View Full Version : My wife did not think it was funny
taxman
10-08-2004, 12:37 PM
she was on the phone talking to her facial lady and said the stuff she was using made her face feel really tight. So I said in a kinda loud voice why don't you put some on your pussy!!! I will not get any for awhile
Phat Matt
10-08-2004, 12:38 PM
She has a lady that gives her facials? :jawdrop:
Ziggy
10-08-2004, 12:38 PM
No soup for you tonight--LOL :D
topless
10-08-2004, 12:39 PM
she was on the phone talking to her facial lady and said the stuff she was using made her face feel really tight. So I said in a kinda loud voice why don't you put some on your pussy!!! I will not get any for awhile
Funny but I'd be pissed off too.
MsDrmr
10-08-2004, 12:46 PM
man that aint right. How could you do that...if it's not tight enough maybe it's your fault......it should be a compliment :D
Put it in the back door, that's always tight :D
NOTALENT
10-08-2004, 01:10 PM
damn...When and why did u ever think that would be a good comment..???haha
malibuken
10-08-2004, 01:12 PM
she was on the phone talking to her facial lady and said the stuff she was using made her face feel really tight. So I said in a kinda loud voice why don't you put some on your pussy!!! I will not get any for awhile
DAMN! I do not care how much trouble you are in, I am still rolling on the floor laughing. :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :D :D
superdave013
10-08-2004, 01:19 PM
DAMN! I do not care how much trouble you are in, I am still rolling on the floor laughing. :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :D :D
Dittio!! Just about got diet coke to come out my nose. lol and I hate it when that happens.
bigd1
10-08-2004, 01:20 PM
Put it in the back door, that's always tight :D
AAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAH!!!!
ROFL!!!
OGShocker
10-08-2004, 01:23 PM
That right there is funny, I don't care who you are...ROFLMAO!!! :mix:
taxman
10-08-2004, 01:33 PM
I just told her everybody on the internet thinks its funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got kicked in my junk but I am still laughing!!!!!!! Can I get some points for this!!!!! good or bad just give the man some points!!!!!!!!
Kim Hanson
10-08-2004, 01:43 PM
she was on the phone talking to her facial lady and said the stuff she was using made her face feel really tight. So I said in a kinda loud voice why don't you put some on your pussy!!! I will not get any for awhile
30 day banning. funny though! Use some on your hand :D j/k :p
MAINEVENT
10-08-2004, 01:44 PM
she was on the phone talking to her facial lady and said the stuff she was using made her face feel really tight. So I said in a kinda loud voice why don't you put some on your pussy!!! I will not get any for awhile
Even i know not to mention that and i have only been married a month :hammerhea :hammerhea That was funny though :D
BarryMac
10-08-2004, 02:22 PM
When in doubt break out the shim kit, it will allow you too feel the sides, the sides of the ham.
Shim Kit equals, One ham with Bone in.
How it works, Stick the Ham in the canyon, pull out the bone, you have the shim kit, and a snack for afterwards...
gjb
Ziggy
10-08-2004, 02:37 PM
When in doubt break out the shim kit, it will allow you too feel the sides, the sides of the ham.
Shim Kit equals, One ham with Bone in.
How it works, Stick the Ham in the canyon, pull out the bone, you have the shim kit, and a snack for afterwards...
gjb
Where the hell...opps I mean, where the heck did your learn such things Father Pat? :jawdrop: or better yet, why did you learn such things?
MsDrmr
10-08-2004, 02:41 PM
thats what I was wondering???? :eek:
SummerObsession
10-08-2004, 02:54 PM
If she ain't tight enough, maybe you aint big enough!! :rollside: :rollside: :D :D
No problems here... :cool: :cool:
MsDrmr
10-08-2004, 03:00 PM
that was a good one, can't believe it took this long for someone to say that :eek:
MagicMtnDan
10-08-2004, 03:02 PM
Your loss is our gain! Thanks for the laughs! Good luck getting back in.
You might want to go to www.havasubarney.com to find some good porn - you're gonna need it. :frown:
Kim Hanson
10-08-2004, 03:58 PM
Your loss is our gain! Thanks for the laughs! Good luck getting back in.
You might want to go to www.havasubarney.com to find some good porn - you're gonna need it. :frown:
Is that what they use it for, shit it's for viewing I thought. To each his own MMD :D Could he GPS his hand :idea: I wonder :D Sad if he could wack faster than his boat :D
atomickitn
10-08-2004, 04:06 PM
dude you have sooome serious but kissin to do tonight, but im still rolln,sorry but that is some funny s##t.
dicudmore
10-08-2004, 04:09 PM
I just told her everybody on the internet thinks its funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got kicked in my junk but I am still laughing!!!!!!! Can I get some points for this!!!!! good or bad just give the man some points!!!!!!!!
sorry I'm over my 24 hr limit....bump this tomorrow and I'll hit ya some points..
thats funny shit
She has a lady that gives her facials? :jawdrop:
You may be on to something...Maybe she's just telling the taxman it's a woman at the spa... :supp:
You may want to verify that this place really exists.... :idea:
SBullet
10-08-2004, 04:15 PM
Put it in the back door, that's always tight :D
That was pretty funny right theere!!!
diggler
10-08-2004, 04:19 PM
OK, everyone at work thought it was hilarious! Leave it to engineers to appreciate toilet humor! LMAO!!! :D
LMAO! Yep that's funny all right. :D :D :D :D :D 5/5
ahhell
10-08-2004, 04:26 PM
Where can i get some of this stuff??? :2purples:
lewiville
10-08-2004, 07:21 PM
you know what they say....................... if you cant hit the bottom.. bang the hell out of the sides :smile:
Mrs. Psycho Squid
10-08-2004, 07:28 PM
NOT FUNNY!! Well... okay pretty funny but us girls gotta stick together! :D
SHOTKALLIN
10-08-2004, 07:43 PM
even loose pussy is better than a handjob.....especialy your own hand job :hammerhead:
Debbolas
10-08-2004, 07:46 PM
she was on the phone talking to her facial lady and said the stuff she was using made her face feel really tight. So I said in a kinda loud voice why don't you put some on your pussy!!! I will not get any for awhile
LOL :D That was funny.................I'm fresh out of rep points, but will hit ya up tomorrow :rollside:
Scream
10-08-2004, 07:54 PM
Where can i get some of this stuff??? :2purples:
What are you gonna do, put some on your wallet...lol
j/k y'old fart...
Scream
Keithb87
10-08-2004, 07:54 PM
she was on the phone talking to her facial lady and said the stuff she was using made her face feel really tight. So I said in a kinda loud voice why don't you put some on your pussy!!! I will not get any for awhile
Some things are better left unsaid. :redface:
beyondhelpin
10-08-2004, 08:56 PM
That is some funny chit! Still rollin.
Deal is your screwed for now! Hypothetically speaking!
Since you are already there and cant go much deeper try this.............Tell her that you just heard of an amazing bust development technique. Just take toilet paper and rub it between her boobs once daily. Guaranteed to work. Just look what it has done for her ass!!!!!!!!!
Just move back where cant kick you in the junk again!
taxman
10-08-2004, 10:08 PM
actually it has been a very nice evening!!!! A bottle of wine a nice italian dinner and one cialis....Time to go back to work thanks for the points I thought it was funny to.See ya guys tomorrow daddy has some making up to do :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
taxman
10-09-2004, 08:45 AM
Ok everything is fine now I have to go make breakfast
Strip Poker 388
10-09-2004, 02:22 PM
good one :cool:
jlnorthrup122
10-09-2004, 05:20 PM
Originaly posted by taxmam:
Ok everything is fine now I have to go make breakfast
I thought you had moxi guess I was wrong about you. :D you keep that up and I am taking back my points!! :D :D My ole lady would think you were a saint! :D :D
taxman
10-09-2004, 06:04 PM
the girl is good looking she just cant cook
Cheap Thrills
10-09-2004, 07:35 PM
Where the hell...opps I mean, where the heck did your learn such things Father Pat? :jawdrop: or better yet, why did you learn such things?
I suppose Some things are learned through necessity :confused:
I agree with the majority that was fookin funny :p
If I were you I wouldnt pursue the facial treatment to do the trick it might tighten the tool so tight ya can't spit :squiggle:
Alum and honey works real well tighter for the peter sweeter for the eater :D
C.doesn't know why he went there T. :wink:
BarryMac
10-09-2004, 07:36 PM
If she ain't tight enough, maybe you aint big enough!! :rollside: :rollside: :D :D
No problems here... :cool: :cool:
I don't know, when you can here your voice bouncing off the walls my guess is that the hole is big and dark... :smile:
gjb
jlnorthrup122
10-09-2004, 07:42 PM
Originaly posted by Taxman:
the girl is good looking she just cant cook
Its all good. I thought that was funny as hell! I do sh-t like that to my ole lady all the time and the not knowing how to cook is a plus you don't have to worry about getting fat or her for that matter!!! :D :D :D
Wet Dream
10-10-2004, 07:07 AM
I'm rolling on the floor. :D
switchin'addiction
10-10-2004, 02:22 PM
LMAO!! You got Dr. Pepper to shoot out of my nose so I guess you deserve a few points for that! Keep it up that was some funny shit, and let the rest of us laugh at your expense.
taxman
10-10-2004, 02:41 PM
Ya know it was one of those times that I should of mumbled it under my breath but the biatch would not shut up!!!!! and the talk about how tight it was just keep me thinking about pussy. The funniest thing is the moment of silence on the phone becuase I know she heard it on the other end!!!!! Can I Call You Back!!!!! she said!!!! I had chilli running out my nose!!!!! Yes my friends ****ing up feels good sometimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sportin' Wood
10-10-2004, 02:53 PM
she was on the phone talking to her facial lady and said the stuff she was using made her face feel really tight. So I said in a kinda loud voice why don't you put some on your pussy!!! I will not get any for awhile
ouuuuuch Beer does not belong shooting out my nose... that really hurts!
Edit: I'm glad that my pain was shared with a few others, How do I clean this crap out of the key board?
taxman
10-10-2004, 04:35 PM
sorry about the computer it was funny
Hallett
10-11-2004, 01:08 AM
what will you say next. :D
Charley
10-11-2004, 01:19 AM
she was on the phone talking to her facial lady and said the stuff she was using made her face feel really tight. So I said in a kinda loud voice why don't you put some on your pussy!!! I will not get any for awhile
That's F-ing hilarious....
PS My wife gives facials.... I'll have to see if there is such a product ;)
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