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FRENCHIE
10-07-2004, 12:25 PM
"THEY CAN BURY A BONE WITHOUT DIGGIN A HOLE!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :jawdrop:

topless
10-07-2004, 12:26 PM
"THEY CAN BURY A BONE WITHOUT DIGGIN A HOLE!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :jawdrop:
Yes siree Bob. Thats how we do it! :D

FRENCHIE
10-07-2004, 12:27 PM
Yes siree Bob. Thats how we do it! :D
YOU KNOW IT!!!! :hammer2: :D ;)

MAINEVENT
10-07-2004, 12:33 PM
I dont dig holes Just stretch them :supp: :hammer2: :hammer2:
Public service brought to you by Beaumonts own "Town Gigalo" :idea: :D

Second "PLACE"
10-07-2004, 12:46 PM
I see the Beaumont threads are still alive.

MagicMtnDan
10-07-2004, 12:49 PM
I dont dig holes Just stretch them :supp: :hammer2: :hammer2:
Public service brought to you by Beaumonts own "Town Gigalo" :idea: :D
What happened, was the only dictionary in the Beaumont library checked out? :D

BarryMac
10-07-2004, 12:58 PM
What happened, was the only dictionary in the Beaumont library checked out? :D
See you do wanna be involved, that's cool man, we will accept anybody in town, now don't be afraid to move your single axle trailer into the Mobile Home park, there is room for ya...
the rev.

Second "PLACE"
10-07-2004, 01:08 PM
The Rev is right.......AND it sure is more fun than all the BUSH vs.Kerry B.S. that wanders on these threads......Beaumont just happens to have alot of
people that like to boat. Sorry if it offends--- was never intended too.

cola
10-07-2004, 01:25 PM
Why is it always windy in Beaumont ?

TRIMM MANN
10-07-2004, 01:28 PM
I was starting to get nervous :hammerhea
Beaumont withdrawls :skull: :crossx:

Huckleberry
10-07-2004, 01:28 PM
Why is it always windy in Beaumont ?
Because the town next to us (Banning) SUCKS!!!

TRIMM MANN
10-07-2004, 01:29 PM
Because the town next to us (Banning) SUCKS!!!
C'mon, that's why we live here :mad: Crack and Meth houses need wind :eat:

Second "PLACE"
10-07-2004, 01:31 PM
Why is it always windy in Beaumont ?
Simple......to blow all the dust from "the Valley of the Dirt People" into Orange County. :D

cola
10-07-2004, 01:38 PM
I thought it's because Yucaipa BLOWS & Banning SUCKS :idea:

racecar.hotshoe
10-07-2004, 01:40 PM
Friday night to sunday night I wont be posting any Beaumont things.............Ill be in mojave living them!
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/biggrininvasion.gif

Mtg Pro
10-07-2004, 01:42 PM
Question for the day. " If your family tree has no forks, is it still a tree ?"

topless
10-07-2004, 01:45 PM
Question for the day. " If your family tree has no forks, is it still a tree ?"
Here in Beaumont, we call those our family sticks. :D

Second "PLACE"
10-07-2004, 02:02 PM
Here in Beaumont, we call those our family sticks. :D
Yup.....That's why we hook up with all the Hotties at the family reunions. ;)

MsDrmr
10-07-2004, 02:24 PM
"THEY CAN BURY A BONE WITHOUT DIGGIN A HOLE!!! :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :jawdrop:
chit, that was fuuuuuunnnnnyyyyyyy :sqeyes:

BarryMac
10-07-2004, 02:26 PM
chit, that was fuuuuuunnnnnyyyyyyy :sqeyes:
Sweety, you may be just way too easy - to amuse...
the rev.

MsDrmr
10-07-2004, 02:30 PM
Sweety, you may be just way too easy - to amuse...
the rev.
probably, I love to laugh and I love to smile, I just look for anything, (other than hurting some) to laugh at. And a joke, as cute as that, does bring a smile to my face, and I needed it today

HAULASSHENRY
10-07-2004, 02:31 PM
If beaumont was on the shores of havasu i wouldnt go there and you couldnt give me a house in the ARM PIT OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. bEAUMONT REEKS

HAULASSHENRY
10-07-2004, 02:32 PM
The only time i stop in beaumont is to dump the shit from my RV

MsDrmr
10-07-2004, 02:40 PM
The only time i stop in beaumont is to dump the shit from my RV
see we are good for something :cool:

cola
10-07-2004, 03:10 PM
The only time i stop in beaumont is to dump the shit from my RV
You might want to look around next time you roll through. Moving up a little.
You could loose your big house in the OC & be in the 909 next week.
Late

HAULASSHENRY
10-07-2004, 03:21 PM
I would never be a 909er for any reason you can keep your gusty winds and your miles of new stucco homes beaumont and all others outside the 714 are just that. Those are the kind of places the realtor dan goes too (what a loser)

Second "PLACE"
10-07-2004, 03:22 PM
You might want to look around next time you roll through. Moving up a little.
You could loose your big house in the OC & be in the 909 next week.
Late
You're right Cola. I would rather OWN a trailer on a dirt road in Beaumont,
than RENT a condo anywhere in the OC......Besides were closer to the river. :wink:

Second "PLACE"
10-07-2004, 03:24 PM
I would never be a 909er for any reason you can keep your gusty winds and your miles of new stucco homes beaumont and all others outside the 714 are just that. Those are the kind of places the realtor dan goes too (what a loser)
714.....Santa Ana....(Nice) Stanton....(real nice) Garden Grove. (Vietnam)
Yup, the 714 sure is great :rolleyes:

boatslayer
10-07-2004, 03:25 PM
Friday night to sunday night I wont be posting any Beaumont things.............Ill be in mojave living them!
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/SigsAndAvatars/Smilies/biggrininvasion.gif
oh yea ,,we'll be Runnin It Hard in mojave

topless
10-07-2004, 03:28 PM
I would never be a 909er for any reason you can keep your gusty winds and your miles of new stucco homes beaumont and all others outside the 714 are just that. Those are the kind of places the realtor dan goes too (what a loser)
Good cuz you'd get your ass kicked right out of town. We Beaumont peeps get violent sometimes when we don't have enough food stamps for our crack. :mad:

BarryMac
10-07-2004, 03:36 PM
I would never be a 909er for any reason you can keep your gusty winds and your miles of new stucco homes beaumont and all others outside the 714 are just that. Those are the kind of places the realtor dan goes too (what a loser)
Dude, I shot you some positive rep for being honest, If I knew you were a stuckup jerk I wouldn't have sent ya shit...
If you were for real than you would live in SD anyhow.
Ummm did I mention that mean people suck and stuckup people are assholes??? Nope? Well I just did, asshole...
gjb

cola
10-07-2004, 03:38 PM
I would never be a 909er for any reason you can keep your gusty winds and your miles of new stucco homes beaumont and all others outside the 714 are just that. Those are the kind of places the realtor dan goes too (what a loser)
If thats where daddy hooked me up I stay also.
Running it hard, in the 714 :D

Second "PLACE"
10-07-2004, 03:43 PM
Dude, I shot you some positive rep for being honest, If I knew you were a stuckup jerk I wouldn't have sent ya shit...
If you were for real than you would live in SD anyhow.
Ummm did I mention that mean people suck and stuckup people are assholes??? Nope? Well I just did, asshole...
gjb
Hey Rev, this is just another example of theses "OC" condo renting peeps
just popin' off. Take a long look at the OC......I see nothing of interest there. (You can't be judged by a flippin' zip code anyhow) I guess he'd rather rent in Santa Ana. Go for it......When they start using english again in garden Grove let us know.

PlyaPlya22
10-07-2004, 03:51 PM
Just stopped in to see what is going on. Today was a very busy day for the C.O.O.

Second "PLACE"
10-07-2004, 03:53 PM
Just stopped in to see what is going on. Today was a very busy day for the C.O.O.
Glad you could join us. :D

FRENCHIE
10-07-2004, 04:59 PM
im checkin in also!! real wquick like until later....majve in 24 hours 'B' crew!!! :lightsabe :D