Wives Are Good For...

[ratso]

:idea: :2purples: :argue: :cry: :eek:
You'll have to tell me...
Wait wait wait, here's one.
"Get me a beer bitch!" :crossx:
...here comes the flaming... :D

[Kim Hanson]

:idea: :2purples: :argue: :cry: :eek:
You'll have to tell me...
Wait wait wait, here's one.
"Get me a beer bitch!" :crossx:
...here comes the flaming... :D
Makes a perfect holster for the six shotter :p , warming the bed!.........( . )( . )........

[God]

Watch your ass if she has a penchant for apples. Otherwise...enjoy!

[BarryMac]

:idea: :2purples: :argue: :cry: :eek:
You'll have to tell me...
Wait wait wait, here's one.
"Get me a beer bitch!" :crossx:
...here comes the flaming... :D
You aren't married are you ratso???
gjb

[ratso]

You aren't married are you ratso???
gjb
5 times...bbut no more... :2purples:

[jlnorthrup122]

How many real men does it take to open a can of beer?..............................
none the bitch better have it opened by the time she gets it to me!
thought that one would fit in here! :D

[OutCole'd]

laundry.......and ummmmm............................................ .................................................. .................................................. ......................did I mention laundry???

[jlnorthrup122]

Originaly posted by:OutCole'd
did I mention laundry???
Laundry and food preperation! biatch don't clean a lick!! good thing she likes to **** an her pussy is tight and don't stink she must use taxmans ole ladie's face cream on her cooch! :2purples:

[Mandelon]

Laundry
washing windows
vacuuming
scrubbing
gardening
dishes
Cleaning
Shopping
Cooking
taking care of kids
emptying the dishwasher
empty the litter box
filing
damn, no wonder she is always too tired to F*CK. :rolleyes: :skull: :cry: :p

[schmaubba]

i piss my depends everytime that football ref comercial comes on with the wife yelling at the husband at home after the 2 announcers ask how the official can take being yelled at by the coach!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :2purples: :2purples:

[Kim Hanson]

:rolleyes: You guys are asking for no sex for along time, shit I,m not stupid.....I know, I would be doing stupid shit for her after some of these replys :D
Women are here to worship....they have tits,us guys don't! Maybe some of you do :) I like to keep it in the arena and get some action, you guys keep it up...no action for the rest of this year I bet :smile: .........( . )( . )........

[Boy Named Sue]

:rolleyes: You guys are asking for no sex for along time, shit I,m not stupid.....I know, I would be doing stupid shit for her after some of these replys :D
Women are here to worship....they have tits,us guys don't! Maybe some of you do :) I like to keep it in the arena and get some action, you guys keep it up...no action for the rest of this year I bet :smile: .........( . )( . )........
Thank God (Not you God or you God?) that Kim is here to share his wisdom about the care, feeding, and handling of women. I base my life on his teachings. :idea:

[MsDrmr]

well now, I can see where you men stand, and yes, dont expect us to have the engery to f**k
You can either get what you like (clean house laundry food and so forth)
or get what you want.....it's all up to you :eat:

[Kim Hanson]

well now, I can see where you men stand, and yes, dont expect us to have the engery to f**k
You can either get what you like (clean house laundry food and so forth)
or get what you want.....it's all up to you :eat:
I treat women with the upmost attention.........( . )( . )....... :chi: :D

[Forkin' Crazy]

Taking everything from you when they become an X
:cry:

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

:idea: :2purples: :argue: :cry: :eek:
You'll have to tell me...
Wait wait wait, here's one.
"Get me a beer bitch!" :crossx:
...here comes the flaming... :D
Maybe if you said "Honey, can you get me a beer?" she would still be around. :sqeyes: Sometimes I get him a beer, sometimes he gets me one. Most times the kids get both of us one :D
Give and take, Ratso, give and take.
You knew I'd take the bait on this one, didn't you?

[CrazyHippy]

Give her 9" and take the beer when she brings it... Got it :D
BJH

[WUTWZAT]

Check out the photo, will someone post this for me.
Jason

[JustMVG]

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[jbtrailerjim]

Check out the photo, will someone post this for me.
Jason
Here ya go. Good one. :D
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[Kim Hanson]

Give her 9" and take the beer when she brings it... Got it :D
BJH
Give her 9",s of what? If she's getting it, sure as hell will have the beer with her :p Get back out in the outfield :smile: .......( . )( . )....... :D