the doublewide......late.
That makes you official.............. :D

[MsDrmr]

see we can run a town great here in good ol Beaumont, we only need each other
Great job pullin this together
I would still like to know exactly what "fairest of the fair" is supposed to do? anyone have an answer? come on racecar You must know this one

[racecar.hotshoe]

see we can run a town great here in good ol Beaumont, we only need each other
Great job pullin this together
I would still like to know exactly what "fairest of the fair" is supposed to do? anyone have an answer? come on racecar You must know this one
I think it goes back to someone saying you were the fairest of the fair...I can make a change if ya like.....

[MsDrmr]

nah, it will work :p

[racecar.hotshoe]

nah, it will work :p
As you wish..........http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/wine.gif

[MsDrmr]

your too kind, hey are you really a blue m&m, if so, can I put ya in my mouth and let ya melt (I love doing that with m&m's)

[FRENCHIE]

your too kind, hey are you really a blue m&m, if so, can I put ya in my mouth and let ya melt (I love doing that with m&m's)
OH GEZZ....I NEED TO GO GET A TOWELL!!!! :hammer2: :p

[MsDrmr]

OH GEZZ....I NEED TO GO GET A TOWELL!!!! :hammer2: :p
Oh there is more where that came from, don't get me started or soon you'll be needin a couple of them towels :devil: :D

[FRENCHIE]

Oh there is more where that came from, don't get me started or soon you'll be needin a couple of them towels :devil: :D
beach towel at that!!! :D

[MsDrmr]

you got it!!!! sound like fun, after all M&m's are not even my favoriate candy, I like the french stuff too :p

[Huckleberry]

see we can run a town great here in good ol Beaumont, we only need each other
Great job pullin this together
I would still like to know exactly what "fairest of the fair" is supposed to do? anyone have an answer? come on racecar You must know this one
Remember Zsa Zsa Gabor as Lisa in Green Acres??? I see your role as similar to hers. Your the snooty rich lady who ended up in Beaumont by marriage. Your role is to be cutesy and dingy so folks will laugh at you when your back is turned. Every town needs one of these people.

[FRENCHIE]

you got it!!!! sound like fun, after all M&m's are not even my favoriate candy, I like the french stuff too :p
..... :cool: :wink: :)

[Huckleberry]

you got it!!!! sound like fun, after all M&m's are not even my favoriate candy, I like the french stuff too :p
Would that be French "Hard Candy?" :D