The Female's Prayer...........

[Her454]

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man
who's not a creep
One who's handsome
smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash
he won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair
and opens my door
Massages my back
and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to
"How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And
always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. Amen

[Jordy]

Right on, except for the bass boat part. Oh and she doesn't have to be deaf, just mute, or have a mute button. :D

[BarryMac]

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man
who's not a creep
One who's handsome
smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash
he won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair
and opens my door
Massages my back
and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to
"How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And
always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store and a bass boat (I think that is supposed to be a BAD ASS BOAT). Amen
Just the my thoughts...
gjb

[topless]

Are you two having a lovers quarrel? :confused:

[Jordy]

Are you two having a lovers quarrel? :confused:
She can't be talking about me, because she knows I don't want anything to do with a bass boat. At least I don't think she's talking about me. :hammer2:

[NashvilleBound]

She can't be talking about me, because she knows I don't want anything to do with a bass boat. At least I don't think she's talking about me. :hammer2:
Really??? Bass Boat? Pah-lease.

[Her454]

Are you two having a lovers quarrel? :confused:
Not if he lets me keep the bullets.......................

[spectratoad]

Is someone gettin' cold feet? :argue:

[Jordy]

Really??? Bass Boat? Pah-lease.
Now if we're talking about a boat with a bangin' stereo with lots of bass, that's another story all together. :D
No redneck fishing canoes. :hammer2:

[NashvilleBound]

Now if we're talking about a boat with a bangin' stereo with lots of bass, that's another story all together. :D
No redneck fishing canoes. :hammer2:
Amen to that........

[Jordy]

Is someone gettin' cold feet? :argue:
We're talking about guns, mood swings, and bullets in another thread. What do you think? :idea:

[Her454]

We're talking about guns, mood swings, and bullets in another thread. What do you think? :idea:
Im sorry Jordy, I just dont know what came over me. I dont need the bullets, really. At least until after the babys born. :)
Well, maybe just a few........? Nevermind......I dont even want the damn gun now. Ok, I do want it.........Im sorry. Do you still love me? :)

[Jordy]

Do you still love me? :)
With or without the gun pointed at me? :hammer2:
Just kidding sweetheart, you know I do. :D
However, one shot at me, and that can all change. :D

[Her454]

With or without the gun pointed at me? :hammer2:
Just kidding sweetheart, you know I do. :D
However, one shot at me, and that can all change. :D
I would never shoot you..........................unless............... ... :cool: ;)

[Jordy]

I would never shoot you..........................unless............... ... :cool: ;)
Unless??? :eek:

[MsDrmr]

I dont think even God can work a miracle big enough to answer the womans prayer.... oh wait, yes he is, I have a man just like that..you know who you are ;)

[LVJAKAZ]

I would never shoot you..........................unless............... ... :cool: ;)
Take out life insurance on him. You can share the doublewide with all your boyfriends (they have teeth) :D

[Her454]

Take out life insurance on him. You can share the doublewide with all your boyfriends (they have teeth) :D
Oh I did that when I first out about the babies. Twins run in the family you know.
Share with my boyfriends? What kind of Backwoods hussie do you think I am.......? :mad: ;)

[LVJAKAZ]

Oh I did that when I first out about the babies. Twins run in the family you know.
Share with my boyfriends? What kind of Backwoods hussie do you think I am.......? :mad: ;)
Well...you do live in Beaumont :2purples:

[Her454]

Well...you do live in Beaumont :2purples:
Well uh yes...but Mullet Mountain borned and raised and thems my roots.:)

[LVJAKAZ]

Well uh yes...but Mullet Mountain borned and raised and thems my roots.:)
Mullet Mountain has raised sum fine citizens. Are Darryl and Darryl your brothers? :)

[Her454]

Mullet Mountain has raised sum fine citizens. Are Darryl and Darryl your brothers? :)
They are my other brothers yes..................;)

[LVJAKAZ]

They are my other brothers yes..................;)
HeHeHeHe....I think we all need Jello Shooters :rollside: ROZ is it too early to drink?

[Her454]

HeHeHeHe....I think we all need Jello Shooters :rollside: ROZ is it too early to drink?
Did someone say Jello Shooters? Its NEVER too early to drink...its always 5:00 somewhere.......................