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HCS
10-13-2004, 03:52 PM
I called a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook up and maybe rekindle
a little of that magic.
Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! Yeah," I said,
"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches
wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she
said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
So I hung up on the fat bitch.

Tom Brown
10-13-2004, 03:58 PM
Nice. :D

Kilrtoy
10-13-2004, 04:00 PM
Thats SWEET

RiverOtter
10-13-2004, 04:02 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!! Too Friggin Funny

Kim Hanson
10-13-2004, 04:08 PM
I called a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook up and maybe rekindle
a little of that magic.
Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! Yeah," I said,
"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches
wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she
said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
So I hung up on the fat bitch.
Thats mean, it could have went to her tits! :p Bonus, that where they do that titty dance, jiggle jiggle, baby ahh! ahh!.........( . )( . ).....Or it could go to the ass :yuk:

SHOCKWAVETOM
10-13-2004, 04:21 PM
I am sorry that is some funny shit....lol
I called a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook up and maybe rekindle
a little of that magic.
Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! Yeah," I said,
"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches
wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she
said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
So I hung up on the fat bitch.

mbrown2
10-13-2004, 04:27 PM
LMAO...that is so friggen funny.

jbtrailerjim
10-13-2004, 04:29 PM
LMAO...Too funny. :rollside:

Mrs.Racer277
10-13-2004, 04:30 PM
Notice there are NO women laughing?????? :confused: :confused: :D

SHOCKWAVETOM
10-13-2004, 04:32 PM
Notice there are NO women laughing?????? :confused: :confused: :D
Just turn it around...it is a joke Dia...:)
I saw that smile there Dia...Glad you got home safe from ATDR

Mrs.Racer277
10-13-2004, 04:38 PM
I put a Smilie in there!

plaster dave
10-13-2004, 04:50 PM
Rofl

switchin'addiction
10-13-2004, 05:03 PM
That's great!!!

SHOTKALLIN
10-13-2004, 05:06 PM
fat chicks give better head! :cool:

SHOTKALLIN
10-13-2004, 05:09 PM
for some reason they just try harder. One fat chick told me "I gotta keep a man somehow." then I told her "thanks for the blow...I gotta go!" :cool:

73beast
10-13-2004, 06:01 PM
Notice there are NO women laughing?????? :confused: :confused: :D
Never Tick Off A Texas Woman
A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.

Mrs.Racer277
10-13-2004, 06:04 PM
Just turn it around...it is a joke Dia...:)
I saw that smile there Dia...Glad you got home safe from ATDR
Thanks. We actually passed you right as you were pulling back on to the freeway on the way to HLC. :frown:

Mrs.Racer277
10-13-2004, 06:05 PM
Never Tick Off A Texas Woman
A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.
Oh my gosh that's one pissed off woman! :D

SHOCKWAVETOM
10-13-2004, 06:13 PM
Thanks. We actually passed you right as you were pulling back on to the freeway on the way to HLC. :frown:
Going West bound or East bound? What day?

Mrs.Racer277
10-13-2004, 06:18 PM
Going West bound or East bound? What day?
Right after you got the tire fixed. The tow truck was just leaving. :(

SHOCKWAVETOM
10-13-2004, 06:21 PM
Were you guys going to LHC?

Mrs.Racer277
10-13-2004, 06:28 PM
Were you guys going to LHC?
Yes, we spent sunday and monday there looking at land and houses. That is why we left our boat at home this trip. And SOCALHD has a way better boat. :D

SHOCKWAVETOM
10-13-2004, 06:33 PM
Yes, we spent sunday and monday there looking at land and houses. That is why we left our boat at home this trip. And SOCALHD has a way better boat. :D
I went down there to drop off the boat. The tire problem forked up my plans. I had to leave it there and will pick it up Friday....A trip I wasn't planning on :(
Oh well.....

slowinhavasu
10-13-2004, 07:06 PM
That is some funny shi*......lmfao... :wink: