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Back Forty
10-07-2004, 06:09 PM
Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
Who cares...
Hey Kaknhoist, your living in wonderland. Say hello to Alice. I hear he's in heat this time of year. You and Alice at the Mad Hatter's joint... Drinkin' booze, eating funny pastries... Gettin' to know one another...
Your a typicle aristocratic Fu*k. "BLAH BLAH BLAH, MY WAY IS OBVIOUSLY BETTER THAN ALL OF YOURS. YOU ARE ALL MINIONS OF THE LIARS CLUB BLAH BLAH BLAH....(in kerry's drawn out voice)"
You aren't a reservist because of some man of his country crap. You've been watching the west wing and JAG too much lately. I would guess that your at the filling station again surfing porn on the boss's time. Most gas pumpers have collateral duties. Don't you have a few lube jobs to give around there to your GAS PUMPER friends..?
The fact is that if you did infact go reserve, it's because you had no self confidence to let go of the little safety leash called FREE SH*T. Your another as*hole hiding behind your "patriotisim." If you had it your way we would all be gas pumpers, wearing the same colored shirt and giving the yesman our cut. Hey SPAG, when you gonna get your turn under the leadership desk..? You might check to see if Adolph is finished with his kneepads. Your going to need them. Wait your turn broom pusher... The senoirity line will get you to the top if you can just wait for the guy on top to die.
You aren't an attorney. I pay an attorney to do legal work. I'm sure that as an attorney you would be in your office practicing. Outside of your office you would be living life as the rest of us. My attorney is a professional. I highly doubt an "real" attorney would be on a message board acting like a 17 year old gas pumper.
Junior G Man Kak, is it true that the neighbors kid won't play with you anymore...? Answer the question GAS PUMPER. Explain to your peers about your secret interludes with the television remote and various episodes of JAG or LAW and ORDER. Let the people of Hot Boat know and understand your desire to conquer the neighbors tree house.
Hey Kaknmouth how times this week have you watched Perry Mason reruns..?
Your not in the military and your not a lawyer. I know your hype. As soon as you figure out that nobody gives a sh*t about you, you throw a tantrum and stir as much sh*t as you can until the next poor bastard has to kick your a*s.
The light is shining now. Your just like Kerry.
Hey Kak, how many times have you put yourself up for recognition..? Are you like the Officers that you enjoy so much? How about giving the world your big list of merits and awards so we can see your line of bullsh*t. I'll bet if you were actually "in" that you spent most of your time on a "base" somewhere in the midwest walking in two by two formation along an air strip picking up cigarette butts and polishing the OINC's brass door knob. If you were in, you were probably the E6 running the Barracks shitcan brigade at some swamp land training facility.
Hey Kaksnotalot, You weren't in the military... If you were, the headlines in the local newspaper would have read, "KAKSYPHILIS DROPS THE POWERED SOAP; FOR THE SECOND TIME!" "Witnesses reportedly said that the GAS PUMPER was having trouble picking up the powdered soap when the attack occourred..."
:jawdrop:
Go home kid. (GAS PUMPER)
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Mommy has a nice cup of hot milk waiting for you.

steelcomp
10-07-2004, 06:17 PM
He's a fake and a liar. If he was a military attorney, he'd be an officer. He said he's up for SFC (seargent full of crap). Boy! There's an accomplishment! A reservist SFC. I think you can get one of those over the internet!
I'm LMAO at this guy!!! :D :D :coffeycup
There's nothing lower than a looser attorney, except someone who lies about being one!! :notam:

Kachina26
10-07-2004, 06:18 PM
Go home kid. (ASS PUMPER)
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Now, was that nice?

Back Forty
10-07-2004, 06:25 PM
Kachina26, see how those seesaw liberals twist my words... :D :hammerhea

Jeanyus
10-07-2004, 06:39 PM
Back Fourty Heres where we diagree. I think he got fired from the gas pumping job, because he had a bad attitude, and a problem with athority.
2 character flaws, that don't seem to work in the military.

Back Forty
10-07-2004, 06:52 PM
Ahh!!!
A debate!
Jeanyus, I most pleasantly disagree Sir. There are plenty of people in the military with the previously noted character flaws.
They're called wood workers...
An unsavory type relagated to messcook/KP duty. They usually turn up with the pregnant 12 year old daughter of some O5 shlep that never saw it coming.
I've seen Guys like Kaknkiddy before. Nothing new in this world.
Ahh.... but I would agree however that this GAS PUMPER isn't in the military. He's probably reading leftover Dick Tracy mags and killing the Ho HO rack at the gas station as we speak.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT GAS PUMPER.

steelcomp
10-07-2004, 06:58 PM
Back Fourty Heres where we diagree. I think he got fired from the gas pumping job, because he had a bad attitude, and a problem with athority.
2 character flaws, that don't seem to work in the military.
We had a guy like him in our squad. Does anyone know what a blanket party is? :rolleyes:
This guy has probably had his ass kicked way more times than he'd admit to. With his attitude and mouth, he's bound to have run into someone who was a little less tolerant than most, and just plain f**ked him up!

angry dad
10-07-2004, 07:15 PM
Little mans syndrome!!!! effin lib coward!!!

Back Forty
10-08-2004, 08:54 AM
Where's Kakaload today...? I wonder if his mom caught him with his hand in the cookie jar so to speak. Probably lost television and internet "rights" at home.
Hey Kak, is this your "duty" weekend..? Maybe can you tell everybody about duty at the filling station. Atleast you'll be able to surf porn and get on ***boat while at the gas station low quarters boy. Maybe they'll let you cross examine the grease rack eh GAS PUMPER. :idea: :coffeycup

HighRoller
10-08-2004, 09:56 AM
I doubt he has a job. That's why he's so desperate to get a Democrat in power so his Welfare check will go up again.

steelcomp
10-13-2004, 06:10 AM
:D :D :D

Back Forty
10-13-2004, 04:36 PM
Hey Kakdmonthly, did you get to build any popsicle stick bird feeders on your duty weekend at the filling station...?
http://www.daniellesplace.com/images/turkeycraftstick.jpg
How Festive GAS PUMPER. :eek:

Back Forty
10-13-2004, 04:58 PM
Holy sh*t, the mother load...
I found the GAS PUMPER's resume...
Kahanamoko
Objective
I wanna score a job that is cool, but more than anything I don't want yet another shithole job where the people I work with are a bunch of assholes. I wanna find a job where the boss doesn't pick on with me. Someday I'm going to be my own boss and I'm gonna make a lot of money. Once I get all that money I'm going to do cool things like make a riding lawn mower out of a Geo Metro. It will have a 60" cut and you'll be able to mow a lawn so fast it would be funny. I was thinking about it on the shitter last week and it seems that unless I get a tail fan it would just fly up and then start spinning and that would suck. One time I took a ride on the zipper at the fair and I started freaking out. I puked all over the kid sitting next to me and ended up shitting my pants. I was pretty scared. I just read a book that describes how men can have multiple orgasms without ejaculation. I'd want an employer to guarantee that they'll give me some time to practice this because right now I live in a trailer and no one likes to mess where they sleep, you know?
Employment
Astro Gas Station and Cigarette Distribution Center
Right at the interection of 19th and Euclid, on the left.
Employed: December 2 to December 22 1998
Responsibilities: I pumped gas, and was supposed to check their oil but I never did because it sucks getting all greasy, and sold cigarettes to motorists and the high school students that waited for the bus there.
Reason for leaving: I have a feeling that from day one the boss and everyone else had it out for me and that's not fair. Those bastards I worked with told my boss that I was stealing money from the till, then they framed me for it. The boss was picking on me for being late a few times, and got pretty uptight about me showing up with booze on my breath. There's just no way he could have. I hadn't drank anything since I got up and that was at least two hours ago. And he got mad because I sold cigarettes to minors. Well hell, I think that law is bullshit and how else are they going to get smokes? Shit, it seems like a few kids smoking is the least you gotta worry about. Plus he wouldn't let me have time off for Christmas so I can visit my brother. No one treats me that way. He'll get whats coming to him. I'm telling you; that son of a bitch is going to pay.
I'm still down with some of the kids though. Some of them were really cool and we have kept in touch. I score them beer about once a week and it works out pretty cool. Hell, if their parents aren't going to take an interest in what they do in their spare time someone has to step to the plate.
Parr Lumber,
Hershey Highway, Castro, SF, right hand side.
Employed: November 6 to November 22 1998.
Responsibilities: I was the guy who took the broken pallets and made them into good, usable ones. And I got the door for the contractors. I swept the parking lot and yard to keep it free of dangerous debris, like wet cardboard, sawdust, and wood chips.
Reason for leaving: The boss would ride me about smoking and talking to people walking by on MLK. I felt I was doing Parr a customer service deed by establishing good relations with the public. If you call them they will tell you I made a lewd comment to a customer. Man, that ho is cold fulla shit. She flirted with me, and she started it. My boss was a dork from Vancouver, and no one but dorks live up there. His daughter was foxy and he would get uptight when I'd talk to her. He was infringing upon my constitutional rights be telling me I couldn't smoke in the warehouse because of "fire codes." Thats a bunch of crap. Everyone knows that a cigarette couldn't burn down a whole warehouse. He was an insensitive ass for not letting me have Thanksgiving off to visit my brother. He also claims that he caught me jerking off in the warehouse. I wasn't jerking off. I got a sliver down there and was trying to get it out.
Burger King,
24th St, Noe Valley, right hand side.
Employed: October 20 to November 1 1998
Responsibilities: Cook and janitorial work. I took the 40 pound frozen hamburger patty box out of the freezer, broke them apart with a screwdriver and a 5 pound ball peen hammer and put them in the cooker conveyor belt. Took the cooked patties and buns (there are two sizes, whopper and regular,) and put them into the appropriate sized bun. Put the assembled burgers into the steamer. It was also my responsibility to clean the tiles on the floor underneath the tables where the Mexicans couldn't reach with their machines. Those guys were cool though.
Reason for leaving: I came into work the day after Halloween and a couple pigs were there and they told me I wasn't allowed to go in. The manager came out and gave me my last check and told me I was fired. I asked him what it was all about and he said I came in on Halloween and started screaming and throwing things around and shoved a lady up against the counter. That son of a bitch was lying. I was drinking with Ciccione in N.E. Portland. You can ask him of you want to. I was riding my brother's Huffy (because my car was impounded for a bull shit DWI charge I was framed on.) I don't think there is any way I could have got from Noe Valley to The Castro on that bike in one night, especially since I was so drunk. He hated me anyhow. I got more dignity than that. So I punched the son of a bitch and the pigs arrested me. That bald headed do gooder punk deserved it. He had to have been lying. He said I was on a blackout. That's a lie. I don't remember ever having a blackout.
Badgely, San Mateo
Employed: December 2 to December 20 1997
Responsibilities: Cut aluminum slabs into 1 inch pieces, drilled holes into them, and cut off the burrs with this cool little knife. Helped assemble golf bags. Piled pallets into neat stacks.
Reason for leaving: My boss, Alan, was a tyrant. He said that I was being "careless with safety" because I was caught jumping off the third tier of the racks in the warehouse into foam rolls I piled on the floor. Well hell, don't you think that as a grown man I can make my own judgements about what is safe and not safe? I started out on the first tier and worked my way up. It was ok and it made everyone laugh. He also got mad because I was skateboarding in the warehouse on this ramp I had made out of spare wood. It wasn't a big ramp, and they weren't doing anything with the wood. As far as the jumping off the racks, it wasn't dangerous. The foam broke my fall. Alan was a geek. He drove a Volkswagen. People who drive VW's are stupid. He got pissed one time when he found me and Jay and Bret getting high in the warehouse. I made a cool fort in the racks on the second tier that three of us could fit into, even though it was really only made for two. See, I made it for this broad that was working in the other side of the plant. Never panned out, though. I told her about it and how I had some rubbers because I am aware of issues related to unsafe sex and she left and never came back. Huh.
Anyhow, Me and Jay and Bret climbed up there and we were smoking the last of my eighth (from this cool pipe I made out of a can complete with a carb) when all of a sudden half my fort was picked up and taken away by the warehouse forklift driver! I was trippin! Jay was leaning on it and fell and landed on his head. I was so stoned that I just started laughing. Man, that was funny. That guy Jay is one funny guy. He's always doing something stupid and funny.
Education
Fillmore High School
They may say I was expelled but that's a lie. I chose to leave school because I didn't like the way I was treated. They said I was skipping school and drinking, but so was everyone else! And people made fun of me because I played Dungeons and Dragons in the library with some fat kids whose names I forget. D&D is a cool game, especially if you make up your own guys. Some chicks got me in trouble with the cops because they saw me running around with no clothes on. Well, it wasn't me, dammit. I never ran around naked on that side of town.
Chopco Knife Company
I went to a one week training course for selling Chopco Knives. Their stuff was cool so I bought a set for myself and then quit. They even had scissors for cutting pennies in half. I learned alot about customer service and marketing techniques and met a hella hot chick. I stared at her tits all week. I asked her out every smoke break but she refused to have a drink with me. At first I thought she was being shy so I pulled my trump card and offered to take her to the Ship in Multnomah, and you know what she said? She said I was a loser and a discusting scumbag. Man, that bitch must have been a lesbian.
Skills
I am very handy lots of different tools, but after that class I think I've realized that my calling is in sales or customer relations or marketing or something. I'm a people person. I spent a week with my step dad in Alabama and he taught me how to weld. I've become very interested lately in pyrotechnics. Maybe a job starting fires would be cool. Hey, I'm flexible. I just really need to start looking at getting a job because I sort of need to move. The people whose driveway I'm parked in are starting to get uptight about the urine.
it's ok to contact this poster if you are a potential employer or other principal
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around California
You really shouldn't put this stuff on the internet for everybody to see dumbass... ;)

kahanamoko
10-14-2004, 12:34 PM
He's a fake and a liar. If he was a military attorney, he'd be an officer. He said he's up for SFC (seargent full of crap). Boy! There's an accomplishment! A reservist SFC. I think you can get one of those over the internet!
I'm LMAO at this guy!!! :D :D :coffeycup
There's nothing lower than a looser attorney, except someone who lies about being one!! :notam:
No, you're just an idiot that never pays attention. I'm an attorney in my civilian job. I'm a SFC in the military. I'm not in JAG. I'm not going to repeat why again. Got find the answer here on this site. I've provided it a couple of times but you apparently fail to pay attention. If you think being an NCO in the military is not an accomplishment and you can "get one over the internet" then I suppose we can take that to mean you have a low impression of every SFC and lower ranking enlisted member currently in the military, to include those over in Iraq, Afghanistan, Bosnia, Kosovo, etc. Perhaps some other people on this site that have been enlisted in the military will have an opinion of your insult to enlisted members.

Steve 1
10-14-2004, 02:50 PM
Yes Kook is a Fake and a Nobody in answering the thread title.

kahanamoko
10-14-2004, 04:28 PM
Yes Kook is a Fake and a Nobody in answering the thread title.
NOBODY IN? KOOK? FAKE?
Why are they letting you use the computer in the principals office all day. Go back to class little boy.

Steve 1
10-14-2004, 07:58 PM
NOBODY IN? KOOK? FAKE?
Why are they letting you use the computer in the principals office all day. Go back to class little boy.
Case closed LOL

steelcomp
10-14-2004, 08:13 PM
No, you're just an idiot that never pays attention. I'm an attorney in my civilian job. I'm a SFC in the military. I'm not in JAG. I'm not going to repeat why again. Got find the answer here on this site. I've provided it a couple of times but you apparently fail to pay attention. If you think being an NCO in the military is not an accomplishment and you can "get one over the internet" then I suppose we can take that to mean you have a low impression of every SFC and lower ranking enlisted member currently in the military, to include those over in Iraq, Afghanistan, Bosnia, Kosovo, etc. Perhaps some other people on this site that have been enlisted in the military will have an opinion of your insult to enlisted members.
I'll respond to this by saying that I met many SFC's in the Army that I liked, but MOST of them were Loosers that hid behind their rank, just as you probably do. Weekend warrior? Why aren't you still in?
The NCO rank system is a total f**ckin joke...any dumbshit can become SFC, or higher. It's just a matter of time and, in your case, I imagine kissing the right asses.

bordsmnj
10-14-2004, 08:51 PM
total fake. no one's that big of a fag.

Tom Brown
10-14-2004, 09:39 PM
total fake. no one's that big of a fag.
I'm pretty sure he's azDon.

Back Forty
10-15-2004, 03:33 AM
Kanfluff has a mentor...
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/205791/vinny5.jpg

bordsmnj
10-15-2004, 08:12 AM
yuh know i thought it might be azdon 'cuase he's one of say three other liberals on the boards but somehow he doesn't come off to me like some one that would make a big ass outa him self.

eliminatedsprinter
10-15-2004, 09:09 AM
I'm pretty sure he's azDon.
I advanced that theory a while ago (either AzDon or perhaps his son) and he denied it. :rolleyes:
He came on here with a lot of bitterness and anger (somewhat like AzDon left with). There are a lot of similarities, that's for sure....He seems more bitter and insolent tha Don was, but perhaps leaving the forum and the forum's less than sad reaction to his departure, may have enraged him to the level of anger and bitterness that Kahanamoko seemed to arrive here with. Who knows? He denied it, but I must admit I still wonder. ;)

Back Forty
10-15-2004, 09:35 AM
This should tell you all something about Kaknham.
Here is a person who comes to a boating board, try's to turn the place over in 226 posts (to date) and yet has never once posted in any other section other than the political rhetoric section. I guess he thinks that a Glastron is an embarassment... :confused:
Hi GAS PUMPER. I guess you didn't know that probably dam near half of the jet boats around here were splashed from the very Glastron/Carlson hull you "try" to point out... :jawdrop: even the later glastron splashes date back to mine. Tell us how it feels to be such a dumass...GAS PUMPER.
HELLO GAS PUMPER. If you had your sh*t together you might know that.
Tell us about your bayliner Chubs. I'll bet it has a "racing stripe" down the side doesn't it GAS PUMPER... :hammerhea :)
Hey Kak I've been out boating with people on this board including people from your side of the country. Hot boat members have met me and seen my ride. Why don't you post a pick of you and your bayliner, then meet with some of these people you have been such an asshole to. Show some balls GAS PUMPER. If you were in Parker, then it shouldn't be to far out of your way or to hard on your GAS PUMPER wallet.
The fact is GAS PUMPER you aren't legit and just like Kerry the GAS PUMPER your record tells the story. :idea: :mix:
I suggest everybody here takes a look at this asswipe's posts to date.
Hey Kakndonut, Don't you have some cigarette butts to pick up over near the O club...
GET IT GAS PUMPER... :coffeycup
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eliminatedsprinter
10-15-2004, 10:00 AM
This should tell you all something about Kaknham.
Here is a person who comes to a boating board, try's to turn the place over in 226 posts (to date) and yet has never once posted in any other section other than the political rhetoric section. I guess he thinks that a Glastron is an embarassment... :confused:
Hi GAS PUMPER. I guess you didn't know that probably dam near half of the jet boats around here were splashed from the very Glastron/Carlson hull you "try" to point out... :jawdrop: even the later glastron splashes date back to mine. Tell us how it feels to be such a dumass...GAS PUMPER.
HELLO GAS PUMPER. If you had your sh*t together you might know that.
Tell us about your bayliner Chubs. I'll bet it has a "racing stripe" down the side doesn't it GAS PUMPER... :hammerhea :)
Hey Kak I've been out boating with people on this board including people from your side of the country. Hot boat members have met me and seen my ride. Why don't you post a pick of you and your bayliner, then meet with some of these people you have been such an asshole to. Show some balls GAS PUMPER. If you were in Parker, then it shouldn't be to far out of your way or to hard on your GAS PUMPER wallet.
The fact is GAS PUMPER you aren't legit and just like Kerry the GAS PUMPER your record tells the story. :idea: :mix:
I suggest everybody here takes a look at this asswipe's posts to date.
Hey Kakndonut, Don't you have some cigarette butts to pick up over near the O club...
GET IT GAS PUMPER... :coffeycup
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You know what? I doubt Moko is AzDon. AzDon knew enough about boats not to rag on a G. Carlson and he wouldn't claim on his P. P. to own a "Shockwaver".

Back Forty
10-15-2004, 10:04 AM
You know what? I doubt Moko is AzDon. AzDon knew enough about boats not to rag on a G. Carlson and he wouldn't claim on his P. P. to own a "Shockwaver".
:jawdrop:
Good find man..!
HEY GAS PUMPER YOUR NUMBER IS COMING DUE...!
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kahanamoko
10-15-2004, 11:39 AM
:jawdrop:
Good find man..!
HEY GAS PUMPER YOUR NUMBER IS COMING DUE...!
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Yeah, real great one there. Wow. I'm so busted. I guess I hit a typo too. Guess that totally discredits me. Unfortunately, doesn't seem I can fix the problem so I'm stuck with it. Or I'll just enter anew with a different name. I'll let you know who I am though. I know you can't live without me.

eliminatedsprinter
10-15-2004, 11:46 AM
Yeah, real great one there. Wow. I'm so busted. I guess I hit a typo too. Guess that totally discredits me. Unfortunately, doesn't seem I can fix the problem so I'm stuck with it. Or I'll just enter anew with a different name. I'll let you know who I am though. I know you can't live without me.
Of course you can change it. Just go to user CP, click edit profile, go to "your boat" and change it.
Why am I telling you this? Because unlike you, I at least, try to be a nice guy.

eliminatedsprinter
10-15-2004, 11:52 AM
:jawdrop:
Good find man..!
HEY GAS PUMPER YOUR NUMBER IS COMING DUE...!
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Thanks!
Ragging a guy's boat is over the line. :220v:
Besides I have liked Glastron Carlsons ever since I was a kid and I saw the chase scene in "LIve and Let Die".
I believe "The Bat Boat" in the old Batman movie was a Carlson, with some Bat wings added, as well. Wasn't it? :cool:

eliminatedsprinter
10-15-2004, 12:31 PM
Yeah, real great one there. Wow. I'm so busted. I guess I hit a typo too. Guess that totally discredits me. Unfortunately, doesn't seem I can fix the problem so I'm stuck with it. Or I'll just enter anew with a different name. I'll let you know who I am though. I know you can't live without me.
There you go!! Now you have the name of a real boat in your P.P. under "your boat". Good job.
P.S. I noticed this "typo" last week. I never would have mentioned it, if you were not so quick to point out the typos etc of others.. :chi: ..

kahanamoko
10-16-2004, 11:48 PM
Typos in some cases. Minor grammatical errors in others. And then there's the ones like Steve1 who sound like some Jerry Springer reject.

Steve 1
10-17-2004, 05:42 AM
Nothing here worth looking at let's move on.

kahanamoko
10-17-2004, 08:53 AM
Nothing here worth looking at let's move on.
Please, move on to another site.

Steve 1
10-17-2004, 08:56 AM
Just a nobody let"s move on.